r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Judah_Earl • 1d ago

President Elon says the quiet part out loud.

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u/ijuinkun 1d ago

We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

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u/Ok_Toe7278 1d ago

2+2=5

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u/preflex 1d ago

For pernicious values of x:

2x + 2x = 5x
(2 + 2)x = 5x
2 + 2 = 5

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u/schwensenman 1d ago

Also the chocolate rations have been raised again!

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u/Mireabella 1d ago

Praise be.

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u/Candid-Sky-3709 1d ago

We are at war with measles, getting rid of vaccines will finally give us victory! /s

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 1d ago

Bird flu? Well of course they did!