r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

President Elon says the quiet part out loud.

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u/ColumnK 1d ago

What else is he going to do? Spend time with his kids?

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u/prof_the_doom 1d ago

I think there's still one that doesn't have a restraining order out against him.

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u/DickwadVonClownstick 1d ago

The one Elmo's been using as a human shield ever since Luigi did the funny?

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u/AhAhStayinAnonymous 1d ago

did the funny

Omg 💀😂🤣

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u/The_Forth44 1d ago

Yeah I fuckin cackled that will be the only way I describe it now.

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u/StarintheShadows 1d ago

That would be the one! He’s too young to file a restraining order. Poor kid.

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u/ukexpat 1d ago

His mother could file for one on his behalf though…

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u/Great_Consequence_10 1d ago

She has been trying to get help from LE to return the child and nothing. Pretty sad situation, actually.

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u/Tasty-Building-3887 1d ago

Who is the mother? Maybe we should all rally around her to try to support her and bring attention to the issue.

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u/Bobby-Corwen09 1d ago

Unfortunately, all his baby factories knew EXACTLY what type of person he was and still willingly let him turkey baster them, or paid some other poor womb to actually carry the spawn.

They are just as moronic as the rest of his followers.

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u/foxontherox 1d ago

Take my poor woman’s award 🏅

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u/Suyefuji 1d ago

Ah yes, young Kevlar...

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u/Great_Consequence_10 1d ago

That’s the one he took from the mother and refuses to give back, even though she has rights. It’s super messed up, and especially strange since he ignored all the others.

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u/Penguinmanereikel 1d ago

Why can't I reward your comment?!

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u/unicornlocostacos 1d ago

Waka waka waka

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u/Tsobe_RK 1d ago

yet

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u/Caleth 1d ago

NOt old enough to yet, and I think that's one of the one's Grimes had who is claiming he's withholding passports to prevent them from traveling to see her dying grandma?

I don't know off the top of my head and can't be asses enough to look it up while I'm still at work.

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u/Both_Sundae2695 1d ago

Only when he wants to parade them in front of the camera Daniel Plainview style.

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u/Sun-Kills 1d ago

Has to stop every so often to send a Venmo to the person who plays Diablo on his behalf. Or sometimes Venmo his Ketamine dealer. You know the stuff we all do everyday.

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago

I guess part of the joke is that he conspicuously doesn't use PayPal?

Does he drive his shitty cars? Who am I kidding. I doubt he drives.

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u/disabledinaz 1d ago

He just makes sure their mothers can’t

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u/goronmask 1d ago

The meat “manly” medals? He just buys a new one every six months