r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

President Elon says the quiet part out loud.

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u/The_Fox_Confessor 1d ago

He could have wrote

"Investing in Americans is actually hard. Really hard. It costs money time and effort to make a person productive. It's a short term loss. So I'm planning to cancel student debt and create teams of advisors to help graduates into employment and advise employers on getting the best from them"

But no he has to be a douche.

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u/smallcoder 1d ago

The chance of anyone in the MAGA camp saying anything close to that sensible is 100 times less likely than my cat starting to shit gold 💩

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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 1d ago

Then, for the first time since 2016, there is some hope! https://vdilab.com/mineralanalysis/

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 1d ago

Oh, right. This was the fur mineral analysis not fecal. Whatever though.

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u/ategnatos 1d ago

cats do not abide by the laws of nature

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u/KououinHyouma 1d ago

This is the asshole that just got done telling the country that we all need to be ready to accept temporary economic loss.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 1d ago

Temporary? Where ya been for the last 40 years?

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u/TheThing_1982 1d ago

Temporary for the rich, life crushing to the poors. He’s only talking to the Rich when he addresses positive things for Americans.

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u/mkvgtired 1d ago

Why would a guy who grew up on daddies emerald mine money know anything about struggle. I saw a clip of his mom talking about how they struggled to move up from a one bedroom apartment to a two bedroom apartment and how hard her husband worked.

You know, the rags to riches story of a family scraping by to make ends meet that somehow got an emerald mine, exotic cars, and large houses that nobody mentions.

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u/132739 1d ago

The problem is that that gives the workers options, they wouldnt be beholden to him after getting their degree.

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u/fnezio 1d ago

The past participle of "write" is "written".

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u/OrbitalSpamCannon 1d ago

How would cancelling student debt improve outcomes? Those people were already educated. We should be cutting admission costs looking forward, the people who already took out loans aren't going to un-learn things if they have to keep paying loans, whereas many potentially talented people will skip higher education if it is too expensive.

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u/LaserPoweredDeviltry 1d ago

Poaching is cheaper. waves vaguely towards job market