r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Judah_Earl • 1d ago

President Elon says the quiet part out loud.

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 1d ago

Merry Christmas, MAGA! Your carrot-brained god-king and his immigrant puppeteer don’t need your support anymore. Get ready for every policy that benefits you to die a painful death. Welcome to the “find out” portion of your voting decision.

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u/JustSomebody56 1d ago

Don’t insult carrots!

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u/wack_overflow 1d ago

Im mean, they do make terrible brain material

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago

I feel like that's a fair criticism. I'll allow it.

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u/Upper-Station743 1d ago

Having a vegetable as brain material is better than whatever is currently rotting in MAGA's head right now...

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 1d ago

I needed an orange vegetable, I found one. Substitute yams, if you’d like.

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u/AndreasVesalius 1d ago

The fuck did yams ever do to you?

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u/TheCheshireCody 1d ago

They know damned well what they did.

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u/drone42 1d ago

Masquerading as sweet potatoes but they're not even in the same fucking family! Yams are in the Lily family! Lying bastards...

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u/incognegro1976 1d ago

Yams aren't sweet potatoes?!

My whole life is a lie

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u/drone42 1d ago

And sweet potatoes aren't even goddamn proper potatoes, they're in the morning glory family.

It's lies all the way down, kid.

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u/-MotherMaidenCrone- 1d ago

God damn 😭

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u/AndHeWas 1d ago

Slaves called some types of sweet potatoes "yams" because they resembled actual yams in Africa. Some people still call them that, but in the US if you refer to a sweet potato as a "yam" on a label, you have to include "sweet potato" as well. I think it would be best if we only used the word "yam" to refer to real yams, especially since both are available (in larger cities, at least) now.

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u/hourofthevoid 1d ago

They know yam well

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 1d ago

Oh, they know what they did. Sweet-potato-impersonating little lumps.

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u/Coruscafire9 1d ago

Yes, 'the malignant yam' is my personal favorite

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u/bitofagrump 1d ago

Hell no. Yams are delicious.

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u/SneakyDeaky123 1d ago

There’s one in Mara-Lago rn

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u/ElectronicPOBox 1d ago

Alternate yams 🍆

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u/sunflower_love 1d ago

I’ll insult whatever I like—especially when it’s an inanimate object. This joke is so played out.

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u/LeeKinanus 1d ago

And the angel of the lord came unto me Snatching me up from my place of slumber And took me on high and higher still Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil One thousand nay a million voices full of fear And terror possessed me then And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams? And the angel said unto me These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus

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u/icannothelpit 1d ago

I'm on mobile browser so it took a few clicks to make sure everything was right in the universe. Amen. 

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u/rattusprat 1d ago

But Rob Schneider is full MAGA. Insulting carrots is fair game now.

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u/Aggravating_Wonder11 1d ago

Carrots are good for you!

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u/DecentAct9713 1d ago

The Welsh word for carrots is moron.

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u/Rmans 1d ago

Starting with Musk admitting that immigrants have been given American jobs instead of taking them. If only MAGA could read.

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u/Saints11 1d ago

Misread that as carrot-brained rot-king, and I will be referring to him as such for now on.

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u/ShittyStockPicker 1d ago

God, I’m a teacher. I get paid well. Not movie star money, but what I’d say is fair. I sacrificed years and time investing into developing a curriculum and the skill set needed to connect with kids.

I’m terrified they will strip away my pay and benefits, tell me I’m only worth minimum wage, and my 5 years of education to become a teacher is just out the window.

I will literally quit and go be a nurse if they drop my pay below $60k a year. I can’t afford to teach if they do.

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u/rach2bach 1d ago

I upvoted this largely because I agree, but also because I was the 666th upvote.

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u/coleman57 1d ago

And they didn't even get to fuck around--that was outsourced to Elon, who maybe didn't do quite a good fuck, but fucked for a billion times the cost and is unhappy just to be here.

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u/dawn913 1d ago

Yup! Because it's not about you or this country. It's all about the bottom line. Period.

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u/nopunchespulled 1d ago

If only we weren't all effected by it

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u/fastpathguru 1d ago

"Fined Out"

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 1d ago

I think I heard it put best that "Everyone lost the election but it's going to take some time for a bunch of them to figure it out."

I honestly thought that it would take at least until January.... And I'd be wrong hahahaha

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u/Clean-Upstairs4593 1d ago

The problem is is that we'll all be finding out with them

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u/ApprehensiveKick6951 1d ago

As emotionally-charged as your comment is, did you know that he never actually posted this at all? This is complete misinformation.

If you care to prove me wrong, go ahead and try to find the actual source. But you can't. Because it doesn't exist. This is made up.

In fact, on Dec25, 2024, at 9:24 PM, the same time as the tweet above, he actually posted, "You can just say things"

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u/byeByehamies 1d ago

If we reveled in their(our) suffering, we would be just like them.

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u/SlowRollingBoil 1d ago

Historically, many need to suffer before a revolution is attempted and successful. I've watched for many decades as we went down the wrong path. At this point I want the wrong path to come to it's conclusion as fast as possible as the more suffering that happens quickly the quicker the response is.

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u/byeByehamies 1d ago

I'm hearing that a lot lately

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u/zellyman 1d ago

I mean nothing else works. Might as well have some fun.

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u/ohrlycool 1d ago

Unhinged