Merry Christmas, MAGA! Your carrot-brained god-king and his immigrant puppeteer don’t need your support anymore. Get ready for every policy that benefits you to die a painful death. Welcome to the “find out” portion of your voting decision.
Slaves called some types of sweet potatoes "yams" because they resembled actual yams in Africa. Some people still call them that, but in the US if you refer to a sweet potato as a "yam" on a label, you have to include "sweet potato" as well. I think it would be best if we only used the word "yam" to refer to real yams, especially since both are available (in larger cities, at least) now.
And the angel of the lord came unto me
Snatching me up from my place of slumber
And took me on high and higher still
Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil
One thousand nay a million voices full of fear
And terror possessed me then
And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?
And the angel said unto me
These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus
God, I’m a teacher. I get paid well. Not movie star money, but what I’d say is fair. I sacrificed years and time investing into developing a curriculum and the skill set needed to connect with kids.
I’m terrified they will strip away my pay and benefits, tell me I’m only worth minimum wage, and my 5 years of education to become a teacher is just out the window.
I will literally quit and go be a nurse if they drop my pay below $60k a year. I can’t afford to teach if they do.
And they didn't even get to fuck around--that was outsourced to Elon, who maybe didn't do quite a good fuck, but fucked for a billion times the cost and is unhappy just to be here.
Historically, many need to suffer before a revolution is attempted and successful. I've watched for many decades as we went down the wrong path. At this point I want the wrong path to come to it's conclusion as fast as possible as the more suffering that happens quickly the quicker the response is.
Unfortunately, all his baby factories knew EXACTLY what type of person he was and still willingly let him turkey baster them, or paid some other poor womb to actually carry the spawn.
They are just as moronic as the rest of his followers.
That’s the one he took from the mother and refuses to give back, even though she has rights. It’s super messed up, and especially strange since he ignored all the others.
NOt old enough to yet, and I think that's one of the one's Grimes had who is claiming he's withholding passports to prevent them from traveling to see her dying grandma?
I don't know off the top of my head and can't be asses enough to look it up while I'm still at work.
Has to stop every so often to send a Venmo to the person who plays Diablo on his behalf. Or sometimes Venmo his Ketamine dealer. You know the stuff we all do everyday.
Right? I mean, I expected it, but it was still funny/sad to read. I'm starting to think he's never experienced a single day of happiness his entire life.
The thing is, American companies have been at the top of the world for the last century. Sure there are plenty of excellent world class companies elsewhere, but no country had a combination of leading edge tech companies and industrial companies and software companies etc like the USA. So saying Americans are hard to invest in is some bullshit racism, even though American isnt technically a "race".
He's ripping on the American people and excusing the exact behavior that the working class fucking hates. The reason some of them hate immigrants in the first place. And, he's an immigrant. Technically illegal because he worked while here on a student visa and lied about it.
That technically precludes precludes one from citizenship and trump enforced those things last time. I read that they're very serious about pursuing people who do stuff like that to strip their citizenship.
The fact that we can be treating people this way under the pretense of the law while allowing the literal richest man in the world to do the same thing is pretty infuriating. It's very clear that the rule of law does not work in the United States.
Reading his tweet made me laugh out loud. Not that the lack of American investment in its own future’s development is a laughing matter. I’m sure MAGATs will be mad, but they don’t realize that it’s republicans’ decades long sabotage of public education and the fostering of a disdain and distrust of higher education is what makes most Americans less competitive, and now they voted for the same republicans who sabotaged them thus far to literally look at them and tell them “you’re not good enough and it’s not worth the money to make you better, so we’re going to bring in foreigners to do jobs, in opposition to what we told you.”
Is this real? If this is real, then it should make him public enemy number one to all "america first trump supporters". If this is real and trump supporters still back this guy, then the cognitive dissonance is so insurmountable that the usa is truly well and fucked.
What happened to the three ghosts? Those dudes stop working or something? Join a union and get Christmas off? They were supposed to scare the greed out of this son of a racist mine lord.
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u/TitusTesla117 1d ago
I like that he tweeted this on Christmas too