r/LeopardsAteMyFace 2d ago

Indian-American Trumpies find out their side hates brown people

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u/livinginfutureworld 2d ago

No body likes Vance. The people that voted for Trump don't like him either.

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u/Capable_Stranger9885 2d ago

Peter Thiel likes Vance.

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u/typhoidtimmy 2d ago

I too like furniture that feels comfortable when I prop my feet up on it…

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u/QuestionableIdeas 2d ago

Maybe Thiel got him to fuck the couch so he could get some ottomans?

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u/JBWentworth_ 2d ago

I think Thiel had a huge crush on Vance back when Vance was a college student.

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u/SharpCookie232 2d ago

Vance is his good little boy.

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u/Capable_Stranger9885 2d ago edited 2d ago

Elon is right now very flashy with showing off his paid for President of the United States toy. When a --26th-- 25th Amendment event happens, he's gonna get schooled by Thiel.

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u/kevinmitchell63 2d ago

An event where 18-year-olds get to vote? You mean an election?

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u/Capable_Stranger9885 2d ago

Thanks internet friend. An off by one error...

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u/CockyBulls 2d ago

No doubt Thiel likes little boys.

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u/BreadandCirce 2d ago

Why do you say that?

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u/Slytherin_Scorpio777 2d ago

Only certain body parts… Thiel probably likes bears.

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u/CockyBulls 2d ago

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u/Slytherin_Scorpio777 2d ago

Do they all go to the same plastic surgeon? Scary. I’m gay, but since I’m just a borderline middle-class peon this aspect of gay men makes me cringe. 

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u/CockyBulls 2d ago

Simone Collins, the pronatalist goon previously served as the managing director for Dialog, a secretive invite-only social club co-founded by investor Peter Thiel.

Take what you will from that. It’s a giant cringe circle mainly because they’re all awful people. It’s very… squid gameish.

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u/Slytherin_Scorpio777 2d ago

I’ll take a blue collar bear/wolf/cub over these plastic ken dolls any day. woof

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u/erydanis 2d ago

nah, he probably doesn’t, but he personally owns the vp, and since trump is probably on his last legs, thiel will have his own puppet president instead of the idiot elon has.

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u/Ignominious333 2d ago

They have a totally different agenda they are working toward together 

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u/qqererer 2d ago

I'm still trying to figure this one out.

Watch the Vance/Walz biography a bit on Frontline.

Vance clearly was a weird looking middle class drag queen pokemon card player who was friends with the weirdo pre trans FtM, and not the clout chasing Vivek Ramaswamy who already had the bleached teeth smile.

So why did Thiel give a weirdo Yale grad a partnership in whatever equity management group besides Vance being a fanboy? Is this like a Gaetz/Whedon situation where someone is such a weirdo growing up, that given access to power, they'll do anything to proverbially have sex with minors?

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u/sandysanBAR 2d ago

Thiels wallet does. After that its all fungible

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u/iamfanboytoo 2d ago

JD Vance Ate My Dog is hilarious, and I sincerely wish that it had became culturally irrelevant in November instead of sticking around for years.

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u/SpecialistAd1992 2d ago

Oh my, I hadn't seen that yet. Thank you. Catchy little tune!

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u/Fuzzysocks1000 2d ago

What the hell did I just watch hahahhaha

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u/iamfanboytoo 2d ago

A highly factual and well-sourced story about how JD Vance has devoured people's beloved pets in the past, and wishes to do worse in the future.

...At least, by the standards of Rethuglican news.

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u/lesterbottomley 2d ago

His upholstery cleaner likes him. He's just bought a new boat.

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u/Notmykl 2d ago

Didn't Vance disappear into the ether?