r/LeopardsAteMyFace 4d ago

82% of Obamacare applications for 2025 are from states that voted for Trump Trump

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u/Andromansis 4d ago

Obamacare, the law that allowed flying spirits to swoop down from the sky and eat children in maternity wards? Couldn't be confused with the ACA, which mandates insurance can't deny you for pre-existing conditions and that they can't make unlimited profits from insurance premiums. Definitely not obamacare, which mandates doctors call unelected bureaucrats anytime somebody codes to see if they can perform CPR or not. Couldn't be the ACA which allows people to get preventative services without cost-sharing. Obamacare allows evil spirits to inhabit your body because its made entirely of kenyan witchcraft.

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u/barontaint 4d ago

Is Kenyan witchcraft more powerful than other forms? I'm curious if they think Eritrean witchcraft is more potent. I'm curious of the thought process.

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u/Andromansis 3d ago

So the thought process is that you accuse somebody of witchcraft to other them, and you accuse somebody of being a foreigner to other them, so by accusing them of foreign witchcraft you're double othering them.

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u/barontaint 3d ago

Damn that's a lot of othering, that sounds like a lot of work, thankfully I'm very lazy and generally try not to bother people.

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u/Andromansis 3d ago

You see a good analogue in some chinese, or more specifically Hong Kong, Kung Fu movies where somebody does something out of pocket and you get the line "Must be some kind of Christian Magic", and then you get the Taiping rebellion.