r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/typtyphus • Nov 13 '24
Petition to use this images as the banner for this sub for the next 4 years
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u/PeppermintNightmare Nov 13 '24
He has a tummy full of faces.
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u/Valgonitron Nov 14 '24
I… I don’t know how to effectively convey in writing the chortle this image causes me to make. ‘Ooo-ho-ho-ho-hoo’ just lacks the gravitas and impending threat implied.
(Yes. That’s a yes vote for me.)
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u/Savageparrot81 Nov 13 '24
Put a Trump toupe on it and it’s a deal
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u/catnapspirit Nov 13 '24
I was gonna say MAGA hat, but yours is a much better idea..
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u/johnnymetoo Nov 13 '24
Why not both?
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u/kaleph Nov 13 '24
Here's my take: https://i.imgur.com/7iwFDif.png
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u/Pillowtastic Nov 18 '24
Bold of you to think there will be any plant life left in 4 years
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u/Hamiltoncorgi 15d ago
How do you feel about someone using your banner? Say on Bluesky?
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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Nov 13 '24
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u/rcmaehl Nov 13 '24
He looks like he's about to ask for a manager IMO
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u/o0cacoto0o Nov 13 '24
Looked at it and said he looks more like a karen. Then I see your post XD.
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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Nov 13 '24
LOL I thought about putting a Karen wig on him too
Edit: I present: fat Leopard Karen
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u/surfandsnoww Nov 15 '24
“This is the greatest leopard anyone has ever seen in the history of leopards”
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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 Nov 13 '24 edited Nov 13 '24
Ahh but then there's the majestic rollin
leopardcheetah... https://youtu.be/BOOljk_LOcs18
u/wakkawakkaaaa Nov 13 '24
Isn't that cheetah?
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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 Nov 13 '24
😂 you're right! I was always so focused on the shape I glossed over the eyelines. Close as I've got to a truly fat leopard though!
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u/CBowdidge Nov 13 '24
The cheetahs are joining the feast
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u/RealMrsWillGraham Nov 14 '24
Lions and tigers will be invited soon as there will be a huge surplus and enough to go round for all the species of big cats.
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u/CBowdidge Nov 14 '24
Ocelots, lynxes, panthers, and all wild cats will h there
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u/RealMrsWillGraham Nov 14 '24
Thank you, I could not think of any more wild cats.
If it gets too much even with them could we give alligators and crocs honourary membership to help out?
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u/_G_P_ Nov 13 '24 edited Nov 13 '24
I disagree, LAMF can happen to anyone, and while most posts will be about these.. people... Not all will.
My vote: yes to the chonky leopard, no to any political affiliations.
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u/Savageparrot81 Nov 13 '24 edited Nov 13 '24
I’m not sure Trumps hair is officially affiliated. I always assumed it was some kind of giant rodent that lives symbiotically with its host
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u/RealMrsWillGraham Nov 14 '24
Still laughing at the story from his daughter Ivanka. She said it is a weird shade of blond since Trump does not have the patience to let the hair dye develop for the full time you are supposed to leave it on to get the correct shade.
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u/ThatisSketchy Nov 13 '24
I agree. I enjoy this sub and I enjoy the karma happening to MAGA but this sub isn’t exclusively politics and it shouldn’t just turn into a generic leftist sub. Let’s not forget the roots.
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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Nov 13 '24
It’s hard to do because the picture cuts off where the hat would be
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u/docNNST Nov 13 '24
I agree and support this petition effort.
Will Redditors be able to change their vote after it’s cast?
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u/funderbolt Nov 13 '24
Having remorse about a bad vote is the entire point of the subreddit. I vote for "no vote changing." I may regret it later.
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u/Atlas-Scrubbed Nov 13 '24
I think we should be able to vote for a third picture. One that would never work. Say one of a water buffalo.
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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Nov 13 '24 edited Nov 13 '24
Let’s also make the vote require a supermajority that even needing a supermajority wouldn’t have met its own standards to pass.
Word salad but in the vein of the ridiculous Florida threshold requiring 60%
Edit because I apparently glitched while writing this.
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u/jk-alot Nov 13 '24
I want to vote for a rabies infected leopard to punish the house cat that chose my dad as the house favorite.
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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Nov 13 '24
Yikes. Sorry your family has also become a casualty in this war
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u/jk-alot Nov 13 '24
I’m sure the cat will learn from the lesson after I get mauled to death by an insane leopard.
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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Nov 13 '24
Yep. Even though we’re not the leopard’s preferred delicacy, we’re still in the same boiling pot. It’s bullshit
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u/Far-Mode6546 Nov 13 '24
He needs to start out lean and then every year get increasingly fat lol.
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u/Archerbrother Nov 13 '24
Based on how many faces have already been eaten, I think the current depiction is working haha.
EDIT: Maybe hook him up to an increasing number of bags of insulin with a IV drip going. lol
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u/ClearDark19 Nov 13 '24
And eventually he has to roll up on humans in a Hover-Round wheelchair and an oxygen mask & insulin IV drip hooked up to his chair from reaching Stage V morbid obesity off of so many tasty human faces.
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u/BastetSekhmetMafdet Nov 13 '24
“My 600 Ton Leopard Life”
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u/rubyspicer Nov 14 '24
Somebody call the feeder kink people, they'll be able to get a suitable picture done easy
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u/yashg Nov 13 '24
That's a very American looking leopard
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u/dude496 Nov 13 '24
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u/typtyphus Nov 13 '24
I thought of it, but it wasn't fat enough
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u/dude496 Nov 13 '24
Even with all of the available AI power running 24/7 for the next 4 years, you will not be able to create a big enough leopard to show how many faces will be ate.
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u/NekoMeowKat Nov 13 '24
He a chunky boy and it's not even January yet. 😺
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u/Frisian_Tea Nov 13 '24
Oh LAWD he coming....
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u/WeeDramm Nov 21 '24
I scanned the entire thread looking for this thread. I cannot believe yours is the only comment to point this out. Shocking. Absolutely shocking that this PRIME comedic set-up has been so sadly over-looked.
Thank you u/Frisian_Tea for not letting it slip completely-by.
I salute you sir, with a Full-Rimmer
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u/JustSeraph Nov 13 '24
That’s a jaguar…
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u/Denversaur Nov 13 '24
I knew the leopard would eat my face, I'm not an idiot! But how was I supposed to know about the jaguar...?
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u/ClearDark19 Nov 13 '24
Shhhh! The jaguars wanna get in on the orgy of a human face feast too! Don't let the humans know that some of the leopards are jaguars 🤫
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u/someonetookmyid Nov 13 '24
Instead of AI generated it should be badly photo-shopped from real lean leopard.
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u/votenixon25 Nov 13 '24
Oh sir...It's wafer thin.
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u/typtyphus Nov 13 '24
perhaps this specimen is better https://youtube.com/watch?v=uJJ2c0FFt9Y
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u/votenixon25 Nov 13 '24
I was making a Monty Python reference there, but yes, a very good specimen none the less!
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u/KatefromtheHudd Nov 13 '24
This sub is going to be be so busy over the next 4 years. The mods are going to be exhausted and may possibly start to resemble that fed up leopard.
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u/Educational_Cap2772 Nov 13 '24
Unfortunately it would go beyond 4 years if he gets to appoint a Supreme Court justice
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u/TemptingPi Nov 13 '24
its not even eating a face
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u/Atheizm Nov 13 '24
A leopard ringed by a halo of flames like it was airbrushed on a van and it's gnawing the heads atop the pile it clawed up. Hands of the gnawed wave LEOPARD + FACE = EAT! signs.
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u/Wolf-ed Nov 13 '24
My original post with this pic was removed. I'm happy to see it put to good use.
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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Nov 13 '24
I submit this majestic specimen
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u/Frisian_Tea Nov 13 '24
Bonus points for finally getting the correct language on all those red baseball caps.
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u/PerjurieTraitorGreen Nov 13 '24
Thanks. There was also one that said Make America Great Again, Again. But this one seemed far more accurate
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u/Southern3812 Nov 13 '24
Oh, god, thank you, this made me burst out laughing like I haven't in a few weeks!! XD
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u/CaLego420 Nov 13 '24
Wheelbarrows might not be big enough after all. We better start leasing 18 wheelers with some flatbeds
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u/Naz_Oni Nov 13 '24
Ough I'm so full from faces. My tummy is so big and round because of all these faces.
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u/ChronoFish Nov 23 '24
I suggest on Jan 20th, everyone update their FB banner to this image. When asked, don't respond - or maybe a simple hint
"The leopards are feasting"
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u/maudebanjo Nov 13 '24
AI trash image
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u/GlassGoose4PSN Nov 13 '24
"This funny image shouldn't exist and everyone should feel bad for laughing at it, because someone didn't get paid to make it"
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u/maudebanjo Nov 13 '24
and it is shit
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u/GlassGoose4PSN Nov 13 '24
"Bad quality fat leopard, I have done shits that look more like a fat leopard"
"As fat leopards go, this is 0/10, and I have seen a lot of fat leopards in my day"
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u/fuer_den_Kaiser Nov 13 '24
I'm pretty sure in only one year, the leopard will rival the suspiciously fat dog of Bakhmut
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u/Matty_Poppinz Nov 13 '24
Just as they were starting to slim down after Brexit, those poor obese leopards are on 50 face meals a day
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u/ClassicallyBrained Nov 14 '24
Vet: "Your leopard should only be eating 1 face per day"
Leopard: "Not round here partner. Not round here."
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u/Roklam Nov 14 '24
looka that cute kittie!
Yes, you're a hungry Apex predator, aren't you!
Rest up, there's more coming....
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u/unholyrevenger72 Nov 20 '24
The picture should be updated every year with a progressively more obese leopard.
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u/esoterix_luke Janitor of the LEPF Convention Nov 13 '24
Done