r/Gamingcirclejerk Tripod Ranger 1d ago

Jeff ma boi TYPICAL CIS-HET L

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u/Ok-Tennis330 Jerking Master / Hasan Piker the Goat 🐐 1d ago

Jeff Caused 9/11

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u/Oktavia-the-witch 1d ago

Jeff killed JFK

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u/Thrash_Panda44 1d ago

Yo, but what if there was no assassin and JFKs head just… did that?

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u/Bray_of_cats (JERKING/RP MAIN) Perverts together strong!✊ 1d ago

What if it was chem trails!

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u/Thrash_Panda44 1d ago

Everyone knows shark teeth cant melt steel beams

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u/Bray_of_cats (JERKING/RP MAIN) Perverts together strong!✊ 1d ago

But can steel sharks know teeth beams melt everyone?

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u/Thrash_Panda44 1d ago

possibly

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u/Bray_of_cats (JERKING/RP MAIN) Perverts together strong!✊ 1d ago

Hard possibly or soft possibly?

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u/Thrash_Panda44 1d ago

Squishy possibly

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u/Bray_of_cats (JERKING/RP MAIN) Perverts together strong!✊ 1d ago

Right, like raw beef squishy possibly or jello squishy possibly?

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u/TheRealMemzer 16h ago

Pretty sure that was Alex Mason

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u/fuegoatco 1d ago

Jeff assassinated Abraham Lincoln and I would know, John Balatro was there

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u/Melodic_Inevitable84 1d ago

Honestly after like 300 hours of GW2, with almost all of it being on Chomper, I fucking love Jeff he’s the best.

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 1d ago

Jeff is chomper (but better) Star-lord is base imp (but better) Peni Parker is base Z-Mech (reimagined) Hawkeye is cactus (reimagined) Namor is Tank Commander (reimagined)

Any I missed?

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u/Melodic_Inevitable84 1d ago

Does punisher have any explosives? He seems very kernel corn coded

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss 1d ago

The only thing I'd link corn to punisher is the primary fires, but the same could be said with base soldier's attack

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u/Melodic_Inevitable84 1d ago

Idk I have literally only played Jeff since it came out he’s so :3

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u/gdex86 1d ago

Much like Luigi he's too cute to convict. Jury Nullification.

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u/Gay-Worms 16h ago

I don't play this game can someone explain why these memes are so common? I like the little guy because he's a shark and sharks are awesome

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u/Neatto69 9h ago

From what I know, Jeff (the cute little shark) is one of the most broken op characters in Marvel Rivals, which means that a lot of people sadly hate the little cute ball cause he has wrecked them too many times

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u/megagamer92 8h ago

His ultimate is considered by many to be too broken. He'll submerge himself under the stage, and the hit box for it seems off. He'll eat you when you think you're out of the range or if you're in the air but low enough for up to be in the unclear hitbox. It is inescapable if you get eaten, and Jeff can just suicide himself off of a ledge and he will kill everyone else with him. He can also just spit you out into the out of bounds, but since a lot of heroes can fly, the guaranteed kill is to also kill himself.

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u/NmP100 Forced Diversity smh 6h ago

His ult is a scrub killer. He can put everyone in an area inside his mouth and jump off the map to kill himself and everyone else with him. He is actually not great at high ELO, but this strat fucks up teams who heavily clump around an area unsafely, which makes him fairly disliked by casual players, made worse by the fact he is very common because he is cute and easy to play

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u/NeverSettle13 1d ago

We need more posts like this

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u/Kds_burner_ violent femme 1d ago

erm overwatch is better

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u/Zestyclose_Station65 Tripod Ranger 1d ago

erm LesbiAnts is better

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u/Oktavia-the-witch 1d ago

I love playing overwatch 1

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u/FaeLei42 1d ago

Need that little shit launched into the Sun.