r/Gamingcirclejerk 1d ago

It's just pathetic at this point. They really think they're chads for posting nazi shit EVERYTHING IS WOKE

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u/Vundurvul 1d ago

Rainbow Sect, the umbrella organization composing the seven way alliance between the LGBT community, consisting of:

Red-The Lesbian Legion

Orange-The AroAce Alliance

Yellow-The Non Binary Brigade

Green-The Genderfluid Flood

Blue-The Gay Gallants

Indigo-The Transgender Troopers

Violet-The Bisexual Brigaders

Under their tyranny, these seven troopers fought against notions of discrimination, hatred, and bigotry, striking such fear into the status que their opposition could only be described by a single word: homophobic. But to the unchosen, the abandoned, the ones cast out by the society they were told to trust, the seven hues emblazoned upon the banners of the Rainbow Sect serve as a mark of hope and inspiration, that it was not the trauma that made them strong, for the fact they survived proves they were strong from the beginning.

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u/ButterSlickness 1d ago

And then there's the Special Ops team that even the most strident members of the Rainbow Sect don't mention:

The Pansexual Panic

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u/DoomRevenant 1d ago

That name makes them sound like some terrifying guerilla squad that'll come and waterboard you, and I love it

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u/LawfulnessDry9355 1d ago

Wow. Very creative. 👏🏻

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u/GarrettheGreen 1d ago

When did we exclude the Poly Police?

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u/BananaShakeStudios 1d ago

Sounds like a Power Rangers team

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u/Putrid_Carpenter138 1d ago

Go Go Homo Rangers!