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u/FullToragatsu Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

I kind of feel sorry for the first soldier though. Poor guy got defeated by a few wrist slaps and a push.

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u/GlassSpork Sep 14 '24

I don’t feel bad. He got the least punished out of the bunch after getting shoved off

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u/lxxTBonexxl Sep 15 '24

The dude who got roundhoused definitely got some brain damage lmfao

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u/Poopawoopagus Sep 15 '24

I dunno, knowing Izumi I wouldn't be surprised if that shove yote him hard enough to leave a crater in the wall.

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u/_kahteh Sep 15 '24

Off topic but I am overjoyed to find someone else who conjugates "yeet" like an English verb

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u/Aduro95 Sep 14 '24

The only one who actually seems like they could ahve been knocked out was the out who got roundhouse kicked in the head... I think the other two just decided it was wiser to stay down.

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u/dcooper8662 Sep 15 '24

That first dude looks like he was definitely trying to cop a feel. He got off easy

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u/Alice_Wonderlander Sep 15 '24

With her superhuman strength she could've broke his jaw and neck with that. I think he's lucky she wasn't going for the kill.

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u/IdiotMD Alchemist Sep 15 '24

Seagal school of martial arts.

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u/noone569 Sep 15 '24

More like Neo, in the first Matrix.

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u/BestEffect1879 Sep 14 '24

Not just “some dudes.” Literal soldiers.

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u/Organic_Ad_2885 Sep 14 '24

To her, they're just some dudes.

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u/GlassSpork Sep 14 '24

Just a housewife

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u/Eaglesgomoo Sep 15 '24

One scary ass housewife.

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u/3vgw Sep 14 '24

She is a superhuman after all, they might as well be pieces of paper

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u/Unanimoustoo Sep 15 '24

You mean she's just a housewife, right?

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u/Front_Sun1486 Alchemist Sep 15 '24

https://i.redd.it/l6z9foon7vod1.gif

She's a housewife, but a darn good one at that!

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u/PCtechguy77 Sep 15 '24

https://i.redd.it/y8g2yvmfgvod1.gif

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u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker Sep 15 '24

"Report! What forces are attacking?!"

"I'M A HOUSEWIFE!"

"You heard her..."

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u/Arceusae Sep 14 '24

Love her so much

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u/NerdweebArt Sep 15 '24

Heh heh, I love how it's looped to look like they just keep coming.

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u/LoudGear9028 Sep 15 '24

All that and more even with missing organs

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u/Flashy-Telephone-648 Sep 15 '24

For country based on war their average soldiers really aren't that great. Clearly too much budget has been moved to The alchemist division

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u/Young_Cato_the_Elder Sep 15 '24

They are primarily trained to make as many corpses as possible

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u/AuraEnhancerVerse Sep 15 '24

Even in real life most agree that an mma beats a soldier at pure hand to hand

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u/AnimeGokuSolos Sep 14 '24

Lmao 😂

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u/Soup-aaaahhhh Sep 15 '24

These are supposed to be the soldiers protecting the heart of the country

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u/Funkywonton Sep 15 '24

My favorite 😍

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u/EienNatsu66 Sep 15 '24

Never mess with a house wife 💪

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u/boi012 Sep 15 '24

Best part is she’s also missing half her organs

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u/Rockabore1 Cryptic Alchemist Sep 15 '24

I like the way she pushes the tan guy away so patronizingly, “not now, bye.”

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u/deadlyalchemist92 Sep 15 '24

I love Izumi so much, I’m weak for women like her and Olivier ngl

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u/shinobi3411 Sep 15 '24

A housewife, the strongest type of woman there is.

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u/ProfessorZik-Chil Sep 15 '24

"sorry dudes i already got a husband and he's FUCKING RIPPED."

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u/Some_Random_Android Sep 14 '24

I could watch this for hours!

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u/Old_Tie7836 Sep 15 '24

For the first 2 it looks like Steven Seagal Aikido

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u/Right-Truck1859 Sep 15 '24

Baki the grappler character.

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u/MastersJoyUniverse Sep 15 '24

As much as l love Brotherhood, her character was much better in the first adaptation.

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u/RavagerHughesy Sep 15 '24

How polite of them to attack her one at a time

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u/Cooler_coooool_boi Sep 15 '24

Keep in mind folks, she’s just a house wife. Her words not mine.

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u/jk-alot Sep 15 '24

It’s so satisfying to watch this on loop. Just this endless tide of soldiers being beaten down by one bored housewife.

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u/KittysPupper Sep 15 '24

That is one cool housewife.

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u/AuraEnhancerVerse Sep 15 '24

Not using guns was their first and last mistake

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u/Silvanus350 Sep 15 '24

When you actually watch the animation in detail it looks so pathetic, LOL.

She just casually pushes a guy away by shoving his face, then shoves another guy to the ground without hurting him.

And these are supposed to be soldiers? God.

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u/Spare-Plum Sep 19 '24

'03 isn't known for it's animation

A few seconds of Izumi casually taking out some dudes. Other

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