r/FridgeDetective 13h ago

What does my fridge say about me? Meta

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u/Classic_Wave_7579 13h ago

That you have bugs?

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u/Charming_Camera8724 12h ago

Yesss I was gonna say you’re being attacked by ants lol and they like smoothies

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u/ArmadilloPotential37 13h ago

Your a serial killer type sh*

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

I ain’t but this comment was too funny. Only thing I kill is plants

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u/ShoutOuts2Elon 9h ago

....respectfully

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u/MasterpieceOne6716 13h ago

You need to deep clean that house. You are currently in your “dirty ERA” tour

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u/_Kicked_Puppy_ 12h ago

How can u tell?

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered 12h ago

WHO STOOD TO GAIN?

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u/_Kicked_Puppy_ 12h ago

I’m so confused with this reply

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u/kstreet88 11h ago

I'm guessing it's a Taylor Swift reference.

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u/_Kicked_Puppy_ 11h ago

I honestly have 0 clue so ur guess is as good as mine

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u/kstreet88 11h ago

I was just basing my assumption from all of the other comments. No idea why that McD's bucket would have anything to do with her.

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u/blenneman05 10h ago

It’s the Eras Tour bucket that I purchased for $19.89 to see the movie because I got waitlisted for Miami. It holds trinkets and various mail.

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u/Gypsy-photog-44 13h ago

Taylor Swift, mold, and refrigerated cat food. Checks out.

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u/MacrosTheGray 12h ago

Why is everyone saying Taylor Swift? What's the giveaway?

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u/urmagentafriend 11h ago

The popcorn bucket on top

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u/MacrosTheGray 11h ago

Y'all some observant mofos

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u/Careless-Mode205 13h ago

I’m just in shock over all the utensils and kitchen tools in the fridge. My Germaphobia could NEVER

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u/PrettyShittyMom 12h ago

Mice can’t get in the fridge. But if they could, they’d eat the top-shelf cat food not the utensils

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u/Blue-zebra-10 12h ago

thank you, i'm blind and didn't realize that the bag was cat food lol

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

Well when you don’t have kitchen drawers- it’s either on the shelf and collecting dust or in the fridge. I just find the fridge better storage than the shelf

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u/No_Room_1976 9h ago

yea…. the fridge is a wild place for utensils. This is my first time seeing this type of thing.

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u/blenneman05 9h ago

I know!

My apartment complex used to be a hotel so the layout never changed . The lack of storage in my apartment is all too real.

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u/Diligent_Detective98 13h ago

Yo house stank.

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u/Low-Tea-6157 13h ago

You have a rodent and or bug problem you like smoothies and possibly have a toddler

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u/AfterManufacturer150 13h ago

You like the sound of nails on a chalkboard.

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u/Responsible-Ad-6901 13h ago

I hope so badly that this is a joke

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u/madonna816 12h ago

Need to clean, have pests and, if you don’t already, you’re well on your way to type 2 diabetes.

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

I’m 5”0 and 112lbs ….

Never seen a roach or bedbug tho. Everyone’s apartment gets sprayed monthly for roaches

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u/kstreet88 11h ago

Your height and weight don't make you diabetic. Just fyi. My old boss was 5'11" and 160lbs. He has type 2.

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

TIL. I figured only overweight people got it…. I do get blood work every couple months due to my broken thyroid and my endocrinologist seems to be pleased with all my numbers besides my TSH…

I have the ginger ale because I suffer from cyclic vomiting syndrome and the ginger ale is there for days where my. stomach won’t hold down solids

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u/Gracieloves 11h ago

🌲

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

The CVS isn’t from marijuana in my case. There’s a whole diff kinda name for cannabis induced vomiting…

I developed CVS and acid reflux after my gallbladder got removed

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u/Gracieloves 10h ago

Use cannabis for vomiting it's one of its best uses... cannabis induced vomiting is insanely rare and usually from pesticides on cannabis not cannabis itself. I also have cyclical vomiting. If you haven't tried psilocybin it's worth a try. Dried Cantaloupe edibles seriously helped me if you can find them. Also RSO

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u/blenneman05 10h ago

I’m scared of psilocybin because of not knowing my bio mom’s medical history and I’ve heard that shrooms can unlock mental illnesses that you didn’t know you had.

I don’t live in a legal state but I have promethazine from my Gastro doctor. It does absolutely nothing when I have to work at the office tho.

Zofran no longer works on me sadly

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u/Gracieloves 10h ago

I guess it depends on how bad cyclical vomiting is. It was debilitating. Throwing up multiple times a day. So bad for esophagus - it's one of the worst cancers because they can't fix it and it's more likely if have severe vomiting. Also bad for teeth.

First experience with 🍄was terrible but did too much. Next ones were ethereal. I have chronic pain and PTSD so I was open to alternatives. Plus, I have had rare adverse reaction to prescription medications so I wanted something plant based. I suspect for me it is/was mental and diet related. Something reset though.

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u/Former-Spread9043 35m ago

Then why are you refrigerating the cat food?

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u/blenneman05 33m ago

Because I have a cat who figured out how to get into my bottom cabinets, open a brand new bag of food and spill it everywhere. The fridge he can’t open.

I’m getting some storage containers this weekend for the cat food.

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u/Former-Spread9043 32m ago

Ohhh. I think that’s why everyone else thinks you have bugs

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u/Firm_Owl742 12h ago

the frozen fruit, lots of apple sauce, and the tuna creations tell me that you've got some kinda medical-related dietary issue maybe and these are easier on the stomach. i do not think it is mental based on the presence of "butter", mayo, and ice cream

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

100%. I have cyclic vomiting syndrome so the apple sauce and ginger ale are for days where my stomach is fighting me

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u/Dontfeedthebears 13h ago

You make a lot of smoothies and live in utter chaos.

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u/AcidicDepth 12h ago

You 10000% got either bugs or mice in your house.

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u/Upset_Jeweler8480 13h ago

You’re grosss

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u/Express_Area_8359 13h ago

Ok how do you prepare the meow mix? Come on deep fried

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u/Brownbunnybartender 13h ago

Why is the cat food in the fridge???

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u/f1lth4f1lth 12h ago

Fridges with threatening auras

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

Agreed. I need to go grocery shopping

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u/Lisa_Knows_Best 13h ago

You need to clean and stop drinking so much soda. Ick.

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u/Reallysy2 13h ago

You have pests

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u/mexihuahua 13h ago

Wtf is this?

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u/DrBunsonHoneyPoo 12h ago

You’re working your way up to crazy cat person.

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u/ReleaseReal8170 12h ago

Crazy cat lady

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 12h ago

Whhhh....why is the cutlery refrigerated?

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u/SnooBeans8816 12h ago

I thought I was the only one, like why is nobody else talking about this?

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

I don’t have kitchen drawers in my apartment. Just two bottom kitchen cabinets and shelves that are already full.

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u/Legitimate_Middle_50 12h ago

I seriously cannot deduce a single reason why, Im hoping op has an answer lol

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 12h ago

The only time I've refrigerated cutlery is making pastry with cold kives? Because you want everything cold. This however is just unhinged (let's ignore the open cat food for now).

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u/Legitimate_Middle_50 12h ago

ahh that makes so much sense! id say they were maybe doing the same but I see metal straws in there lol.

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u/Itsnotrealitsevil 12h ago

Why is there cat food in the fridge?? I promise you, it doesn’t need to be refrigerated

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u/agirl2277 12h ago

It keeps the vermin from eating it? I had a mouse problem one winter until I put the dog food in a plastic container and kept it off of the floor.

The utensils are it for me. Do they have no storage in their kitchen?

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u/blenneman05 10h ago

My apartment complex used to be a hotel and they never changed the design. I have no kitchen drawers so if I put it on my already crowded shelf- it would collect dust.

The cat food is in the fridge because my cat figured out how to get in my kitchen cabinets , knock over the cat bag and open it and I woke up to ants.

But under a normal layout, I would not be refrigerating cat food

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u/agirl2277 9h ago

Yeah, I figured. My fridge is in the dining room. Lack of space makes for odd solutions.

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u/blenneman05 9h ago

My “apartment” is 300 sq foot so essentially 1 room with a separate door for the bathroom. My windows don’t even open. I don’t have an oven/fridge either.

I make do with what I have.

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u/agirl2277 9h ago

Sucks man, I hope things get better for you. Especially health wise. I hope you are Canadian so at least your health care is covered. I ruined my teeth from constant vomiting. Gerd and endometriosis is a tough mix. Menopause fixed that problem for me.

At least you have a space for you and your cat.

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u/blenneman05 8h ago

Sadly I’m in the States. I have some scarring on my esophagus because of it.

My 2 kitties are well fed and taken care of

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u/holtdolg 12h ago

youre a toddler cat who lovessss soda

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u/SubHuman559 12h ago

Roaches are eating your cat food

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u/abandit91 12h ago

You have roaches.

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u/erisedheroine 12h ago

The Tabasco sauce having its own spot just really makes it a home.

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u/GingerSchnapps3 12h ago

You have a cat hiding about somewhere

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u/ThatsNotEastMemphis 11h ago

I hope you get the help you need. Sincerely.

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u/Successful-Score4493 11h ago

Cat food in the fridge why ?

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u/red8356 13h ago

I didn’t realize there were food banks with soda. Seriously, tuna packets and apple sauce a plenty? Reminds me of my public pantry days

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u/MacrosTheGray 12h ago

Food stamps pay for more soda in this country than anything else

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u/red8356 12h ago

Honestly they don’t go very far anymore and soda is SO expensive. Also I was guessing a food pantry based on the copious amounts of tuna packets and applesauce.

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u/TrickMaintenance9663 13h ago

FORZEN MIXED FRUITS OMGGG DO YOU EAT YOURS BARE OR MUSHED?

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

They’re for my smoothies lol

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u/Tiny-Butterscotch589 13h ago

You have high sodium levels.

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

Not according to my endocrinologist who sees me every 3 months to look at my blood work because of my broken thyroid

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u/Cold_Interview_2611 13h ago

That is a special kind of depression

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u/Super_Tradition4788 12h ago

you love taylor swift and shit pudding and cat bits

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u/alibb247 12h ago

I spy your kitty!! lol 🖤

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

That would be Mr Hefty

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u/alibb247 0m ago

That’s an adorable name lol

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u/ChillPill_ 12h ago

Wouldn't sleep in the same room as you, nor get in a car with you

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

Lemme see your fridge than 😂😂…

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u/ChillPill_ 6h ago

*Then

There's cheese (with an s), charcuterie, various veggies, eggs, cooking cream, various juices and sodas leftover from a party, plenty of different sauces, strawberry marmelade, pear marmelade, maple syrup, butter, mayo ketchup, beer, some old edibles I'm afraid to eat, frozen meat, veggies, fries and pizzas, some pasta leftovers I forgot about and should probably throw away. And there's no cutlery... Seriously, what is that about ? Genuinely curious.

I'm not showing cause it is not very clean and I'm a bit ashamed. But there's an annoying leak that makes it hard to maintain clean. I rarely order food and try to cook as much as possible. Food is one of life's pleasures.

But I guess murdering people is one too, to each their own 😂😛

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u/blenneman05 2h ago

To the cutlery, I don’t have a kitchen drawers and my place is only 300sq feet sooo it’s better storage in the fridge versus sitting on a shelf that is already overcrowded. I don’t own an oven/stove. My apartment didn’t come with those things. I have an air fryer and a microwave

Honestly I have more food in my cabinets that I do in my fridge but 🤷🏼‍♀️….

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u/Krazy_Granna 12h ago

You like to eat actual meals but you don’t know how to cook from scratch. You also have a serious ginger ale addiction. 😀

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u/GullibleRisk2837 12h ago

Doesn't eat real food, prolly eats cat food alongside the cats, and washes it down with soda. Afterwards, you much on a drumstick ice cream and wat a lil bowl o' fruit

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

Soo here’s some stats for ya: I’m 5”0 and 112lbs.

I also suffer from cyclic vomiting syndrome and struggle to keep weight on me. The soda is there on days where I can’t keep down solids . Applesauce is also used for that purpose as well

The cat food is in the fridge due to my cat figuring out how to get into the cabinet and knock over my last bag of cat food and spilling it everywhere. It got moved to the fridge

Honestly, I have better food that’s shown in my cabinets but this is fridge detective not cabinet detective

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u/GullibleRisk2837 6h ago

I apologize, I was purely joking, and meant no offense, as this sub often looks like a place where people come to joke around on, and I'm relatively new to it. I will refrain from joking around as much on here, because I don't want to come across as a complete and total ass, and I'm sorry if I have to you.

I am very sorry to hear this. Is this curable? I wish you the very best on what must be a hellish medical journey.

Hahahaha the cat food in the fridge is a great idea to prevent this!!! That's genius, as there's nowhere they can't get to it.

I'm sure there are healthier foods in there, man! Hang in there and keep taking care of yourself the way you do.

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u/blenneman05 2h ago

It’s not curable but it can be manageable with knowing my triggers and being able to take sleep inducing nausea meds when I can…

On the days when an episode hits, it’s better for me to have liquids versus solids. I do need to go grocery shopping but since I never know when an episode will hit me, my fridge is kept light compared to my cabinets which has more shelf stable food.

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u/_Kicked_Puppy_ 12h ago

Do u make a lot of smoothies? I see a bunch of frozen fruit and I can’t think what else to use it for. Also is that cat food in ur fridge???

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

Yes on the smoothies and the cat food is in the fridge because I have a cat who can open my kitchen cabinets. The fridge- he can’t open

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u/MX5_Esq 12h ago

No trigger warning?

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

Because I like to eat frozen fruit ? 😂…

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u/DeniedBread712 12h ago

All I want to know is why the cat kibble is in the fridge.

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

I have a cat that can open my kitchen cabinets. Hence the fridge. I should probably get big enough Tupperware for it

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u/DeniedBread712 10h ago

My cat opens the cupboards too lol. I wash the buckets the litter comes in out, and they have a lid on it. I used one for their food and have a stack of the rest to use as buckets if I need it. Also, the cat food doesn't get weird or soggy in the fridge?

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u/blenneman05 10h ago

Nope!

When I have smaller bags of cat food- they go in Tupperware containers but this bag of cat food- I don’t have enough Tupperware containers to store it all

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u/DeniedBread712 10h ago

Get one of those plastic litter containers, they're good for most sized bags of cat food, hold 1kg food plus depending on the size you get. Cat needs litter anyways and then you get your fridge back. Like the biggest Tupperware, and you get it as a free bonus.

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u/blenneman05 10h ago

Thank you so much ❤️

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u/RiverBear2 12h ago

Your utensils have offended you so you put them in time out??

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u/Gr00mpa 12h ago

This is my first time seeing silverware in the fridge. What’s the deal with that?

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u/nemmysnoodlepants 11h ago

Bugs or mice?

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

I don’t have kitchen drawers in my apartment and my kitchen shelves are all full of my other stuff.

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u/chito-87 12h ago

You forgot to place the toilet paper in the freezer

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

Lmao that’s in my bathroom

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u/DimensionPossible622 11h ago

That u eat cold dry cat food 😳

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u/obi-juan111 11h ago

You’re on a liquid diet

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u/blenneman05 11h ago

Smoothies are for my stomach is fighting me as I have cyclic vomiting syndrome

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u/DimensionPossible622 11h ago

Maybe roaches everything is safe in the fridge

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u/an0nym0usbr0wsing 11h ago

You put utensils in the fridge.

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u/MissGamesAlot 11h ago

Your house isn't clean.

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u/GroundbreakingTwo124 11h ago

Single male that loves cats

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u/BBS_22 11h ago

You’re Canadian. I assume you have tummy troubles because of that stock of ginger ale. Probably from eating cat food.

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u/toddsing 10h ago

Smoothies and Taylor Swift are your jam.

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u/1Schmeckle 10h ago

Mental illness…

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u/Doctorbuddy 10h ago

Your GF doesn’t give you Bjs

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u/No_Leadership_5336 10h ago

This is a joke with the silverware lol

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u/ufcivil100 9h ago

You're single person who eats out every meal unless you're making a smoothie.

You don't have alot of free time to spend several hours to over organize your fridge just to snap some photos to impress some reddit forum.

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u/krssonee 9h ago

Why in the world are you refrigerating your utensils and cat food?

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u/Repulsive-Block9938 9h ago

Your other fridge has severed heads in it

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u/Professional_Bus_170 9h ago

I got it. Crazy vegan cat lady.

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u/JellyRollMort 9h ago

Are we just putting weird shit in the fridge to get reactions now?

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u/OceanOfPopcorn 8h ago

WE HAVE THE SAME FRIDGE!!!

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u/Sweet_Anything625 6h ago

You don’t have a utensil drawer ?

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u/Key_Ride143 5h ago

You like weird chodes

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u/Psychological_Ad1388 2h ago

You’re single.

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u/Former-Spread9043 32m ago

You need to stop eating country crock