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u/Primary-Potential-55 15h ago
Where did you hide your parents’ bodies?
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u/TeallyRired 15h ago
You feed off dust you blow from the cartridges.
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u/TreytheMan06 15h ago
you dont have a gf
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u/Hazbomb24 15h ago
I have several online girlfriends, thank you very much!
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u/stump2003 15h ago
They go to another school!
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u/Hazbomb24 15h ago
They keep bailing on our plans to meet irl, but it's going to happen soon. I can feel it.
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u/No_Mongoose2658 15h ago
It’s not plugged in yet still takes prominence in some man cave or basement next to every game system Nintendo has ever put out
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u/Hazbomb24 15h ago
That sounds glorious.
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u/No_Mongoose2658 15h ago
I’m ok with this too. Has a friend who owned every system ever. Her Nintendo wall looked a lot like this fridge
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u/constructiongirl54 15h ago
That refrigerator is 100% in your parents basement where you still live at 40.
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u/711straw 14h ago
it concerns me that they're all Jurassic Park SNES games
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u/Hazbomb24 14h ago
It's like the Debeers of Jurassic Park SNES. True story though, I found a collection of 167 1988 Topps Troy Benson Football cards about 5 years ago and I've been hiding a few in our friend's house every time they have people over. They started losing it after they found about a dozen or so.
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u/_thedeadcatinthehat_ 15h ago
Jurassic Park.... You found a bunch of discarded cartridges and can't find the heart to dispose of them and no one will buy them?
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u/allthesmokeugot 15h ago
You're the type that is so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you don't stop to think if you should.
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u/sexruinedeverything 15h ago
You depend on Tik Tok knowledge for survival, because why?
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u/SlipTechnical9655 15h ago
Dude how many Jurassic Park’s do you have? You have to tell us your details!!
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u/Beneficial-Rope-3636 15h ago
Do you only have Jurassic Park? Because I’ve been looking for bubsy OG not number two. But the original. I loved playing it when I was a kid. I also had the Chester cheetah games.
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u/Legendary-Gear5 14h ago
That you’re an old games console that gained sentience and you eat game cartridges through osmosis.
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u/figbott 14h ago
Alcoholic. Diabetes. Struggling to pay rent but somehow makes it work.
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u/IVebulae 14h ago
My sis in law stepdad after passing we got to rummage through prepped lifestyle. One of the fridges had rare coins and it was a gold mine.
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u/Diligent_Detective98 14h ago
You’re an 80’s baby. Blowing on those cartridges to unfreeze the game, putting those mugs in the freezer because they got too hot brought back some childhood memories.
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u/Cold-Box-8262 14h ago
That you own more copies of one of the best SNES games than I've ever seen in person before
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u/stressmichnicht 13h ago
I don't judge. As a student I had my videogames and consoles stacked in my wardrobe. Would have taken photos back then if I had known that something like this was unusual.
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u/Ancient-Passenger-52 13h ago
If someone calls you up late on a Friday night cause the babysitter kacked out at the last minute… not only could you be there for them, but your biggest concern would be the quality of the snacks.
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u/RevelArchitect 13h ago
I mean, you’ve definitely collected all the eggs. You probably went through half an ink cartridge printing a walkthrough on continuous computer paper.
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u/The-IK-Way 13h ago
You live in your parents basement/in-laws apartment and still eat out of your parents fridge..
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u/BannedInDay 12h ago
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could. You didn't stop to think if you should.
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u/eatlocalshopsmall 11h ago
“500 cigarettes… I mean Jurassic Park whatever TF these are.”
I thought those were Jurassic Park pizzas at first, lmfao 🤣
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u/Automatic_Badger7086 11h ago
You need paddle locks and hasps to secure your investment. Some of those games are worth a pretty penny or even a gorgeous quarter.
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u/Expert-Jelly-2254 11h ago
So my wife and I are huge Jurassic Park fans could I lk you with an offer? I'm about to ask her to marry me and your fridge just told me you have my answer
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u/kaijubait000 11h ago
That you have no respect for the Masterwork that is the SNES Jurassic Park II. 🙃
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u/Sure_Major8476 11h ago
I have to ask, why do you have so many Jurass…nevermind I don’t want to know the answer.
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u/BarnOwl777 11h ago
approximately 3 decades of lamenting a personal crisis against disk and online games and stage 2 or 3 cirrhosis
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u/whodofthought 10h ago
You go fuckin nuts in a natural history museum. Possibly have super deep autistic Dino facts on standby for any given moment.
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u/Cautious_Ad_9105 10h ago edited 10h ago
Gee are you waiting for nuclear ☢️ apocalypse-I see a lot of TV dinners and other assorted frozen veggies in your refrigerator(probably the one kept in the garage or basement -good job-but honestly, I hope your home doesn’t burn down in a fire storm like Los Angeles. hopefully you’re well protected, stay, safe.😳😛😛👍👍🤞🤞🙏🙏🔦🔦🔥🔥💪🏻🔫🔫🧟♂️🧟♀️🧟👽🍀🍀 oh by the way, don’t forget to plug it in, or everything will spoil.🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮☠️☠️☠️
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u/DavidLonsdale 9h ago
Might be a little obsessive with a certain item. Better give the person a few cardboard boxes and a packing tape to empty out the fridge for some real food! 😆 🤣 😂
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u/_MarcusCorvus_ 15h ago
Your fridge is not plugged in