What does my fridge tell you - r/FridgeDetective

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u/JunoAZ 11d ago

Your food should be quite well protected...if it survived the freezing process.

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u/Shoehornblower 11d ago

You live solo?

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u/Gramoofabits2 11d ago

That you never get laid….( j/k it’s sweet)

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u/Traditional_Land_553 11d ago

You have more disposable income than you know what to do with.

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u/Rum_dummy 11d ago

That we would get along just fine

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u/Gunpowder-Plot-52 11d ago

You p'd off the wrong Hutt.

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u/Dreaming_of_u_2257 11d ago

You love Star Wars !!

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u/Cynvisible 11d ago

That The Force is With You 💫

Fun fact, my Grandson's name is George Lucas. 😉

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u/Friendly_Meaning6692 11d ago

LOVE IT!

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u/Luna_Moth303 11d ago

You are wealthy and a nerd. Maybe a software engineer?

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u/SchlitzInMyVeins 10d ago

You have a bootleg version of photoshop

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u/Prestigious_Video121 11d ago

Your first name is Jabba.

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u/SkinCarVer462 11d ago

A bounty hunter with a thermal detonator is coming to speak to you

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u/Sapherb 11d ago

"I know"

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u/LawrenceSB91 11d ago

You like Star Trek

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u/DrBunsonHoneyPoo 11d ago

You’re classy

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u/Striking-Force87 11d ago

You need to register as a sex offender whenever you move.

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u/StoopidQpid 11d ago

That there's cold eggs in there

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u/Gonna_do_this_again 11d ago

That you employ bounty hunters

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u/geo8x6 11d ago

Han might need to be defrosted

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u/Outside_Bus4958 11d ago

Your ice maker is broke

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u/MegaParsnip543 11d ago

let him out of your fridge! also sense of humor

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u/Doggoneittt 11d ago

Jaba did you dirty

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u/Spacemuffler 11d ago

That you almost certainly need to replace your water filter. Most consumers dont even realize they have one if the unit continues to work after it fails and it spits out lower quality water than if you use the tap.

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u/Only_Ad_5469 11d ago

Sometimes I forget that space balls isn't the original

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u/nedford5 11d ago

Oocha pochika oh oh oh

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u/issanono 11d ago

I would marry the sumbitch that has that in their kitchen

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u/Erislust 11d ago

That you know that I love you.

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u/YourUncleKenny1963 11d ago

That Jabba owed you money.

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u/JabbaTech69 11d ago

This is the way!!

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u/MaterialRow3769 11d ago

Never thought i’d be jealous of someone’s fridge until now

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u/Working_Document_541 11d ago

Your husband got the wrong things while shopping?

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u/mini_seonmii09 11d ago

It tells me I should steal it..

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u/No-Resort-3481 11d ago

You may like Star Wars a little too much

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u/preppypunknyc 11d ago

Han shot first

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u/wafflegism 11d ago

It tells me that your photoshop skills are limited xD

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u/A_PERS0N87 11d ago

You like Indiana Jones

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u/Morose-MFer81 11d ago

Single and chronic masturbator or you have a partner that shares and/or respects what you are into in a very special way.

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u/No_Amount9368 11d ago

That your a star wars lover

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Sweet

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u/Two_Eagles 11d ago

you are awesome

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u/doorbell19 11d ago

Your freezer wants to make chocolate bar people

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u/Bluntuser 11d ago

Star Wars vibes

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u/grubbytrogladyte 11d ago

Thats awesome

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u/RMG1803 11d ago

You are Jabba the Hutt.

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u/Inevitable_Leave_637 11d ago

Serial killer and you like to show your victims

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u/NoArgument1258 11d ago

I don’t know about the Star War. I thought Ed Sheeran was breaking out of your fridge

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u/MayLikeCats 11d ago

You’re cultured

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u/Honest-Wedding-1720 11d ago

You have superman powers.

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u/Daniel9527 11d ago

I don’t even know why bother asking.

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u/Warm_Air9815 11d ago

It tells me 2 things: 1. You don't live with a woman 2. You are a hansolo fan

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u/inter71 11d ago

Tebello carbonite!

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u/SpicyRanch13 11d ago

You love the show from ?!

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u/Both-Mix-3852 11d ago

Ev to you. C Copy CT

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u/Ok-Spot3891 11d ago

That you probably have a really hard time pleasuring a woman

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u/RightHuckleberry5940 11d ago

Johnny Johnny, yes papa?

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u/Loose_Air_6663 11d ago

Your fridge tells me you should be on the FBI watch list.

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u/Ne_Dragon_216 11d ago

Sorry I didn't put this in the original post but this is not my refrigerator it's just a picture I found and I thought it would be fun to post in this sub 🫠 sorry if it caused some of you anxiety

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u/BackgroundPrompt3111 11d ago

That you're a giant nerd.

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u/anon_707 11d ago

I NEED this fridge ! 😩 I have this scene on a bottle opener on my fridge 😅

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u/rudegal007 11d ago

That we know where you store bodies.

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u/Direct_Jump_2826 11d ago

Your a Star Wars fan that never got into Star Trek or Harry Potter.

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u/gabberfart 11d ago

that you have a lifesize jar jar binks plushie with a fleshlight installed in its anus

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u/Strange_Window_7206 11d ago

Jelly. Want to put this on the fridge door at my corporate restaurant. But know ill have to remove it the next day cuz corporate doesnt want good vibes

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u/PugGamer550405 11d ago

You like Food and Humor, So do i! :D

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u/Academic-Ad1628 11d ago

You have impeccable taste 🥴 Happy new year!!🥂

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Look closely. Thats aluminum foil, y'all.

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u/iwannagooohome 11d ago

You frigging nerd😉

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u/Feisty_Diver_2244 11d ago

That he knows (please let someone get this)

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u/markorlov96 11d ago

So you are star trek fan?

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u/PhraseMoist3656 11d ago

Either You are on a ventilator and force choked SO many people or you like to disintegrate people for a living.

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u/One_Arm4148 11d ago

😂😍😆👌🏼 awesome

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u/astroyoyo17 11d ago

is that….ed sheeran????

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u/Wild_Anywhere_9335 11d ago

tells me there’s a man in your fridge

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u/Top-Professor6982 11d ago

that the force is with you

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u/hobomerlin 11d ago

The Force is strong in this One.

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u/Scrimpdaddy02 11d ago

Money to blow but still no hoe

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u/ShoeNo9050 11d ago

You know that people love you

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u/CloudFF7- 11d ago

That you’re Jabba the Hutt

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u/bluedressedfairy 11d ago

Where can we get one?

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u/7crazybirds 11d ago

… that you are fun with an awesome sense of humor.

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u/Low-Ad2128 11d ago

Women want you and men want to be you

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u/redrockcountry2112 11d ago

Disturbing

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u/DragonflySea9423 11d ago

That you like star wars

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u/MultiverseMoron 11d ago

starwar

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u/adminsreachout 11d ago

That you have money and give it to Disney.

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u/gothmommy9706 11d ago

That you're cool af 😎

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 11d ago

Luke Skywalker is about to kill your Rancor bruh!!

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u/jessyjamez1 11d ago

I want one! Where did you get that?.?

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u/jessek 11d ago

you're a dork

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u/msflam79 11d ago

🤓🤓🤓

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u/SlimMcLargeHuge 11d ago

You are the single man I could have been ...

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u/Ima_nugget115 11d ago

A man is trying to get out of your fridge.. let him out!!!

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u/kptnfrak 11d ago edited 11d ago

I find lack of your faith disturbing

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u/Ok_Permission8284 11d ago

Why ?

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u/cutoakspringsupanew1 11d ago

That you bought it from the Sopranos, and look here!!!!

There's that guy that owed Tony a lot of money and was bad mouthing the Soprano family!!!!

I thought Big Pussy took him for one of those "very very long rides," but I guess he got out of the car at the refrigerator factory.

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u/Ok-Replacement-2738 11d ago

that you apparently have free time to do things you enjoy.

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u/Newt-Figton 11d ago

Your house is fun to get high at.

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u/sanchezkk 11d ago

Badass!

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u/Objective_Run3248 11d ago

That you’re awesome

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u/Blackscribe 11d ago

That you may have watched The Empire Strikes Back too many times

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u/Glass_Number_1707 11d ago

That you have the coolest fridge around. I want one

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u/MayHaveFunn 11d ago

Harrison Ford should come over for lunch.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 11d ago

Tells me that fridge dude is cold.

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u/Farmgirlmommy 11d ago

Gen x or older nerd who had an awesome Christmas this year! You probably ran to the gas station for dry ice the next morning so you could do effects.

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u/Big-Confidence7689 11d ago

Han Solo is stuck inside

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u/Far-Display-1462 11d ago

It doubles as a prison

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u/ShineNShrooms 11d ago

U r a star wars geek.. but that's ok..

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u/SeaTriscuit1111 11d ago

You're the silver/glitter guy who's at every tourist hotspot!

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u/Equivalent-Sun8684 11d ago

That you know your way around carbonite and are possibly a bounty hunter

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u/CoVid-Over9000 11d ago

You get mini heart attacks at 2am when walking into the kitchen in the dark

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u/HaxusPrime 11d ago

My boy Han Solo is in your fridge. I was looking for him.

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u/KirbyBoiWonder 11d ago

It tells me "help me."

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u/No-Huckleberry-1713 11d ago

You're an individual with a decent amount of skill or disposable income combined with impeccable taste

Edit: no no no no. Is that a WRAP?! 😭 Where can I get one?

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u/Redditplaneter 11d ago

You have a T-1000 coming out of the fridge.

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u/Dan4Skinner 11d ago

Photoshopping the image under the handle would've looked more realistic.

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u/Atophy 11d ago

You do that yourself ? That's freakin awesome work !

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u/KeepMeInspired1620 11d ago

You've got the temperature set too low.

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u/Lava-Jacket 11d ago

I really hope this is not photoshop. This is beyond cool.

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u/Independent_Pie_1368 11d ago

Freehan#

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u/Square_Ad1043 11d ago

Nerd with disposable income.

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u/claireture 11d ago

I think theres a man in there, trying to escape

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u/Peepee_poopoo___ 11d ago

Do you by chance like Star Wars?

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u/treishtrei 11d ago

you're a cereal killer?

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u/AmorphousRazer 11d ago

"I know"

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u/Evvmmann 11d ago

This is edited. You can tell because the handle still has the image imposed on it.

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u/shittymistakes 11d ago

That it knows I love it.

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u/mrHartnabrig 11d ago

That you're one cool mofo.

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u/SubHuman559 11d ago

You Have Too Much Money

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u/InitiativePale859 11d ago

That is awesome

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u/igillyg 11d ago

I'm a die hard fan myself... not of star wars... die hard

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u/GreatestState 11d ago

You’re a young white American male millennial. The Millennial Falcon

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u/vaughn19 11d ago

I know....

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u/Putrid-Contact7223 11d ago

You know how to use photoshop

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u/dunderhead22 11d ago

I am jealous of your fridge

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u/The4thDimensionalGuy 11d ago

Indie did not survive the atomic explosion..

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u/DropDeadDigsy 11d ago

Get your arse to Mars

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u/No_Fig5982 11d ago

It bothers me that the texture is not the same on the other panels

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u/WixZ42 11d ago

You are a Star Trek fan

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u/Heisenburger55 11d ago

You're rich and eccentric

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u/7_Yoyobo 11d ago

“Release me”🫠

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u/Tommywantsgoodtimes 11d ago

Puberty has not passed?

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u/Dazzling_Pink9751 11d ago

You like Star Wars Hans Solo

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u/patrikstar57 11d ago

Ur fridge is terminator

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u/Soulreape 11d ago

You like to ride the line between “cool” and “cringe”. And are single.

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u/Jerismo85 11d ago

My only question. Where can I get one. That is awesome. My wife would absolutely hate it 🤣🤣. She likes traditional homes. Kinda what a 19th centuryhome would look like. But me, I love a mix of old and new. I try my best to leave the home decor to her since she’s very good at it. But, I gotta sneak this in.I can see her face now

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u/ElectricalShower9064 11d ago

You have more money then most .

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u/Wolfhammer69 11d ago

What I want to know is, why are yanks fridges the sizes of apartments? Your typical UK fridge/freezer here in the UK is about the same size as one of those top sections, just a bit wider.

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u/3to5arebest 11d ago

You’re Han Solo.

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u/Slippingonwaxpaper 11d ago

You are into small men

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

You have a good life

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u/Flaky_Worth9421 11d ago

Where the hell did you get that!?

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u/burns3016 11d ago

You have money to waste.

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u/MeMeMeOnly 11d ago

You’re not that good at photo editing.

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u/Wild-Huckleberry2333 11d ago

Ur not married

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u/MsJenX 11d ago

I need to see the inside to get a better idea nerd.

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u/Ready_Ad7752 11d ago

You're probably a really funny person

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