r/FridgeDetective • u/eternaaphrodite • 21d ago

What does my fridge say about me? 😂 Meta

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u/NoLavishness1563 21d ago

You spend 10x more on your caffeine addiction than you need to.

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u/Jhofur 21d ago edited 21d ago

Nah, that's a sugar addiction. Those frappuccinos are all milk and sugar with low caffeine.

That, with all of the creamer, the giant vat of sweet (I assume it's sweet) tea, and the soda cans, definitely says MASSIVE sweet tooth.

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u/CuntNamedBL1NDX3N0N 21d ago

how can we rule out a milk addiction?

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u/lilac72899 21d ago

my dad has a milk addiction. he buys roughly 10 gallons a week and drinks 1 a day. i’m not joking at all

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u/Mountain-Paper-8420 20d ago

My gut just lurched at the thought.

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u/LostInNvrLand 18d ago

I think I pooped my pants thinking of milk

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u/Fantastic-Juice-3471 17d ago

Supposedly, if you drink a lot of milk for a month, your intolerance goes away. I just don't think it's worth the month on the can though. I had one small glass of eggnog with my toddler to get in the holiday spirit, farted for hours.