What does my fridge say about me? 😂

[u/eternaaphrodite]

😬😬😬

[u/NoLavishness1563]

You spend 10x more on your caffeine addiction than you need to.

[u/Jhofur → u/NoLavishness1563]

Nah, that's a sugar addiction. Those frappuccinos are all milk and sugar with low caffeine.

That, with all of the creamer, the giant vat of sweet (I assume it's sweet) tea, and the soda cans, definitely says MASSIVE sweet tooth.

[u/CuntNamedBL1NDX3N0N → u/Jhofur]

how can we rule out a milk addiction?

[u/SillyMilly88 → u/CuntNamedBL1NDX3N0N]

The milk is paraphernalia.

[u/Leather_Cat8098 → u/SillyMilly88]

That is freaking hilariously true!

[u/MaterialPossible3872 → u/SillyMilly88]

That's actually very funny lol

[u/PaulTHEMOOSEbaby → u/SillyMilly88]

Haha

[u/RandyNelson → u/CuntNamedBL1NDX3N0N]

Spending addiction, maybe? 🤔

[u/NOBODYOP → u/RandyNelson]

I was about to say money is not a concern to OP one of those bottles runs a minimum of 4 dollars where I’m from.

[u/slimbender → u/NOBODYOP]

You are not wrong, but if purchased in 12 packs, the price can be reduced to a mere $2.50-$2.75 a bottle, which is still insane.

[u/lilac72899 → u/CuntNamedBL1NDX3N0N]

my dad has a milk addiction. he buys roughly 10 gallons a week and drinks 1 a day. i’m not joking at all

[u/Mountain-Paper-8420 → u/lilac72899]

My gut just lurched at the thought.

[u/No_Object_8722 → u/lilac72899]

Yuck! I hate milk unless it's chocolate. My nephew chugs whole milk right out of the container.

[u/Gingerrathehe → u/No_Object_8722]

I honestly have no idea how people can chug milk like that 😭

[u/fahcryinoutloud → u/Jhofur]

Are we just going to ignore the nutty buddys too??

[u/JoelthaJeweler → u/fahcryinoutloud]

one does not simply ignore, nutty buddys.

[u/FurBabyAuntie → u/fahcryinoutloud]

You are--the Nutty Buddies are MINE!

[u/Plenty_Ad_5324 → u/Jhofur]

One word: diabeetus

[u/scaryfatty → u/Plenty_Ad_5324]

You mean Diarrhea

[u/Efficient_Glove_5406 → u/scaryfatty]

Their fridge looks like a gas station refrigerator. Let’s hope that OP’s bathroom doesn’t look like a gas station bathroom.

[u/[deleted] → u/Plenty_Ad_5324]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/token40k → u/NoLavishness1563]

Also maxing out that sugar intake. One of those suckers is 300 calories and 47 grams of sugar

[u/Thumb__Thumb → u/token40k]

47grams of sugar???!? Jesus Christ that's like drinking ice cream.

[u/FTM_Hypno_Whore → u/Thumb__Thumb]

The average American consumes like 10x that much sugar lol. This country has a major sugar problem

[u/acrazyguy → u/NoLavishness1563]

That’s the comment I came here to make. I see products that could be replaced with $5 of caffeine pills, or a significant discount on coffee if made at home. Even buying premade cold brew concentrate and mixing it would be cheaper and taste the same/better

[u/skinnydietcoke → u/acrazyguy]

It’s not even coffee at this point. OP is just sugar addicted

[u/DateNo3332 → u/NoLavishness1563]

Sugar addiction, too!

[u/Outrageous_Log_906 → u/DateNo3332]

Agreed on this. This person isn’t really coffee lover. This is a person who loves sweet, creamy drinks.

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/NoLavishness1563]

I got all the pumpkin ones for free 🥹 paid for all the others (20 paid for, and got 20 free) otherwise it probably wouldn’t look like that 😅 I do however have 12 coffee creamers in the fridge (also coupons and BOGO 😅)

[u/Realmferinspokane → u/eternaaphrodite]

Creamer doesnt go bad too fast. I stock on those when its $1 off and yo. What im doin on reddit. I need to GO

[u/MordoNRiggs → u/Realmferinspokane]

You need to GO? Nothing is that pressing in Spokane.

[u/astarte66 → u/MordoNRiggs]

Thats the most Washington thing Ive read today.

[u/Nothing-Casual → u/astarte66]

Can y'all tell me more about Spokane? I have a friend from there and I need ammo to shit talk him 🙏

u/MordoNRiggs

u/Realmferinspokane

[u/therealcameron → u/Nothing-Casual]

Spokane? It's beautiful in the summer. Cold as shit in the winter. The drug problem here is off the chain. Drive around downtown & see the walking dead everywhere (people nodded out off of fentanyl & tweakers screaming at themselves).

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/Realmferinspokane]

Do them when you have a coupon and the store has a deal! Usually you can get a BOGO!

[u/Hot-Airport-2955 → u/eternaaphrodite]

Where do you get your coupons?

[u/bakerbabe126]

Your urine is electric yellow

[u/Immediate-Presence73 → u/bakerbabe126]

This sub should be renamed r/kidneystones

[u/dandelionhoney97 → u/bakerbabe126]

🤣🤣🤣 a ripe neon

[u/alofogas → u/bakerbabe126]

Yes! I used to drink those Starbucks double shots and they make your pee neon lol

[u/sunnydays1956 → u/bakerbabe126]

They must pee a lot.

[u/BrickEater696]

Do you even eat solid food? 🫠

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/BrickEater696]

Dinner! 😅😂

[u/GueltaCamels → u/eternaaphrodite]

Where is the dinner? I don’t see any dinner

[u/Old-Piece-3438 → u/GueltaCamels]

I see butter, ketchup and whipped cream—maybe somehow that makes a dinner recipe? 😂

[u/VesperLynd- → u/Old-Piece-3438]

Well I heard ketchup with onions and a whole peanut plant makes a great ice cream sundae and OP might have that in the pantry 😌

[u/Andokai_Vandarin667 → u/VesperLynd-]

Sounds like you got the ugly.

[u/Elliflame → u/Andokai_Vandarin667]

Sundaaeeeeee

[u/SlimieMaskedUp → u/Andokai_Vandarin667]

No no, I think they’re breath just smells bad

[u/Newbootgoofin278 → u/Old-Piece-3438]

Butter and ketchup for "sketti" (Honey boo boo reference)

[u/Brief-Reserve774 → u/GueltaCamels]

I was going to say, must be the nutty bars then

[u/nayyo_ → u/GueltaCamels]

Is the dinner in the room with us?

[u/Coffeeanimalsnob → u/eternaaphrodite]

Sis you tellin me yours essentially sugar bombing your body until dinner

[u/PRADAGOD7 → u/Coffeeanimalsnob]

Ironically, this is a HUGE contribution to why Americans are so fat and diabetic. It's a big problem.

[u/CamBaren → u/PRADAGOD7]

Where’s the irony?

[u/Bright_Lake95 → u/Coffeeanimalsnob]

I did this for 5-8 years and ended up with chronic nerve pain beyond belief. Now I can handle maybe one cup of coffee from home per day.

[u/KeeverDriveCook → u/eternaaphrodite]

Little Debbie doesn’t count my dude

[u/wmwestbrook]

No fiber in that fridge, but you still poop regularly.

[u/Extra_Crispy_Critter → u/wmwestbrook]

Hilarious!!

[u/jonesie33]

You’re always tired and have tummy issues, and don’t know why.

[u/SpiritualFormal5 → u/jonesie33]

“My head always hurts and I can’t find the cause!!!”

[u/OrangesMarmalade → u/SpiritualFormal5]

https://youtu.be/GbmP2c6TGKc?si=VcImsXZmA64aTR-4

[u/Right_Aerie9815]

High fructose corn syrup is not a food group

[u/Icy-Independent5250 → u/Right_Aerie9815]

Not with that attitude, it isn’t

[u/PlanktonHaunting2025 → u/Right_Aerie9815]

Maybe, but it’s a vegetable, like ketchup.

[u/elspeedobandido → u/PlanktonHaunting2025]

Everyone knows fries with ketchup is a salad!

[u/joecee97 → u/Right_Aerie9815]

No worse than table sugar

[u/MaeLeeCome → u/Right_Aerie9815]

Those Starbucks drinks are actually made with sugar.

[u/Born2Regard]

You think you like coffee, but you really just like sugary milk.

Cold brew with a splash of half n half is the way to go. I get about 8 days' worth of coffee for around $6.

Or if im feeling backed up, I make a hot cup in the french press and paint the guest room toilet.

[u/urbanorium]

Liquid diet.

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/urbanorium]

Lmao I have coffee and yogurt for breakfast and lunch 😂

[u/connorgrs → u/eternaaphrodite]

We’re concerned for you

[u/MarsScully → u/eternaaphrodite]

By choice?

[u/Puggfarts → u/eternaaphrodite]

Your poor butt

[u/crikeyforemphasis → u/eternaaphrodite]

Bruh, those Frappuccinos are one of the worst drinks in existence for you. 54G of sugar in one of those Pumpkin Spice drinks. This is the equivelent to 13 teaspoons, in one cup. This has more sugar than Mountain Dew. I'm actually worried for your future health.

Pour a glass of water, and then scoop out 13 teaspoons of sugar in it for reference. You are leading yourself on a quick path to Diabetes, and early. Please take care of yourself for your future family and those that love you!

[u/Obvious_Huckleberry → u/eternaaphrodite]

now I'm worried about your health

[u/let-it-rain-sunshine → u/eternaaphrodite]

A bottle of Frappacino is NOT coffee.

[u/drewjsph02 → u/eternaaphrodite]

😐that is not coffee😐

[u/boomballoonmachine → u/eternaaphrodite]

Eating disorders aren’t cute girl

[u/bananabread5241 → u/eternaaphrodite]

This isn't a flex...

[u/lefkoz → u/eternaaphrodite]

You must have some interesting bowel movements.

Jackson pollock looking toilet bowl.

[u/futilityofme → u/eternaaphrodite]

Babe you’re not drinking coffee it’s just sugar.

[u/nashvilleghost]

You love sugar

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/nashvilleghost]

I do 😂

[u/DerpyMD → u/eternaaphrodite]

And farting

[u/Easy_GameDev → u/eternaaphrodite]

:[

[u/Jdevers77]

You need to become good friends with a cardiologist quickly.

[u/Brilliant_Ground3185 → u/Jdevers77]

Dietitian. See a dietitian. Bring photos of your fridge (and freezer) for good measure). Your diet is bad for your heart.

[u/Superb_Application83 → u/Jdevers77]

And a dentist

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/Jdevers77]

I already have a great one, I’ve had heart failure since 2023. 😬

[u/anisahlayne → u/eternaaphrodite]

Isn’t that a sign to stop then???

[u/anisahlayne → u/anisahlayne]

Hope so

[u/Extra_Crispy_Critter → u/eternaaphrodite]

Oh, wow! I'm sorry to hear that! Are you under 45?

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/Extra_Crispy_Critter]

I’m 27 now.

[u/Extra_Crispy_Critter → u/eternaaphrodite]

I'm sorry! My dad had it at 42, and I thought that was too young.

[u/NihilistPorcupine99 → u/eternaaphrodite]

Jesus fuck. This sub is a goddamn mess.

[u/Michael_Dautorio]

You are a severe caffeine addict and also enjoy shitting.

[u/Chi2KC → u/Michael_Dautorio]

Unfortunately those drinks are sugar bombs and not even high in caffeine. They're incredibly unhealthy to be consuming every day.

I'm not a health snob, but Jesus. OP will 100% suffer the consequences from this. My mom had a terrible diet and, lo and behold, she developed type 2 diabetes that eventually led to her requiring 3x daily insulin; she's had two heart attacks; and she has kidney disease.

You can very easily, gradually, limit consuming abhorrent amounts of sugar to avoid your body going into shock and having withdrawals. OP needs to actually do that. It should take a matter of days to a few weeks to go through that process. OP's dragging their feet by not doing so.

[u/butterbeleevit]

Hates coffee

[u/DIS_EASE93 → u/butterbeleevit]

considering the creamers and the selection of coffees that don't taste like coffee, this is most likely

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/butterbeleevit]

This is the answer 🙌🏻

[u/LuciferTrafalgar]

You need to have some fresh crisp water and 12 hours of sleep

[u/Master-Assignment-81]

You don’t know how to make coffee and you also have terrible coffee taste.

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/Master-Assignment-81]

Hey hey now, this is just my back up coffee, I make coffee too 😂 I just take these if I’m running late 😂

[u/DotteSage → u/eternaaphrodite]

Haha I was wondering why you had both Starbucks bottles and traditional creamers!

[u/Reallysy2 → u/eternaaphrodite]

You must run late a lot!

[u/reallymydude]

You have issues that need a professional eye

[u/IKU420]

You enjoy a lil bovine extract with your coffee.

[u/xMissPandorax]

Babe, do you only eat frozen and dry food? 😂😭

I feel like you have some type of job where you're constantly on the move and don't have time to make anything and that translates to how you live your life. Always doing some type of chore and never get to have a sit-down, hearty meal.

Do you live off of vending machines at work or work in the industry? How you take care of your body concerns me. Literally how are you still standing rn 😅

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/xMissPandorax]

Haha, my job is super demanding, I usually take food from work home, or eat there but coffee and yogurt are my breakfast and the bottled yogurt definitely makes it easier. I meal prep, so yes my freezer is full of good hearty stuff. After posting, I thought about exactly what you were thinking and now, it’s just more funny. But the freezer is PACKED. And I do have another fridge. Maybe I’ll ETA that? 😅

Eta: I also have a bunch of cabinets with food too 😅

[u/Ancient-City-6829]

this board has taught me that most people very often have pre-made single serve drinks in their home fridge, which is not something i've ever experienced

[u/Biauralbeats]

Breakfast is your favorite time and meal

[u/coutureee → u/Biauralbeats]

Where’s the breakfast

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/Biauralbeats]

Yessss 🙌🏻

[u/Obvious_Huckleberry]

The main thing it tells me is that you don't know good coffee... seriously starbucks beans are burnt. I use to drink it, moved to a place that didn't have a single starbucks until this year so I tried mom and pop places.. then tried starbucks again and it's awful.

[u/sandra6319 → u/Obvious_Huckleberry]

My husband and I concur—Starbucks burns their beans. We just can’t drink it—and who would want to at the prices they charge; I mean, some people are slogging back their 401k every morning bc they “deserve” the treat … I don’t get it.

[u/PinotGreasy]

Why do you have a half gallon of heavy cream?

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/PinotGreasy]

I’m a baker 😂

[u/OrganizationFirst670 → u/eternaaphrodite]

You spellled “I have diabetes” wrong

[u/GoonSquad2295]

Your hands shake and eyes twitch all day but "you're not sure why"

[u/Intelligent_Pop1173]

Is this for one person? Because yikes lol that’s a lot of caffeine. I see no food 😕

[u/LadyRedundantWoman]

It smells terrible when you pee and you're minutes away from a heart related medical emergency. 

[u/[deleted]]

You have boring taste buds

[u/Durzo116]

Holy caffeine and sugar addiction Batman! Where THE FUCK, is your food my guy? Or is this your garage fridge?

[u/BlueberryCovet]

Heart disease

[u/CompotePristine2121]

Caffeine addict

[u/North_Anybody996]

Just out of curiosity, what is the answer you expect to hear about your fridge when you make this post?

[u/Lilpoppytart669]

You spend a lot of time in the bathroom😭💩

[u/TheHookahgreecian2]

I would not even consider that coffee it's really caffinated sugar milk

[u/llmm04]

You probably talk reeeeally fast.

[u/Art-Lorde]

You're going to have a heart attack

[u/CanadianElf0585]

That you don't cook.

[u/BrianTheBlueberry]

You hate water

[u/Agitated-Wave-727]

How are your teeth and your A1C?

[u/sneeds_feednseed]

Spray-shitting

[u/Zunflowers]

You’re wasteful

[u/Ok-Lengthiness522]

Female for sure

[u/touching_payants]

It says diabetes at 29

[u/butcheredtongue → u/touching_payants]

According to comments, heart failure at 27

[u/OstrichSalt5468]

I’d say your a nurse, doctor or teacher… I am leaning towards teacher

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/OstrichSalt5468]

No, I’m a baker 😅

[u/New_Butterfly8095]

Sugar

[u/mllrglr]

This must be a second fridge/outside fridge, right‽

[u/Interesting_You6852]

You like to drink your calories?

[u/stephen_f_awesome]

do you eat food

[u/InternationalDuck879]

That’s alot of sugar be careful 🥹

[u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE]

That you drink your calories

[u/drkidkill]

I thought it was a troll post at first, a photo of a convenience store cooler.

[u/techlord45]

You have ADHD

[u/Feeling_Manner_8191]

You probably don't smoke but you sure do drink those like someone would smoke a pack of cigarettes.

You also have basic girl taste buds.

No time for food and your on the go all the time.

[u/No_Finding3671]

In a remarkable achievement, based on years and years of exacting study and 3 minutes on Reddit, researchers have discovered a level of basic bitch previously believed to be scientifically impossible.

[u/Lizmo82]

The big thing of what I assume is sweet tea??

Must be from the south 😂💓

[u/Direct_Ad_5675]

Thought this was an office/work fridge

[u/WEARORANGE]

Seed oil worshiper

[u/Overall-Text-960]

You’re tired of paying for Starbucks prices!

[u/eternaaphrodite → u/Overall-Text-960]

So true! Why do that when I can do this? I got all of the pumpkin ones for free 😂

[u/Express_Area_8359]

If they frappe it you will consume!

[u/JNorJT]

a fellow coffee lover

[u/Key-Climate2765]

You be shitting frfr

[u/No_Visual3270]

You have a second fridge for food? I hope?

[u/connorgrs]

OP has put at least one emoji in everything she’s written on this post

[u/Big-Chance-9128]

A person with my same passion for caffeine and coffee. It’s so good, my fridge would be fully stocked with only that if I could lol

[u/Fun-Shame399]

You like sugar and caffeine

[u/sobeskinator71]

The water is superficial

[u/PurpleNippler]

Your NOT lactose intolerant

[u/BSFX]

Coffee junkie

[u/Key-Interest2931]

Caffeine addiction

[u/TheNoobLife]

It says that you eat out for all of your meals? Considering it only has drinks in it?

[u/Howdy_Partner7]

You have a sweet tooth

[u/sometimes_mfmsbxj]

you need to sleep

[u/Salty_Bandicoot3598]

Diabetus

[u/SicEtNon92]

Unhealthy

[u/silverstoner4]

You should schedule a dentist appointment

[u/plump_nugget]

You spend a dumb amount of money on shitty coffee. Enjoy diabetes later in life!

[u/speedxter]

Liquid diet

[u/MyRecklessHabit]

You have no future

[u/rock962000]

Legally blonde

[u/Thin-Ad-119]

You do not count sugar intake

[u/vitoforever99]

You’re very tired

[u/FingerCapital3193]

I don’t mean this as an insult in any way (I myself am) but are you neurodivergent? Per chance?

[u/0000udeis000]

I'm betting you pee a lot - that's a lot of liquids (and not a lot of solids).

Also hoping you get some vitamins somewhere in your diet...

[u/Sur_duck_1]

That ya love Starbucks and coffee 😂 (don’t worry I do to) lol

[u/bennyjammin4025]

the person who owns the top items dont like the way that the bottom's coffee tastes

[u/ladysfancy7]

Crazy about coffee

[u/Own-Curve-7299]

You haven’t slept in 3 months and won’t sleep for another 6 months

[u/Be4Igethigh]

breakfast is definitely 24/7 with you

[u/Substantial-Crazy-72]

You have ketchup.

[u/Tabby_pm9]

You’re addicted to not sleeping.

[u/zoinks2000]

You work night shift. Or just get really, really shitty sleep.

[u/HalfBreed2323]

Rich

[u/SixtyNineTriangles]

You shop at Sam’s club. You love a good deal and you budget/coupon shop a lot- so you don’t always necessarily plan all your meals and beverages out, but rather plan them around what’s on sale/has a coupon. You have multiples of a lot of things that you may not necessarily enjoy in excess, but you do love your caffeinated beverages. You might be someone who leaves snacks/refreshments for your delivery drivers. Neurodivergent for sure.

[u/jexcx]

ketchup in the fridge :/

[u/Fun-Hall3213]

You're a corporate lawyer with ADHD.

[u/[deleted]]

You are thirsty.

[u/jennifeather88]

Please stop buying individual single use plastic water bottles. So so so many viable alternatives and yet there are still people doing this in 2024.

[u/PsychologicalDiet435]

The toilet hates to see you coming

[u/BusyWinner9488]

You know what hell yeah

[u/Sidewayscaca]

Busy life!