r/ExpandDong • u/Crafty-Pasta-09 • 23d ago

Expand Pingas

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/LewisDeinarcho 23d ago

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, TIGRANES?!

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u/Helpful-Light-3452 expand dong 23d ago

I PISSED ON THE EMPIRE!

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u/Mr_Crimson63 23d ago

That’s right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!

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u/cltnthecultist 23d ago

Snooping as usual, I see

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u/bendoesit17 succ 22d ago

"Now everyone's gonna know about my secret egg dick!"

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u/Crafty-Pasta-09 22d ago

More like Egg P I N G A S

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u/IntelligentMud5274 23d ago

Remember when he pissed on the moon?

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u/BoomboxMisfit 22d ago

Why doesn't he just break sonics legs by tripping him with it? Is he stupid!?

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u/OkamiTakahashi feature length 23d ago

Magna PINGAS

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u/General_Resident_915 22d ago

N I C E C O C K

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u/ConfidentTea72536 22d ago

ding mentioned

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u/TomLakeCharles 22d ago

Footloose mentioned

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u/GatherTheGloinks 21d ago edited 21d ago

Is this the one that was leaked on twitter?

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u/MrWr4th 21d ago

Tbh it doesn't really look like all the tetris pieces at once to me.

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u/pikoru9_9 23d ago

Armenia is a Republic not an empire tho

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u/Crafty-Pasta-09 22d ago

Like the Galaxy?