r/Eugene 2d ago

Does anyone know what’s coming down the river? News

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Fire vehicle on bridge to VRC scanning water as if expecting something to come down the river.

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u/Fit-Sun-8708 2d ago

probably more water

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u/FullSendTater3 2d ago

🤣🤣👏

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u/Thundersson1978 2d ago

For certain, but what is the water carrying, Oh shit it’s Godzilla!

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u/Adventurous-Cost-491 2d ago

Dispatched as a Water Rescue on the Willamette River. Call received today at 4:30pm.

Fire Event #25-002288.

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u/somenewcandles 2d ago

I hope whoever needed water rescuing makes it out somehow. The river areas flooding like crazy right now.

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u/ElginLumpkin 2d ago

So you couldn’t dam that river?

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u/J-Q-C 2d ago

And it washed me so far away!

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u/MisterSandKing 2d ago

I pushed and then you stumbled.

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u/OffTopicBen95 2d ago

I kicked you in the face

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u/5mack_Attack 2d ago

You stare at me so hollow

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u/Th3Godless 2d ago

Nice Alice In Chains reference ✌🏼

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u/Smashtray2 1d ago

Maybe it's some wooouuullld? Coming down the river.

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u/Th3Godless 13h ago

Nice man love the AIC references ✌🏻

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u/Biggus-Duckus 2d ago

And I don't give a damn anyway!!!

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u/Opposite-Swim6040 1d ago

And maybe I don’t give a damn anyway

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u/abefromanhooker 2d ago

Settle down layne staley

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u/Opposite-Swim6040 1d ago

That’s Willama-Lane Staley to you.

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u/belyle 2d ago

There were Fire and Rescue all along the bike trail. And I saw the sherrif driving down Delta towing their boat. I assume they're looking for someone in the water.

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u/ElDub62 2d ago

That river is big today.

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u/livinunderthedome 2d ago

i saw the fire department putting a boat in the water around 5 but couldn’t stick around to see what happened

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u/friarfrierfryer 2d ago

Look out, Mama, there's a white boat coming up the river. With a big red beacon and a flag and a man on the rail

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u/apreciah 2d ago

I think you better call John cause it don’t look like they’re here to deliver…the mail

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u/User013579 2d ago

What’s cool picture! That might be the weed talking.

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u/tomborington 2d ago

Water? Cuz it always rains lately? 🙃

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u/Mater079 2d ago

Shithouse door floating down the river!

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u/gypsiedildopunk 1d ago

M.Y.M.& S.O.W. 

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u/Proud_Cauliflower400 2d ago

Stop posting this damn photo year after year.

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u/Proud_Cauliflower400 2d ago

Literally, you've posted this photo more than once. The guy in that hat plus the woman I the photo, with the flannel. Why do you do this?

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u/crazyscottish 2d ago

But…. The cops do this sometimes. Just to check.

I’ve actually been stopped at 10pm on my bicycle for a sobriety check one July 4th.

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u/ifmacdo 2d ago

That vehicle is red. Lane Fire.

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u/Professional-Ad9193 2d ago

Eugene Springfield Fire

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u/negiman4 2d ago

Joe.