r/Eugene Nov 21 '24

Wholesome dirtbag looking for some buds. Something to do

I’m a 25 year old lady, I just moved here, I paint houses for a living. Like the title says, I’m looking for some buds. 

If you like ….

-Drinking in the woods 

-Hotsprings 

-Glovebox Jerky 

-Looking for cool rocks 

-Mushroom hunting 

-Pretending you know how to fish 

-Wearing vests and pants with lots of pockets

-Meeting up with chill strangers 

I’m your girl. 

And if you happen to …. 

-enjoy the listed items above ⬆️

-not be a creep 

-look like a lumberjack ? 🌲 just sayin’ 

-be a functional adult 

-have a decent sense of humor 

DM me. Ideally don’t be creepy but I realize that’s a lot to ask for. 

Who knows maybe you’ll meet your new best friend. 

Edit: Thank you to all the lovely people who have replied!

Check out the tard rage in the comments, you will be entertained ❤️

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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24

You seem like a really cool person! I decided to check your page to see if we had any other similar interests and saw that you like to body shame people and insult people about their sex/gender, which I find very interesting for someone that seems so chill!

Also you insulted a child for being spooked by porn, which, honestly? Seems to fit the rest of your vibe!

I really hope you have a great day, and that anyone you befriend is just like you, since you clearly can't handle anyone that doesn't fit your world view! <3

Edit: also, I think you accidentally put the word "wholesome" in your post title. I know those can't be edited, so I just thought I'd point it out so you don't make that mistake again! <3

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24

It's almost as if they're lying? Just doesn't make sense that someone who wants friends would start off on such a bad foot.

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u/littleindishanks Nov 22 '24

sue me I love hate speech.

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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24 edited Nov 22 '24

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u/littleindishanks Nov 22 '24

tattletale ;) we are gonna be best friends I can tell

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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24

You remind me of an ex girlfriend that still owes me over five hundred dollars.

So unless you plan to start the friendship by cashapping me, I don't think so.

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u/littleindishanks Nov 22 '24

Tard rage

Also over sharing is yucky.

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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24

Point proven, thank you.

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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24

Only cowards delete comments right after posting them. It's clear you have an issue with being wrong, going by how you're reacting to a polite call out.

Honestly, I'm happy to drag out this conversation as long as possible, just to show more people what kinda person you seem to be.

But the thing is, I have a decade old video game that's more interesting than this, so I'm going to get back to playing that. Go ahead and keep replying, I might respond if you say anything interesting.