r/Eugene • u/littleindishanks • Nov 21 '24
Wholesome dirtbag looking for some buds. Something to do
I’m a 25 year old lady, I just moved here, I paint houses for a living. Like the title says, I’m looking for some buds.
If you like ….
-Drinking in the woods
-Hotsprings
-Glovebox Jerky
-Looking for cool rocks
-Mushroom hunting
-Pretending you know how to fish
-Wearing vests and pants with lots of pockets
-Meeting up with chill strangers
I’m your girl.
And if you happen to ….
-enjoy the listed items above ⬆️
-not be a creep
-look like a lumberjack ? 🌲 just sayin’
-be a functional adult
-have a decent sense of humor
DM me. Ideally don’t be creepy but I realize that’s a lot to ask for.
Who knows maybe you’ll meet your new best friend.
Edit: Thank you to all the lovely people who have replied!
Check out the tard rage in the comments, you will be entertained ❤️
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u/butiamnotadoc Nov 21 '24
Was gonna say there is a dispensary on every corner but finished reading post. Welcome.
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u/PunksOfChinepple Nov 21 '24
I came back because I could never leave a little bud behind. You can come too!
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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24
You seem like a really cool person! I decided to check your page to see if we had any other similar interests and saw that you like to body shame people and insult people about their sex/gender, which I find very interesting for someone that seems so chill!
Also you insulted a child for being spooked by porn, which, honestly? Seems to fit the rest of your vibe!
I really hope you have a great day, and that anyone you befriend is just like you, since you clearly can't handle anyone that doesn't fit your world view! <3
Edit: also, I think you accidentally put the word "wholesome" in your post title. I know those can't be edited, so I just thought I'd point it out so you don't make that mistake again! <3
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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24
It's almost as if they're lying? Just doesn't make sense that someone who wants friends would start off on such a bad foot.
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u/littleindishanks Nov 22 '24
sue me I love hate speech.
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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24 edited Nov 22 '24
Editing this to add the conversation we just had in DMs. Mostly because I don't want to interact with this person privately. Just seems like a bad way to end a good day.
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u/littleindishanks Nov 22 '24
tattletale ;) we are gonna be best friends I can tell
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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24
You remind me of an ex girlfriend that still owes me over five hundred dollars.
So unless you plan to start the friendship by cashapping me, I don't think so.
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u/littleindishanks Nov 22 '24
Tard rage
Also over sharing is yucky.
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u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 22 '24
Only cowards delete comments right after posting them. It's clear you have an issue with being wrong, going by how you're reacting to a polite call out.
Honestly, I'm happy to drag out this conversation as long as possible, just to show more people what kinda person you seem to be.
But the thing is, I have a decade old video game that's more interesting than this, so I'm going to get back to playing that. Go ahead and keep replying, I might respond if you say anything interesting.
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u/SubstantialAmoeba347 Nov 21 '24
I've lived here my whole life, but I don't have anyone who can take me mushroom hunting or fishing. Not sure if you're interested in hanging out with a 51 year old, but all the things that make me a weirdo are harmless.
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u/DragonfruitTiny6021 Nov 21 '24
If only Piña colada was on the list
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u/brwnwzrd Nov 21 '24
and getting caught in the rain
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u/FullSendTater3 Nov 21 '24
if you're not into yoga
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u/Eugenonymous Nov 21 '24
and you have half a brain
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u/ShastaPlaster Nov 21 '24
This is reddit, that's asking too much.
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u/Eugenonymous Nov 21 '24
I'd settle for a scant half or a fat quarter.
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u/happytiger33 Nov 21 '24
I canoffer you a quarter fart....
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u/mwpdx86 Nov 21 '24
If you're looking at mushrooms and cool rocks in Oregon, you'll get caught in the rain, don't worry.
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u/claudia_grace Nov 21 '24
We have a Eugene Women's Social Club. There are probably members who like some of those things you listed.
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u/justinh2 Nov 21 '24
Just make sure you call ahead to any restaurant you meet up at with your large groups...
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u/OranjellosBroLemonj Nov 22 '24
Ooooohh. You just encouraged me download Discord for the first time to check this club out. Thanks lady friend!
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u/Montylabz Nov 21 '24
Is the jerky made in the glove box/. Or just stored there?
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u/anecdotalgardener Nov 21 '24
Glovebox….. jerky….. 🤔
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u/FEVERandCHILL Nov 22 '24
We make jerky in a food dehydrator like god intended… I don’t know what the hell this is.
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u/Lord_Chadagon Nov 21 '24
Sounds like you're looking for a boyfriend with the lumberjack comment 😂
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u/OOkami89 Nov 21 '24
Yeah i can’t quite figure out if this is a post looking for friends or a boyfriend
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u/cheesy_friend Nov 21 '24
I like turtles
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u/DiamondAgile6793 Nov 21 '24
Moved here for a job and haven’t had much time to make friends. I enjoy those things. Could be keen on a pint
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Nov 22 '24
After watching Scorsese’s “The Irishman” I can’t view someone explaining their job as “I paint houses,” as the same as before.
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u/BabyYoduhh Nov 22 '24
I say this every time a post that comes up over and over again that I wish the mods would sticky some posts. Do the mods get on this sub at all anymore?
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u/GerthBrooks420 Nov 22 '24
Jackalope is a great place to meet ppl with similar interest or oakshire as well. Welcome
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u/PigEgg666 Nov 22 '24
Yo metal show at Thë wandering goat tomorrow let’s go! Hit me up! My ig is utopiaburnsboutique Cheers eh!
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u/Tired_Thumb Nov 22 '24
Come to a Cascade Wild wildcat meeting or field checking day. You’ll meet several like minded folks. You seem like someone who’d fit right in.
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u/pmmeyournicebutt Nov 21 '24
Make sure to check out plush OR and the Sunstone mining area when you have a chance for a road trip!
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u/Hopeful-Wrongdoer537 Nov 21 '24
21 yr old down to be friends! i’ve been jonesing for some mushroom hunting adventures lately 😌
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u/happytiger33 Nov 21 '24
I scorea 7.5 on your list....
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u/rickraker Nov 22 '24
I hear ya. Don't robe me though. We could drink a beer together. I live off 2nd in Springfield.
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u/Neat-Buddy-2b Nov 22 '24 edited Nov 22 '24
I don't pass for a functional adult but maybe I could again with a good bud in my life
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u/Proud_Cauliflower400 Nov 22 '24
I mean, I'm down for catching fish, but not pretending to know how. I have boats lol. My favorite being my drift boat, and I've run multiple class III and IV rivers regarding rapids. I'm always down for some fishing friends. I might have even had my own guide business for 7 years.
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u/DelJorge Nov 23 '24
Oregon Axe has axe throwing leagues every couple months. They have a meet and greet beforehand to match groups with floating solo throwers. And the rest of the league is and employees are pretty dirtbag (includingmy wife and our team). We had a team of 3 last year and hang out with our floater all the time now. You do not need to be good.
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u/PunksOfChinepple Nov 21 '24
Damn, I literally meet all of these, but alas, I am very creepy. Good luck!
Consolation pro tip: go the the fun (south side) part of McCredie Springs, not the normal one. If you dig a little you can find directions on the Internet.