r/Eugene • u/still-me • Jan 12 '24
Dustin, why won't you come out? The swat team has been asking for hours. Something to do
The police response has been impressive. Counted at least ten police vehicles, a swat tank, and SO many armed officers. The loudspeaker communication has been going on, very loudly, for hours. What's going on, Dustin?
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Ian on walnut park , ian on olive
This is Kval with news on the hour, what we know about Ian
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u/Revolutionary-Boss77 Jan 12 '24
OH look another IAN JOKEhttps://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/026/169/meme_kid.jpg
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We get one subreddit joke after a decade and ya get butthurt lol
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u/Revolutionary-Boss77 Jan 12 '24
its just getting old
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It is the one thing we have
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u/North_Anybody996 Jan 13 '24
Well that is pretty sad. I bet if people made a new joke we could have two things.
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u/Revolutionary-Boss77 Jan 12 '24
we need new fresh material
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u/charmedquarks Jan 12 '24
Sooo, what‘chu got?
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u/coolberg34 Jan 12 '24
It’s so not. We haven’t gotten confirmation he moved yet
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u/Revolutionary-Boss77 Jan 12 '24
wait we have confirmation of his identity?
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u/coolberg34 Jan 12 '24
Guaranteed a few people on here know and will let it be known when he’s moved.
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u/EpidonoTheFool Jan 12 '24
I gave you a upvote, but all the downvotes you bout to receive ain’t on me
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u/Revolutionary-Boss77 Jan 12 '24
shut up with that Ian shit I had enough of it
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u/Revolutionary-Boss77 Jan 12 '24
no
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u/Right-Holiday-2462 Jan 12 '24
I mean you can stop engaging anytime my friend. Let others have their fun.
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u/Revolutionary-Boss77 Jan 12 '24
I am not your friend
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u/Right-Holiday-2462 Jan 12 '24
Perhaps not but judging from your attitude you could maybe use one. Try and be a little less of a sourpuss. It’ll do you wonders, friendo.
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u/Revolutionary-Boss77 Jan 12 '24
don't touch me , gross
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u/Northwestwood Jan 12 '24
Who’d dare to post on r/Eugene with that chosen user name? Watch out or you’ll be the next Ian my friend. Also, I’d probably love your dog. Kiss them for me 😘.
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u/Rihzopus Jan 12 '24
Don't be a bitch, but also, don't threaten people with a visit from a government death squad.
I would hope you can see the difference between those two statements.
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u/Rihzopus Jan 12 '24
You were just pointing it out but decided you should edit your post and delete the threat.
Yeah.... No...
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u/Rihzopus Jan 12 '24
Woot woot... Seven years of wasted time.
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u/attitude_devant Jan 12 '24
But you just made me laugh, so, from my viewpoint not entirely wasted
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u/OlsonAndFriends Jan 12 '24
My God, do you just go out of your way to find things to be upset about?
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u/Revolutionary-Boss77 Jan 12 '24
serious shit is happening and people talking about Ian
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u/ANAnomaly3 Jan 12 '24
Hey, I think the widespread incidence of people reporting items they have received as undelivered on delivery apps is a pretty big issue. Not only is it theft (from giant corps, whatever), but much more importantly, a false claim of non-delivery literally endangers a person's employment and therefore their livelihood. That qualifies as serious to me.
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u/ScrattaBoard Jan 12 '24
They brought a tank to get a guy out of his house?
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u/drtopfox Jan 12 '24
Gotta use the toys
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I mean if I had to choose between hiding behind a suv or a apc in a potential shootout..
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u/Moarbrains Jan 12 '24
People seen too many movies. Cars are terrible cover.
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For sure. The cops have no interest in being on equal ground with a potential gunman and I dont blame em
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u/GalGaia Jan 12 '24
Is it likely that he's armed with a tank, though?
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Jan 12 '24
Bullets go through cars. Would you like to stand behind one that falls apart when shot at or a nice secure bullet proof moving building ?
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u/OculusOmnividens Jan 12 '24
They're not toys.
Are you telling me that if your job was to talk down or neutralize armed individuals and you had an armored vehicle to stand behind while you did that job, you wouldn't use it?
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u/still-me Jan 12 '24
I'm not sure what it was exactly, like a mini tank. It was a weirdly shaped vehicle with swat guys standing on it
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u/RetardAuditor Jan 12 '24
It's an armored personnel carrier. It's kind of like a bento box but for the police and their accessories.
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u/LateralThinkerer Jan 12 '24
It's kind of like a bento box but for the police and their accessories.
Godzilla enters the chat.
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u/Fantastic_Baseball45 Jan 12 '24
They shot a veteran from a turret a few years ago. He was on the phone with his therapist. It hurts my heart.
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u/TruthSeekerLeet Jan 12 '24
I'm not coming out until McDonalds brings back that special Szechuan sauce!
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u/haikusbot Jan 12 '24
I'm not coming out
Until McDonalds brings back
That special Szechuan sauce!
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u/milbur32 Jan 12 '24
Good bot
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u/OculusOmnividens Jan 12 '24
Ah yes, the ol' 5-7-6 haiku.
All praise mediocrity.
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u/eggs-meggs Jan 12 '24
I think it counted Szechuan as 3
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u/Fantastic_Baseball45 Jan 12 '24
Dustin needs help. I hope it's not from a tour in Iraq. Eff the police. They pull up in a turret they're bound to think the person asked for it because they went so far. I hope he doesn't have a weapon. I hope everyone gets through this safely. I'm a buzz kill, huh?
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u/anxietygirl541 Jan 12 '24
No, your compassionate and understanding. I think that's honorable! thank you for being you
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25 charges ranging from meth to cocaine, check forgery, felony evasion, felon with prohibitive firearms, felon with body armor, criminal trespass, harassment and assault.
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u/Fantastic_Baseball45 Jan 12 '24
I am so grateful to the police for their patience. What a relief. I'm glad he was taken into custody. Headed straight for prison, I hope. Thank you for taking the time to let me know how it turned out. Next time something like this happens I will remember this.
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u/Mimosa_13 Jan 12 '24
This the incident off River Road?
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u/still-me Jan 12 '24
Yes, by Walnut park
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u/Prestigious-Packrat Jan 12 '24
Damn. Glad I didn't take that route to walk my dog earlier.
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u/fumphdik Jan 12 '24
Last time I heard this a neighbor from a couple blocks down had killed one of his family members. Then himself. The third person in his family wasn’t home, but he was going to kill both.. parents I think it was… then himself. Anyways after four hours of blocking the street and calling on a loudspeaker they sent a robot in and discovered the two bodies… that was… 4 years ago I’m guessing. Hopefully this one has a better ending.
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u/still-me Jan 12 '24
That's terrible, what a traumatic event for your whole neighborhood. I did find out before I made this post, that he was alone in the house.
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u/OculusOmnividens Jan 12 '24
Is it just me or does it seem like we have a high frequency of swat calls per capita for a city our size?
I have no data to back this up, just seems like we've had a lot of swat incidents lately.
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On top of his 25 charges this morning -
Arrested in 2017 -
04/19/17 at 01:50, 99 E 11TH AVE/OAK ST
Unauthorized Use of Vehicle, Carry Concealed Weapon, Possession of Firearms Silencer, Possession of Methamphetamine, Possession of Heroin – Cases 17-06077 & 17-06078
Police were called to report of a possible occupied stolen Nissan Xterra with a suspect who most likely had a firearm. Officers located the vehicle behind the First Christian Church at 1166 Oak Street and saw two men attempting to jump start it. The pair were detained and one, Destin Michael Wilde, age 23, of Pleasant Hill, was found to be carrying a concealed handgun and a firearms silencer. He was also in possession of methamphetamine and heroin. He was charged with Unauthorized Use of Vehicle, Carry Concealed Weapon, Possession of Firearms Silencer, Possession of Methamphetamine, and Possession of Heroin.
In 2019 he was arrested again with the SWAT team
Eugene police Street Crimes Unit have been conducting a weeks-long narcotics investigation involving multiple law enforcement agencies, including the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration and the Springfield police drug-sniffing K9, in an attempt to serve a search warrant on Destin Michael Wilde, 26, of Eugene, an alleged narcotics dealer, and his residence, in the 2500 block of Melrose Loop in the Barger neighborhood.
Was at it again in 2022
Police said that on May 12 just before 9:30 p.m. an officer attempted to catch up to a speeding motorcycle on Highway 126 near Mohawk Boulevard. Officials report the motorcyclist, identified as Destin Michael Wilde, 28, sped away and led police on a chase throughout Springfield that reached top speeds of 70 mph. Police said that the chase ended when Wilde clipped the front of a truck at the intersection of Marcola Road and 28th Street. Police say his vehicle then rolled off the roadway and tumbled to a stop in a grassy field.
And in 2024
25 Charges ranging from multiple firearms violations, meth, cocaine, harassment, eluding, felon in possession of body armor, NFA violation firearms (automatics usually) ...
Looks like this guy is on the 2 year jail tour program... Lane County going strong...
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u/still-me Jan 12 '24
Thank you for the info. How the heck was he even allowed to move in with that background. Seriously, right across from 2 schools.
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u/Awbeau Jan 12 '24
Can somebody give us a report? I'm in springfield, just got off an eight hour shift and don't know what the fuck is happening....
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u/CrozenSpace Jan 12 '24
I’ve been trying to find any news articles relating to this all morning lol, I’ve found nothing. Either this sub is good at playing along with jokes or I really suck at finding news
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u/Intelligent-Toe6086 Jan 12 '24
I'm not sure if this real or another joke thing.
I'm seeing lots of jokes..
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Jan 12 '24 edited Jan 12 '24
The person that caused all the trouble
http://inmateinformation.lanecounty.org/Home/BookingSearchDetail?BookingNumber=24000325
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How exactly would you have done it if you think its an overreaction?
Going up against a potentially body armored protected, guy known to carry full automatic weapons and silencers and what not?
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u/Anonymous51299 Jan 12 '24
Dustin, you better come put right now or you're gonna be the next Ian on Olive.
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u/BigHairyArsehole Jan 12 '24
Him and Ian Olive were just Fappin and the Tank showed up!?!?! Sheesh.
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u/EpidonoTheFool Jan 12 '24
Sup no neck Ed
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u/BigHairyArsehole Jan 12 '24
Sup! Same neck I done always had. Frontin for no one neverrrrrrrr
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u/EpidonoTheFool Jan 12 '24
You still doin the 90 day fisnce thing ? Making them bad breathed girls brush their teeth and stuff ?
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u/BigHairyArsehole Jan 12 '24
Nah I’m fugggin Liz now, wifey status. Tricked her simple ass. No pre-nup neither 🤟
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u/EpidonoTheFool Jan 12 '24
No prenup ? Damn hit the no neck lottery ! That’s why we love ya always keeping it real
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u/BigHairyArsehole Jan 12 '24
Frigg yea I like when women want me for my money. It makes me sooooo horny
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u/broken_radio Jan 12 '24
All we are is Dustin the wind, dude.