r/CrappyDesign 6d ago

If you don't smoke, you can just giiit ooouuuut.

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/Managlyph 6d ago

I'm not going to wear my smoking suit at a construction site.

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u/Ipoopoo69 6d ago

Mine clashes with the high vis vest.

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u/CityEvening 5d ago

Well then…. NO WORK!

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u/JwPATX 6d ago

Asexuals can get lost too, I mean unless that counts as an orientation

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u/DigmonsDrill 6d ago

"No Asians."

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u/Ipoopoo69 6d ago

I said "no agents!"

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u/HarrowDread 5d ago

I get that reference

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u/Sand_the_Animus 5d ago

as an asexual (aromantic too!) yes i would say it counts as an orientation! we are oriented towards nobody, that is all

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u/Lingist091 5d ago

So you reproduce by mitosis?

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u/Sand_the_Animus 5d ago

nah, i don't experience sexual attraction. asexuality in people is different from asexuality in biology ^^

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u/Optimistic_Regret 4d ago

And here I thought biology pertained to understanding biological lifeforms (including humans), does the scientific term of hypoxia still pertain to you or is that also magically excluded for humans?

I'm not saying you can't be you, just dont tell other people what words to call you if those words already have a pre-existing definition. Be yourself! Just dont affect others while doing it, otherwise we start going into religious shove it down the throats of non-believers territory and nobody likes that twak.

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u/Sand_the_Animus 4d ago

words can have multiple definitions ^^ "asexuality" has been used to describe those who lack sexual attraction for multiple decades.

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u/UnkindPotato2 3d ago

You know when you look at the dictionary, and under a word there's definition 1, definition 2, etc? And sometimes there's parentheses around a word like "(Biology)" "(Theology)", "(Archaic)" and then you use your brain to decipher context clues to figure out which one applies to what you're looking up?

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u/GoldieDoggy commas are IMPORTANT 5d ago

Asexuality is, indeed, an orientation (no matter how much straight people AND gay/bi people want it to not be an actual orientation 🙄), lol

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u/claudefromlibertycty 6d ago

That aint no pronoun dog

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u/HalopianAlt 5d ago

What did they say?

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u/Better-Ground-843 5d ago

Your name starts with a pronoun 

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u/Ipoopoo69 5d ago

You found my joke.

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u/maryssammy 6d ago

No smoking? No HARDHAT!!!!! YOURE NOT A CONSTRUCTION WORKER GET OUT!!!!!

Also safety glasses

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u/ebrum2010 5d ago

"If you don't smoke you might care about getting cancer, and if you care about getting cancer, then you can't work here because we have a lot of asbestos dust and no ventilation, and we don't like complainers!"

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u/randynumbergenerator 5d ago

On the contrary, it's because I smoke that I have to be extra-careful about other lung-destroying things. If it's going to destroy my lungs, I may as well get some temporary pleasure out of it! 

(/s)

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u/yoosirree 6d ago

The first item on the orientation should be explaining this disorienting sign.

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u/gromit1991 5d ago

I'm missing something. What exactly is crappy about the design?

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u/Disastrous-Ad9001 5d ago

It's a sort of double negative. The other items on the list are all positives, so if you lack them ("NO...") you get NO WORK. However, smoking is a negative, whereas here it seems to be listed as compulsory.

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u/gromit1991 5d ago

Doh! I see it now.

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u/RoyBeer 5d ago

I read it as "A Smoking", as the clothing. It's right in-between two rules about wearable equipment.

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u/FreeTheDimple 5d ago

Don't No Smoking

That's as clear as I can make it.

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u/Radioactive24 6d ago

All the zynners are crying, begging for work.

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u/ElbowRager 5d ago

South park reference

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u/Ipoopoo69 5d ago

If you don't like amurica then you can just giiiiit out.

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u/boobs-4-lunch 5d ago

They durk err derbs!!

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u/Miserable_Peak_2863 5d ago

is it just me or is this a pro smoking sine

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u/WhiteKrillin 6d ago

Now Skeeter, we don’t want any trouble

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u/TuringTestedd r4inb0wz 5d ago

Could also sum up 3 lines with “no PPE” hahha

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u/Beautiful-Union-4307 2d ago

"You work here?"

"Yes"

"Get out of here"

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u/Exciting_Chance3100 5d ago

Only cool dudes on this job

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u/Complex_Phrase2651 5d ago

Hi viz?

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u/Ipoopoo69 5d ago

High visibility vest. It's those reflector vests you see construction guys wearing.

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u/Complex_Phrase2651 5d ago

Ooohhhhh right

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u/verstohlen clowns...are...funny 5d ago

"Hey, you guys had hardhots on when you came in here."

"Something happened to them, man."

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u/Gabe_Glebus 5d ago

Sweet, I can have a beer and take edibles

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u/blizzacane85 5d ago

Don’t don’t bother Luke

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u/roses_sunflowers 5d ago

I thought this was promoting a strike for a good minute

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u/MichaelMottram 5d ago

no hat no play no school today

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u/Andy016 5d ago

Wow, fucking idiots... That is so funny !

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u/BurrrritoBoy 5d ago

I worked at a place where there was a sign that said:

"This is a non-working smokeplace"

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u/Superb_Ebb_6207 5d ago

I don't get what's so bad about this one... Someone please explain to my dumbass

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u/Ipoopoo69 5d ago

Its a double negative. It basically says don't don't smoke. It suggests that smoking is mandatory.

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u/Superb_Ebb_6207 5d ago

I don't see how that is... I'm reading from left to right and top to bottom but it doesn't read like that

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u/Ipoopoo69 5d ago

The bottom line applies to all above rules so read it like this: No boots no work! No smoking no work! No hard hat no work! etc.

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u/CityEvening 5d ago

Is the last line saying they don’t want people to work?

All of this could have been solved the no smoking having an exclamation mark, and the others with question marks.

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u/Ipoopoo69 5d ago

That wouldn't work it would still be a double negative.

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u/BannedByReddit471 4d ago

NO arc flash suit (you are working in a power plant)

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u/retrojoe69 This is why we can't have nice things 4d ago

To be fair, smokers usually forgo things like lunch.

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u/Bigbogbot 4d ago

Why isn't there anything about hard drugs? I thought this was a construction site.

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u/enzothebaker87 4d ago

Because they are already illegal and that goes without saying.

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u/WindyNight0215 4d ago

And "No people"...🚷

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u/_Monsterguy_ 4d ago

🎵Everyone around me is a total stranger🎵

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u/neveraARon 4d ago

No No No No No NO WORK!

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u/gawgalando 2d ago

job reqs be crazy these days now i need lung cancer too!??

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u/Nova3xi 5d ago

Smoking is for losers who wanna die early

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u/Nonhinged Comic Sans for life! 5d ago

NO WORK for you

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u/Chorzizu 5d ago

Well you can just stay unemployed with that attitude.