r/Conservative • u/KnowledgeAndFaith Imago Dei Conservative • Jan 01 '22
Yet another New Yorker welcomed to Florida by Governor Ron DeSantis. Satire - Flaired Users Only
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u/WhiteChocolatey Jan 01 '22
I spat out my lemonade LOL
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Even more hilarious that she's dating (married?) a white man
Actually, a lot of them are. There's a picture somewhere. The crazy Chicago mayor, her partner is a white woman. AOC's gal pal in government, the lady with the turban, is also with a white man, so on.
And they say white people are racist? What?
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u/WhiteNateDogg Libertarian Conservative Jan 01 '22
Holy shit....you win today good sir.
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u/rpguy04 Jan 01 '22
I wish I could take the credit for originality but I'm not the first to say it
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u/WhiteNateDogg Libertarian Conservative Jan 01 '22
I appreciate your honesty. That quote is hilarious.
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u/CanuckTheClown Jan 01 '22
I canāt even find this tweet
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u/cybaritic Conservative Jan 01 '22
Same. Either he deleted it or he's not engaging in pettiness which I think is more likely. Let's not post fake tweets here folks.
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u/ThenAnAnimalFact Jan 01 '22
He never sent it. Itās why democrats have been asking where he is all day today.
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Jan 01 '22
Yeah, heās been MIA for like 14 days or something or at least thatās what I read.
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u/greeneyedunicorn2 Jan 01 '22
Even though you can barely make out his profile, you can tell he's making the Soylent face
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u/throway57818 MAGA Jan 01 '22
That submissiveness theory makes me want to look into it now, does appear to be submissive af
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u/subjectiveoddity Constitutional Absolutist Jan 01 '22
Not even manspreading with all that space on his side of the table.
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u/fretit Conservative Jan 01 '22
If you are going to wear Birkenstocks, have at least the decency of not wearing black ones.
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u/bluntphil Jan 01 '22
Why does she think shes so attractive? I mean compared to (no offense) Katie Porter....sure AOC is better looking. But thats when comparing her to other public servants, IRL AOC is still a HARD 6 at best IMO. She always brings shit back to this topic when caught in a jam. So immature
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u/jam3sdub Jan 01 '22
Why does she think shes so attractive?
She was a bartender for one. I'm sure lots of drunk and horny guys thought she was attractive. That coupled with the fact that the democrats worship her like a religious idol.
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u/shemp33 Conservative Jan 01 '22
Among the Democrat hotties like Lizzie Warren, Hilldog Clinton, Ilhan Bromar, she feels somewhat superior in the looks department.
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u/jam3sdub Jan 01 '22
Don't forget House Speaker Skeletor.
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u/Josef_Jugashvili69 Conservative Jan 01 '22
That's so wrong of you to say. Pelosi is a shriveled husk of a human being while Skeletor is absolutely jacked.
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u/LordStunod Patriot - Don't let the Torch go out Jan 01 '22
Yeah she's more of an Emperor Palpatine.
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u/LarryTheLoneElf Jan 01 '22
Sorry, but last time reality set in, there was a literal golden statue of trump being paraded around at the RNC, have just a little self-awareness please.
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u/fretit Conservative Jan 01 '22
But thats when comparing her to other public servants
Probably to Mitch
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u/AlanSmithee23 Jewish Conservative Jan 01 '22
Woman like Kristy Noem and Lauren Boebert smoke Horseface AOC!
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u/bluntphil Jan 01 '22
Ya know, the irony. Lets say fate was different. Lets imagine for a second that on Jan 6th she found herself in Dan Crenshaws office, not Katie Porters. Does any of us think for a second that Crenshaw would not have either produced a weapon, or died hand to hand, keeping away anyone looking to do harm to AOC that day?
Now im not a guy who is huge on Crenshaw, but thats the difference between us and them.
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She does have a mouth full of teeth that look like they belong on a horse, does she? Or in this case, a braying jackass.
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Sheās highly unattractive to me based on her politics and the way she represents herself. Sheās trash in my opinion.
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u/omega552003 Jan 01 '22
Why does she think shes so attractive?
Reality and her imagination are not the same. Is she attractive? Yeah she's not terrible looking, but she is not someone that I'd have a double take on.
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u/Sixgun1977 Social Conservative Jan 01 '22
Hard 2 at best. And that's with beer goggles.
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u/Daveycracky Constitutionalist Jan 01 '22
Professional mariners like myself have a long and well deserved reputation for chasing anything with a heartbeat when we get on land. I wouldnāt hit that with someone elseās junk. Hard 2 at best indeed.
Duct tape and double bagging wouldnāt even do it.
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u/KingOfLosses Jan 01 '22
Itās fake/misleading. She said this to someone else, someone who commented on her feet.
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u/Suitable-Echo-3359 Jan 01 '22
Seriously???
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u/krazyorca Jan 01 '22
No, and good gut reaction that this isn't correct. She posted that in response to a tweet about her partner's "gross pale male feet" from Steve Cortes.
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u/dan1991Ro Jan 01 '22
When you are eating, or drinking, you don't need a mask, anywhere in the world where there are covid mandates that still allow restaurants to function. So she would've been like this in New York too if she were drinking. Whats the big expose?
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u/nte52 Jan 01 '22
No, no you canāt. Not without providing proof of vaccination.
Iāve lived in that hell hole for work and thank my stars that I call Florida home.
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u/Some-Imagination9782 Jan 01 '22
NY doesnāt ask for vaccine card if youāre eating outsideā¦I know because I had brunch in the city and we ate outside and no one asked for our cards :)
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u/tuffgong Jan 01 '22
Dude they're outside, what are you going on about?
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u/nte52 Jan 01 '22
Huh, and so was the ball drop. Still required a vaccination
https://www.npr.org/2021/11/16/1056189769/times-square-new-years-eve-vaccinated-2022-new-york-city
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u/Less_Expression1876 Jan 01 '22
Because it was a special event, that wouldn't have happened had it not been for those requirements? Eating outside at a patio restaurant is completely different than thousands of people gathered within a block of New York City crammed next to each other.
Do you seriously not see the difference? That is worrying...
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u/hbomberman Jan 01 '22
I'm guessing you don't know this because you're not here. But you don't typically need proof of vaccination to eat outdoors in NYC. And if someone has made the good decision to get vaccinated, they can eat just about anywhere you like.
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u/avantartist Jan 01 '22
Whatās the outrage about? Just her being in the state of Florida?
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Imagine writing a 1-star review about a restaurant and then showing up for your reservation.
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u/avantartist Jan 01 '22
In this case wouldnāt the 1-star review be about the manager not the restaurant? Or was she hating on the state of Florida?
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Jan 01 '22
The manager specified "free state" because of AOC's identity as a communist, one that challenges the very tradition of liberties in America that have flourished in the state of Florida thanks to DeSantis. Politicians who don't practice what they preach often get called out for it.
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u/hypernova2121 Jan 01 '22
AOC absolutely does not identify as a communist lmao
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u/ayay25 Jan 01 '22
The term communist just means person I disagree with at this point. Most redditors who use it regularly wouldnāt be able to define it if asked
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u/LegalAdvice_Mod_Team Jan 01 '22
Socialist sorry
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u/Dr_Invader Jan 01 '22
Negative ghost rider
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u/Dr_Invader Jan 01 '22
State ownership of the means of production. Itās an erosion of property rights and the downfall of a free and prosperous people. Be less pro genocide.
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u/DysthymiaDude39 Jan 01 '22
Kinda cringe to make such a big deal about a congressman going to Florida in winter.
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u/AnonymousPlzz conservative Jan 01 '22
AoC probably there looking to buy a house next to Nancy....
Funny how they are fleeing their shitholes they created.
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u/Pleasegetridiftheguy Jan 01 '22
What are you talking about?
AOC doesn't even like Nancy Pelosi
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u/PurpsMaSquirt Jan 01 '22
Her mother lives in Miami (primarily why sheās visiting).
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u/Pyraunus Jan 01 '22
Even more reason why she should know that Florida isn't the hellish shithole she claims it is.
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u/the-swift-antelope Jan 01 '22
Visiting your grandma is now fleeing.
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u/red_knight11 Jan 01 '22
And helping your wife through cancer treatment is ādisappearingā according to AOC
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u/Codedheart Jan 01 '22
> Make up assertion that shes looking to move to florida
> Wow I cant believe they dont like where they came from
Getting kinda Braincels up in here.
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u/stamminator Jan 01 '22
As we all know, AOC supports mandating the wearing of a mask while sipping a beverage outside.
This is a real galaxy brain take here, guys. You look really smart.
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u/floppa_republic Jan 01 '22
Theyāre outside, sheās with her long time partner, and theyāre drinking. Itās totally reasonable for her to take off the mask
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u/Imposter12345 Jan 01 '22
As we all know, AOC supports mandating the wearing of a mask while sipping a beverage outside.
Too much sarcasm for this place.
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u/-JustARedHerring Conservative Individualist Jan 01 '22
Are those Birkenstocks heās wearing? Honest question.
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Any attractive qualities she has is instantly negated when she opens her mouth.
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u/brucehut Jan 01 '22
Iām curious to know what goes through that boyfriends head who is as white as bread as he listens to his girlfriend trash white people as evil. Maybe he hangs out with Don lemonās husband comparing notes
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u/AmericaD1 Conservative Jan 02 '22
Love the phrase āThe FREEā State of Florida, should be at all our welcome stations, rest areas, and airports.
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u/auric0m Jan 01 '22
TIL that getting a cocktail in Miami is a political statement.
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u/ayay25 Jan 01 '22
Itās not. Unless youāre reality is shaped by Fox News and Facebook. Which, well, look around
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u/AntiSpec Americanist Jan 01 '22
I think they meant soft lockdown. The kind where you're denied service if not vaccinated or the one where you're denied employment if you're not vaccinated or forced to wear mask to work in empty offices or private employment. I wonder if her server was vaccinated or wearing a mask. Why would she support a state that's obviously out to kill grandma... /s
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u/ThenAnAnimalFact Jan 01 '22
So she would be a hypocrite if she wasnāt vaccinated under those conditions. But she is.
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It is when she criticizes other members of congress for going on vacation while the place they represent is in crisis. Sheās a hypocrite for calling out Cruz being in Cancun during the blackouts in Texas earlier this year but is more than happy to go on vacation while NYC is setting records for total covid cases.
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u/Whenthebae Jan 01 '22
Cruz went on vacation to escape his broken state, sheās on vacation at during the biggest holiday(s) of the year thereās no connection lol.
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u/auric0m Jan 01 '22
total cases are no longer clinically relevant. ICUās are pretty flat. Itās not March 2020 calm down Karen
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u/jamesrbell1 Jan 01 '22
Iāve never been more proud to live in Florida than during Ron DeSantisās tenure
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u/B1gChuckDaddySr Jan 01 '22
LMFAO.....Next thing you know AOC is gonna help NYC companies move their jobs to FL.....
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You Americans care far too much about your politicians. I hope you can get past this two-team nonsense.
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u/Larry_1987 Jan 01 '22
Vacations are political now?
When Democrats have tried to paint Florida as hell on Earth but then vacation there - yes.
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Just watched the ball drop on ABC. One of the ads on a Times Square lighted billboard was for job openings for Police in FL! FLPD.COM or something.
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u/Whenthebae Jan 01 '22
This is so weird. Sheās on vacation in a mainly tourist state. Weird to be stalked like that.
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u/Sleep-system Jan 01 '22 edited Jan 01 '22
Imagine anyone in New York even raising an eyebrow over De Santis visiting the city. He'd drink her dirty bath water.
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u/sly_guy73 Midwest 2A Conservative Jan 01 '22
And who is that yuppy ass neckbeard democratic butt sniffer with her. Looks like one of them alphabet guys in disguise lol.
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u/PerpetualUselessness Jan 01 '22
As a Floridian who recently traveled for the holidays... It's nice here. Like, really nice to be outside. If I lived somewhere with covid restrictions inside AND shitty weather I'd want to travel too
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u/Kingofnopantsburg Jan 01 '22
Her, Pelosi. And a dozen others who havenāt been caught on camera. Scummy lying hypocrites. And the morons will vote for them every time.
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u/ChineseCracker Jan 01 '22
what's hypocritical about what she's doing? drinking outside is not against any state's covid restrictions
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u/ayay25 Jan 01 '22
you do realize nyc restaurants are open and allow eating indoor/outdoor without a mask? so, hypocrite how? careful throwing around slurs when thereās a chance they define you
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u/liberia_simp Conservative Jan 01 '22
Holier than thou New Yorkers fleeing to Florida, what else is new?
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u/novaplane Jan 01 '22
Visiting family for the holidays = fleeing. Big brain stuff.
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You mean her mom that fled AOCās own district because it was such a terrible place to live?
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u/Normanhanson Jan 01 '22
Such projection. Sheās cool. You are all just sad, little children. Theyāre eating outside, which is the only way any smart person would dine in Florida.
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u/Flowers1966 Independent Conservative Jan 01 '22
I canāt believe her egotism. Isnāt she the perfect example of āa legend in her own mindā?
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After a stroll through all the liberal subs covering this (aka every other sub on reddit) I've concluded that these people actually revere these career politicians as Gods who can do no wrong in their eyes. Not one comment even addressing the irony of her taking off the mask when it suites her.
Something something about facist leaders taking the appearance of deities to the people...
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u/Safe-Ad4001 Jan 01 '22
Leftists are such hypocrites.
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Fleeing to a state that she constantly bashes for supposedly doing everything wrong. Are you that ignorant?
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This reminds me of that one freedom toons video where Newsom is struggling to understand why everyone is leaving for Florida and then he moves to Florida to be with his people
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u/Bradford1959 Jan 01 '22
She and Kathy Griffin have something in common. They are about the same attractiveness wise and you would need to put a sock in either of their mouths.
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u/DufferDan Conservative Jan 01 '22
The Hypocrats always show their stripes...
This one is very "special"!
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u/greenskeeper-carl Jan 01 '22
The Science says that the rona canāt get you if you are sitting down at a table, right? Sheās just following The Science
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its validation for us whenever they come to our states for vacation or settlement. Sadly they lack self-awareness to acknowledge why they're moving
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u/Jamf Jan 01 '22
Lol, if I thought it was āvalidationā every time a conservative vacationed in New York Cityā¦.
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u/ayay25 Jan 01 '22
because republicans donāt vacation in blue states. If this is really validation for you I honestly feel bad
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u/tanganica3 Conservative Jan 01 '22
She is just spitting in the faces of her supporters and they say it's raining.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22
I hope she makes time to visit our Cuban American community and preach her communist/socialist agenda! š