r/Conservative • u/Pessimist2020 • Dec 22 '20

Americans Excitedly Anticipate Getting Paid With Their Own Money Satire - Flaired Users Only

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-excitedly-anticipate-getting-paid-with-their-own-money

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

“But using tax dollars to help struggling Americans is socialism” just ask any conservative.

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u/Jadccroad Dec 22 '20

Yeah, aren't they supposed to be pulling themselves up by their bootstraps or something? The party of personal responsibility complaining that the reps they elected didn't give a big enough handout is just mind blowing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

“I don’t get anything for my tax dollars so I don’t want the government doing anything with anyone’s tax dollars except giving it to corporations”

You are going to be forced to pay taxes your entire life. Sadly conservative voters have been tricked into asking for anything back from their tax dollars. They would rather every cent go to billionaires than to healthcare, social services, police etc.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '20

Billionaires? Like Pakistan? Etc....Did you see where 80% of the "Covid relief" is going? Not Americans.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '20

Open all businesses back up. We had the best economy this country has ever had before the Covid frenzy.