r/CollegeBasketball • u/pabo81 • 1d ago

Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume

https://theonion.com/muffled-gunshot-heard-from-inside-otto-the-orange-costume/
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u/lunarcrenshaw100 Duke Blue Devils 1d ago

He's clearly had enough of terrible Syracuse basketball. RIP

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u/Not_So_Bad_Andy Syracuse Orange • UNC Greensboro Spa… 1d ago

I don't know why he'd be so upset. We're a football school now!

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u/ranger684 Maryland Terrapins 1d ago

Hahaha love that the onion is following college basketball

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u/ztpurcell Kentucky Wildcats 1d ago

https://theonion.com/cooper-flagg-out-2-weeks-due-to-family-trip-to-hilton-head/

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u/SilverBackGuerilla FAU Owls • George Mason Patriots 1d ago

They definitely rent a house not a hotel.

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u/vikinick Gonzaga Bulldogs • West Coast 1d ago

This implies that they don't own a beach house there.

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u/ranger684 Maryland Terrapins 1d ago

lol

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u/soda_cookie Syracuse Orange 1d ago

We a football team again

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u/droozer Indiana Hoosiers 1d ago

🤝

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u/jackwhite886 Northwestern Wildcats 1d ago

Otto the Blood Orange

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u/hashtag_AD Dayton Flyers • Toledo Rockets 1d ago

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u/TheMajesticYeti 1d ago

Wow, I did not like that.

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u/thismorningscoffee Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

David S. PumpkinsOranges

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u/YorockPaperScissors Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Geor… 1d ago

He didn't want to wait to see how the home game against the Jackets turned out tonight? Must have really been feeling down.

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u/1guywriting Syracuse Orange 1d ago

I would've had no objections if it happened after the 2OT game against Youngstown State. The biggest red flag I have ever seen for how the season was going to go.

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u/CowboyBigsby Purdue Boilermakers • Indiana Hoosiers 1d ago

Based on their shooting, he probably missed.

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u/Smegma-Santorum Illinois Fighting Illini 1d ago

😂

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u/Shemptacular Purdue Boilermakers 1d ago

is that good

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u/uberkalden2 Syracuse Orange 1d ago

I love how even the onion knows we suck

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u/noodlesalad_ UConn Huskies 1d ago

There's pain in those eyes

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u/FaceBagman Syracuse Orange 1d ago

It’s me. I’m Otto. 

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u/Herbdontana St. Bonaventure Bonnies 1d ago

It ain’t easy bein orange..

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u/TheoTimme Georgetown Hoyas 1d ago

No comment

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u/NationalJustice Auburn Tigers 1d ago

Wait, is there a reason why they’re specifically dunking on Syracuse? Like are they having a Kenny Payne Louisville-esque season or what