r/ChatGPT • u/loopdani • 1d ago

Is chatGPT down? Other

Hello community, is chatgpt down? I was studying and now I get a blank page.

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u/anotherucfstudent 1d ago

No it is absolutely some dude roasting his dickhead over an open fire

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u/VeryResponsibleMan 1d ago

This is exactly what happens when Chatgpt is down during a job application

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u/yopetey 1d ago

Funny enough i seen someone using ChatGPT aksing it how to job last week at work

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u/VeryResponsibleMan 1d ago

Were you asking it how to reddit, that you are here now?

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u/Ok-Secretary2017 1d ago

Nah its down they qouldnt know without chatgpt holding their hand

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u/YeetusMg33tus 1d ago

I was trying to ask it something and it said it couldn't answer

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u/Ok-Secretary2017 1d ago

Oh my poor poor sweet summer child wanna have a bussy from gramdma on that owie

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u/Deus-mal 1d ago

I should ask gpt how dangerous is to cook my dick.... Damn it I forgot it was down.

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u/OdinThePoodle 1d ago

🎶Horse cock roasting on an open fire, John Holmes freebasing premium blow.🎶

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u/joseluis_ 1d ago

I can't unheard this with the melody of Black Bird by the Beatles

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u/NachoNachoDan 1d ago

I can hear it. It’s beautiful

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u/Catman1355 1d ago

😹👆

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u/JackCactaceae 1d ago

Well endowed might I add

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u/TruckerMouthBarbie 1d ago

ThE JizzArD

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u/Glittering-Elk2233 1d ago

Summoning ardu demons

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u/dualcoredesign 1d ago

Or he is shooting his load onto the fire.

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u/Ddc203 1d ago

Just like the Christmas song! 🎵 Some dude roasts his dickhead on an open fire. Precum drips on little flames. It’s been said, many time, many ways, masochistic… that’s you… 🎵

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u/gijuts 1d ago

Chestnuts roasting on an open fiiiire...

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u/naptimez2z 1d ago

Oh yes! Christmas time. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

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u/CentennialBaby 1d ago

It's Chet.

Chet's nuts roasting over an open fire.

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u/PuzzleheadedTry7562 1d ago

Five awards in 3 hours is crazy work

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u/anotherucfstudent 1d ago

First award I ever received after five years on Reddit lol, I’m honored

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u/MrWeirdoFace 1d ago

Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire.

Jack frost nipping at your nose.

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u/planetshapedmachine 1d ago

“Dickheads roasting on an open fire,

Jacking off is gonna hurt.

You’ll have fried any chance of a sire,

With balls wrapped up like Hatshepsut”

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u/No_Sundae4774 1d ago

That's what I'm doing with the wifey, gotta get it toasty warm. Nothing worse then a frozen mushrooms cap in a warm roast beef sandwich 🥪

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u/fancy_geek 21h ago

Maybe he's peeing. You can also see it jiggle.

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u/anotherucfstudent 18h ago

That’s the little muscle he’s flexing

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u/stubble 11h ago

Dickheads roasting on an open fire...

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u/therealub 6h ago

So not the chestnuts? Some... other nuts?