I’m taking the subway 😂

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The funny part to me is that all of this setup (completely lacking in puns or actual humor besides JUST naming fast good places) is ONLY to say "I'm taking the Subway" 😐

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u/Larriet 21h ago

...is KFC supposed to sound like a cemetery or? Like the rest at least kind of have a meaning in context, but wtf is the connection there?

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u/TheMainEffort 20h ago

Band name idea, Kentucky Fried Corpses

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u/TheMadarchod 7h ago

Burger King’s getting cremated?

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u/Darwin_Finch 17h ago

LMAK MY Daughter’s name is Tina and she loves McDonald’s. !

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u/Vladskio 47m ago

This sounds like such an authentic boomer reply I thought one had found their way onto this sub.

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u/GamerRipjaw 38m ago

Tbf that would be much funnier than a satirical reply

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u/Tsardean2142 19h ago

This is so unfunny that I laughed at it for a solid three minutes

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u/volivav 18h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

/s

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u/NoStinkingBadgers 14h ago

I know the point of this sub but it takes almost all of my strength not to downvote.

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u/carl_armz 14h ago

Is this supposed to be one of those ironic subs?

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u/Substantial_Back_865 12h ago

This is a sub for bad jokes that cater to boomers.

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u/Martyrotten 15h ago

Will the funeral be at one of the Church’s in town?

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u/Outrageous_Finance_5 12h ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/rarthurr4 9h ago

Heh heh HORF i know thos plases !!!!

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u/doll_parts87 10h ago

Laugh emoji is just an applause sign or laugh track now. Because people with such low IQ have to be told to find something funny

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u/Kieran_Kitakami 1m ago

Man, when you're heading to that subway old man, be sure to bring your Canes.

I’m taking the subway 😂 joke