What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/PC509 Jul 13 '15

I'm 40. I'll race you anytime. When I'm in the store, I also like to drift the corners (screeeeeeecchhhh!).

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u/TheMattAttack Jul 13 '15

It's REALLY nice when you find a cart with bald tires at Walmart. I'll fucking race through there, whip the back end and slide on my shoes (some Laurens slip ons with no tread left). I don't give a fuck what people think (except some women).

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u/Helpmetoo Jul 14 '15

British trolleys have casters on all four corners so we can drift whenever we like!

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u/TheMattAttack Jul 14 '15

I'm kind of jealous!

However, going sideways when riding down the aisles would be slightly frightening.

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u/Helpmetoo Jul 14 '15

It only adds to the challenge and enjoyment of the illustrious supermarket rally.

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u/TheMattAttack Jul 14 '15

But real rally cars only turn in front ;D

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u/therealmrfish Jul 13 '15

It's the foot dragging corners you have to ace...

Then slip off and let it gliiiide right into the corral.

Glance around, gaze upon an old lady, gain her approval.

Wink at the dejected cart kid and strut your stuff back to your car.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I'm a cart drifting master. What embarrasses me is that I sometimes do sound effects and don't realize for a while. By then, i don't know how long I've been making noises for.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I like to imagine initial d music in my head.

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u/mattsprofile Jul 14 '15

It's always great when you try to drift the cart but then it tips over.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I'm 32 and I gleefully push my 18 month old around fast when the store isn't busy. It's the best.