r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/Neutrum Jul 13 '15

What else could he mean? Sapphire cufflinks?

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u/cupcak3bak3r Jul 14 '15

I'm sitting in a hotel restaurant eating alone right now and I laughed so hard at this, I'm attracting looks

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

did you bring your cufflinks though?

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u/SapphireRyu Jul 14 '15

If you didn't, I have some. You can probably tell I specialize in them.

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u/_Circle_Jerker Jul 14 '15

Serious, I don't understand, neither the original nor the joke :(

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u/Shahjian Jul 13 '15

Well it could be a fancy restaurant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/dragoncloud64 Jul 14 '15

I wish I had money so I could give you Reddit ruby.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '15

Here, have a uranium upvote.

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u/Shvingy Jul 13 '15

Not with any color of pants you'll see me in. no sir

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u/HitlerWasADoozy Jul 14 '15

No, sausage links.

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u/Supertrample Jul 14 '15

Frozen miniature golf course?

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u/pastahoarder Jul 14 '15

Thought it could be some sort of game... or sausage

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u/Prometheus88 Jul 14 '15

I prefer to think of it as golfing on the Boise State AstroTurf...

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Blueberry necklaces?

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u/QuerulousPanda Jul 14 '15

sausages filled with food coloring so as to attract interest, confusion, and mild disgust?