r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/pomporn Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

It's totally miserable. Like making a to-do list.

  • Go to college
  • Graduate
  • Gap year
  • Career
  • Marriage
  • Children
  • Retirement
  • Get milk at store
  • Die

  • P.S. get milk at store

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u/GrinningPariah Jul 13 '15
  • Upload my mind to a computer
  • BECOME IMMORTAL
  • BECOME A GOD
  • DEVOUR THE GALAXY
  • Get milk at store

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u/LordManders Jul 13 '15
  • Get milk at store

Whoa, way too ambitious!

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u/dragontail Jul 13 '15

Easy there Jesse Owens, no need to be a hero.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Quick! All it takes for this to become a meme is for some people to post this on a few other askreddit threads, then other people to spam it on /r/circlejerk! We can do it Reddit!

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u/REsoleSurvivor1000 Jul 14 '15
  • Read AskReddit thread.

  • See new trending meme.

  • Make macros of said meme and reap karma.

  • Become euphoric

  • Get milk at store.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15
  • die

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u/Leopter Jul 14 '15

Shit! I forgot the milk!

  • FORGE NEW GALAXY

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15
  • INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER

  • Calculate answer

  • Let There Be Light

  • Get milk at store

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15
  • Realises that even if i were able to upload my mind to a computer it proabably wouldnt be "me"

  • Life if pointless

  • Die

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u/GrinningPariah Jul 14 '15

You cells die and replace themselves constantly. The atoms that make up your body are fully cycled every 10 years. "You" are beyond these material things. We are software, and one day our bodies won't be the only hardware that we can live in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15 edited Dec 04 '15

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u/GrinningPariah Jul 14 '15

Who cares if the flow breaks? We go through long periods of unconsciousness daily, and we don't dream for all of it by a long shot. Also, people go into long comas and often come out with their personality wholly intact.

More to the point, you're just stuck on the Ship of Theseus paradox. If you replace the ship all at once, it's obviously different, but if you replace the parts gradually, that calls it into doubt. But the only reason that paradox exists is for want of a clear definition of what makes that ship "that ship".

The gradual approach seems more feasible to you because you don't know what makes you "you". It's plagued philosophers and scientists both for centuries, but we're lucky in that now we live in a time when we've realized what consciousness is, how to describe it. The software analogy is essentially bulletproof, and it provides a blueprint for transference to new hardware.

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u/Optionions Jul 14 '15

Obviously you just need a slow transition. Interface human and machine, combine the two into one inseparable entity, then slowly phase out the biological components until there is only machine. It's still you as much as you will still be you in ten years.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Yes but i am of the opinion that i am not the same me that will be here tomorrow. he will just have all of my memories but i will be gone.

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u/GrinningPariah Jul 14 '15

Then who gives a shit if the machine-mind isn't "you" when you aren't yourself day-to-day either?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Because its a pointless en devour.

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u/GrinningPariah Jul 14 '15

Meaning isn't something the universe hands us, it's something we must build above the universe. You can make it have a point.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Exactly so why bother.

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u/douko Jul 14 '15

Shout out to Ghost in the Shell, the movie that introduced this concept to me, and made it my life's goal to live long enough to put my mind in a full prosthetic body.

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u/KrossWok Jul 14 '15

Holy crap that's a great (and concise) answer! I'm using it the next time someone argues with me about this.

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u/Leopter Jul 14 '15
  • Upload mind to Sourceforge

  • Get bundled with crapware installer

  • Everyone who downloads your mind has to remember to uncheck like 3 different opt out boxes

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u/kwangqengelele Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

Really, the only way the illusion that the copy is somehow actually you the individual is only maintained if they get rid of the original. Either by only booting up the copy when you die or through a more complicated shell game of murder like the teleporters in Star Trek.

A good thing to think about is you being sat down at a table with the copy and have a gun put in the middle. If you believe the copy is actually you then you'll be fine being shot by the copy.

Or to think of it another way, can you see out of the copy's eyes or feel what it feels? If not, that's another person who just so happens to be exactly the same as you. It sure seems like it's you walking about but the situation gets questionable when they don't find a way to get rid of you in the making of the copy.

Or, yet another way to think about it, what if instead of uploading your consciousness to one body you did it to multiple. Are there somehow many of you running around at the same time while actually being you?

Uploading your consciousness to a robot body is nothing other than a fancy, talking, walking gravestone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

That's exactly how I've always felt about it. If your copy can exist at the same time as you then it is not you because you cannot be in both places at once.

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u/kwangqengelele Jul 14 '15

Basically what it is is a bunch of work to trick the viewers' (not the original who will be destroyed but the new copy and anyone else that might be involved) object permanence in order to get something that seems close enough to immortality.

If you're dying of cancer uploading your mind will not save you. Your new self gets to go off and fuck bitches and you're going to be left to die of cancer.

And the line of logic that cellular death means you aren't the same you as yesterday ignores causality. If I go back in time and kill yesterday you, today you isn't here. While you're constantly changing you're still linked to past you through cause and effect. If I make a copy of myself and kill myself or the copy, the one left alive is unaffected by the death of the other.

A copy of yourself is about as tied to the original you as a child would be. If you kill the original before the act of conception the copy or child does not exist, after the point of conception the two are individuals and their identical nature is irrelevant.

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u/Mindbeingred Jul 14 '15

You will never become immortal.. Not if I can help it! HA HA HA HA HA

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u/Doc_Whooves Jul 14 '15

Silly Galactus, planets are for Thanos!

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u/Trickelodean2 Jul 14 '15

Can't devour the Galaxy without milk and cookies

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u/BuyThisVacuum1 Jul 14 '15

Dinosaur eats man.

Woman inherits the Earth.

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u/Level21 Jul 14 '15

All you need is the first one.

Please let SAO be a thing while we are at it...

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Don't devour the galaxy. Those phones taste terrible. I'd recommend an aged Motorola, instead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15
  • BE ALMIGHTY ONE
  • Damn store changed where the milk is again, leave without milk

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u/TJzzz Jul 14 '15

if you upload your mind to a computer you will still die, you will not become immortal, you will not live forever. you will however have a lasting concision imprint of yourself that may last forever.

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u/javitogomezzzz Jul 14 '15

No neurotoxin after uploading mind to a computer? PFFF, amateur

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u/Saliiim Jul 14 '15

But if you upload your mind to a computer YOU are still going to die. For all your friends and peers it'll be like you never went anywhere, but you're still dead.

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u/GrinningPariah Jul 14 '15

My body will die, but that's fine if I can back up my mind on a computer. The human body is just hardware, our minds are software.

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u/Saliiim Jul 15 '15

But it still won't be your conciousness, it'll be a copy of it. It's as if we created a clone of you, with all your memories and experience and then killed you. You are dead, but there's a nice copy of you for the rest of us to enjoy.

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u/ghostpoopftw Jul 14 '15

You won't even need the milk when your stomach is full of all that devoured galaxy!

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u/lokibo Jul 14 '15

•turn into USB •get milk at store

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u/MichelangeloDude Jul 14 '15

Is that you Jonjo?

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u/RSollars Jul 14 '15

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Fuck, that was my plan!

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u/solidmel2112 Jul 14 '15

DON'T FORGET THE MILK, GRINNINGPARIAH!!!

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u/thisguy883 Jul 14 '15

God damn milk.

You just reminded me i need milk.

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u/FishFollower74 Jul 14 '15

P.S. get milk at store

FTFY

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u/PBborn Jul 14 '15

I am god! For what do I need milk? Milk was the meaning of my life. It was my goal. Milk. What am I without it? How can I live forever, with nothing to live for? What I'm I now? fucking reddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

If I could afford gold...

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u/Smart_in_his_face Jul 13 '15
  • Vain attempt at happiness.

  • Stop caring, just ride it out.

  • Realize everyone else is also thinly hiding the fact that nobody cares.

  • Faint glimmer of hope.

  • Nobody still cares, lose all hope.

  • Forget store, no milk.

  • Death.

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u/Ulti Jul 13 '15

forget store, no milk

RIP me.

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u/lolcop01 Jul 14 '15

RIP ur skeleton

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u/AKnightAlone Jul 14 '15
  • Bright future.

  • Fuck up.

  • Fuck up some more.

  • Fuck bitches.

  • Get fucked over.

  • Fuck up again.

  • Continue fucking up from the last fuck up.

  • Find new and exciting ways to fuck up.

  • Complete list of fuck ups.

  • Fuck up at your list.

  • Decide to stop fucking up.

  • Fuck up a few more times.

  • Finally learn from your mistakes.

  • Fuck up in spite of your experience.

  • Make shitty posts on the internet with occasional bouts of shutting the fuck up.

  • Randomly crawl out of room to remember how it feels to fuck up.

  • Decide it's better not to fuck up.

  • Avoid all possibility of fucking up, thereby fucking up.

  • Fuck up at staying alive.

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u/SunsFenix Jul 14 '15

At 25 I've accepted that everything is fucked up and that my future is fucked. So ride it out until death.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Yeehaw!

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u/icamefrom9gag Jul 14 '15

No milk for you then

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u/riefenbot Jul 14 '15

Please write a book because I love this.

I'm easily entertained. Maybe drunk. Maybe yes.

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u/FormerlyGruntled Jul 14 '15

Man, you forgot the milk. You really fucked up there.

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u/AKnightAlone Jul 14 '15

Shit... If I had money for milk I'd have left out a few steps in this list already.

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u/Finsternis Jul 14 '15

This is why older people have such a well-deserved reputation for being frank and abrupt. It's because the older you get, the more you realize what bullshit stupid social niceties are. You start to get sick of dancing around the subject or being elaborately polite. You start to just say what you think and do not care whether the other person finds you direct or not. Personally, I find it very freeing.

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u/sgol Jul 13 '15

Is Latvian to-do list.

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u/Hiei2k7 Jul 14 '15

P.s. don't forget potato

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u/CaelestisInteritum Jul 14 '15

Store forget potato

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u/Harbltron Jul 14 '15

but is joke! store burn down. also no potato before burn

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u/dragontail Jul 13 '15

So cold...

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u/bigmeaniehead Jul 13 '15

Ethiopian to do list

  • die

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u/stephenLARPer Jul 14 '15

My life was miserable. I thought no one was ever really happy. But now I'm happy as fuck and everyday I just learn about new interesting things and discuss them with my husband and watch movies and drink and enjoy my children and I don't give any fucks. We have plans to buy a farm and not give any fucks there, and we work toward that but we also don't stress about it. Life can be a pretty good fucking time.

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u/PM_ME_RED_LIPS Jul 14 '15

What changed for you?

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u/heyham Jul 14 '15

Schlong extension.

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u/stephenLARPer Jul 14 '15

I was in an abusive relationship, where I had been with the guy since I was 16. He was 4 years older so I learned to look up to him an unhealthy amount. That's what contributed to my staying. I was beaten for everything, for years, badly. For example, feeding our daugter corn that wasn't organic by mistake...massive beating. Crying? horrible beating. He nearly killed me several times and I worked to support him while he stayed at home doing nothing. Eventually he got a job in another town and started a whole other family that was kept secret from me until she was a few months pregnant. I was pretty suicidal and my life was a black hole. But I did not let it ruin me. I didn't let it ruin being able to trust someone or fall in love and what changed was that I finally left that horrible man and I met my now husband. I didn't let all the awful things that happened to me ruin my happiness, on the contrary I completely let go and stopped worrying about a thing. After so many brushes with death and so much despair I enjoyed every happy day to the absolute fullest and over two years later I am still doing so. Long answer, but maybe someone will read this and it will change how they feel about life and give them some hope.

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u/hsapin Jul 14 '15

Amazing, you're an inspiration! I'm happy you were able to find happiness!

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u/PM_ME_RED_LIPS Jul 14 '15

Wow. I'm so sorry that happened to you. I'm glad you are in a better place now. Thanks for sharing. That really puts things in perspective.

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u/amedeus Jul 14 '15
  • Poop
  • Poop again
  • Feign more pooping
  • Oh god please don't make me go back out there

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

It's ok, this is true wisdom. Imagine if you'd been one of those poor suckers who went to the store only to procure meaningless milk. How our precious time would have been wasted had we succumbed to such trivial temptations as milk-from-the-store!

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u/somehow_ifeelhopeful Jul 14 '15

I'm at phase three right now

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u/yaz8 Jul 14 '15

my most depressing upvote

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

And in between those things, pay fucking rent somehow.

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u/NoCardio_ Jul 14 '15

This sounds exactly like my golf game.

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u/bobbyb1996 Jul 14 '15

I was having a good day too...

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I made it to number 2!

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u/akamoltres Jul 14 '15
  • Get milk at store
  • ???
  • Profit

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u/CainRedfield Jul 14 '15

This is a bit of a grim way to look at it though.

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u/kyotonow Jul 14 '15

Hey, Jesus cares.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

If there's no milk, why bother living at all?

~Wisconsinite

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u/d1zy Jul 14 '15

That was amazingly depressing

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u/__dict__ Jul 14 '15

Depressing, but on the other hand, it did just remind me that I need to go buy milk.

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u/chrisisaboss Jul 14 '15

You mother fuckers are depressing. Shit aint so bad

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u/Saliiim Jul 14 '15

Forget store, no milk. Death.

Related?

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u/Theoz Jul 14 '15

should have chose cake

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u/arbloch Jul 14 '15

Jesus, this is a pretty tough group. Y'all should get some hobbies or something.

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u/HauntedCemetery Jul 14 '15

y'all are living wrong. go do something today you'll tell your grandchildren about.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

That "gap" year should really be before college and not after... The market is competitive enough these days.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Vegan life list. Death before Dairy.

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u/ExRegeOberonis Jul 13 '15

God, mine was more like "Can't afford college." "..." "Alright, then."

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u/xorgol Jul 14 '15

Mine was "apparently too stupid to finish college". At least I'm not in debt.

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u/shehasgotmoxie Jul 13 '15

I'm looking forward to all but one of these things though...

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u/pomporn Jul 13 '15

It's not what's on the list that counts, just the idea that it's all laid out there in front of you as inevitable. It's like a cell in the womb which is full of possibility and could turn out to be anything getting assigned to be a heart cell, or an eye, or whatever else, and the potential being lost.

I'm not interested in half those things (especially not milk and death), but they could very well be in the future for me. I just feel better thinking about the future as a mystery, and that anything could happen.

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u/adiscoball Jul 13 '15

You know there are milk alternatives like almond milk, rice milk, coconut milk, and soy milk. So maybe you just haven't found the right one for you yet. It's not all so bad.

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u/pomporn Jul 13 '15

I like the milk, I just don't want to go get it. I'm considering a cow.

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u/adiscoball Jul 13 '15

You could probably have it delivered, I think almond milk is shelf stable. Been doing a lot of grocery shopping online lately.

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u/BlLE Jul 13 '15

Why? You don't drink milk?

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u/shehasgotmoxie Jul 13 '15

Grocery shopping is such a chore. :/

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u/DrDabsMD Jul 13 '15

Yet somehow, we'll still forget the milk.

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u/Artichook Jul 13 '15

You forgot to leave a note

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u/Kirboid Jul 13 '15

Let it go George

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

this will remain my favorite comment this week, and it's only monday!

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u/Traiklin Jul 13 '15

Before job and after graduate should be psychotic breakdown from the crippling debt you can never get rid of if you want to do anything

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I literally just got done with my gap year and have moved onto career. My mom well be happy to know marriage is coming up soon.

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u/norml329 Jul 13 '15

I'm not sure, I've graduated college, and plan to go to grad school next year but besides that I don't have a clue and it's great. So much room for possibilities when you don't make a list of it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

You read that writing prompt too, I take it.

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u/pomporn Jul 13 '15

Link?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I can't remember the link exactly - it was a response to a prompt on /r/writingprompts where people made all their significant life choices at age 18 - in one of the responses to the prompt, the protagonist died getting milk at a convenience store at age 54. I thought your mentioning dying right after getting milk was referencing that story.

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u/Leody Jul 13 '15

I'm between Career and Marriage and already got the milk... My life is at total mess.

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u/Crunchendorf Jul 14 '15

Are you going to get milk at the store as a ghost or a zombie? Will you pay with cash, credit, bullion, intimidation, or brute force?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I skipped the college part, saved myself tens of thousands of dollars in debt, and freed up years of time.

I'm now successful in my industry, pulling in $120k, and have it pretty easy, generally speaking.

I think that, with some sciences aside, college has turned into a scam.

I remember just how hard they pushed into our heads that we HAD to attend college when I was in HS. They pushed it so hard that it seemed like a con, and it kind of is, so it seems.

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u/Mr_Magpie Jul 14 '15

• Done college and uni • Career • GF • Lost career • Gained Career • Lost career • Can't marry • No Kids please • I can do milk, milk can be afforded • When do I need a car? I can't really afford a car. • I gots me a load of milk • Still no career • Cannot even figure out how to format Reddit properly.

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u/AlbinoBrowney Jul 14 '15

What if the store is closed?

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u/usurper7 Jul 14 '15

What the heck is a gap year?

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u/pomporn Jul 14 '15

It's a common thing among graduates of HS or Uni to take a year off to travel and fuck around before getting 'serious'. Less common in the US though

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u/usurper7 Jul 14 '15

Oh wow that would be amazing. A whole year of vacation!

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u/macweirdo42 Jul 14 '15

If I remember to get milk at the store at some point before I die, I can die a happy man. All of those other life milestones seem like mere child's play compared with my inability to remember to pick up milk while I'm at the store. And then I'm left thirsty and having to eat dry cereal. Ugh.

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u/JaggedToaster12 Jul 14 '15

So I'm only able to get milk once in my life? Shit, I'm already fucked

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u/karma3000 Jul 14 '15

Choose Life.

Choose a job.

Choose a career.

Choose a family.

Choose a fucking big television,

Choose washing machines,

Cars,

Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.

Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.

Choose a starter home.

Choose your friends.

Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.

Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.

Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning.

Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.

Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I want a gap year.

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u/maddy77 Jul 14 '15

Or, scratch the to do list, and do whatever the fuck you want

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15
  • go to university

  • realize you hate it, drop out

  • year to work and think

  • go back to a new school for something you actually want

  • happy career

  • start own business

  • raise family

  • work till I die

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u/coneilldez Jul 14 '15

You've....that's...but that's my life list wtf mate.

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u/pomporn Jul 14 '15

I am holding your life list hostage and will not relent until you bring me a suitcase of unmarked, non-sequential milk.

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u/coneilldez Jul 14 '15

Hope you like 2% it's all they had.

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u/Hiten_Style Jul 14 '15
  • TALK TO CORPORATE

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u/squeel Jul 14 '15

So a gap year after college is totally normal and okay!? Please tell my parents.

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u/notjustahatrack Jul 14 '15

Doesn't have to be this bad. Throw in some travel and hobbies and remove the gap year and children and it's perfectly fantastic.

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u/tvvat_waffle Jul 14 '15

This just depressed the fuck out of me

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u/Solarbro Jul 14 '15

How long is the gap year supposed to last? :(

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u/truthinlies Jul 14 '15

what the shit is 'gap year'??

tell me you're not planning on working at the gap for a year!!

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u/BevansDesign Jul 14 '15

I've gotten up to #4, and I've come to the realization that the to-do list is pure shit. It's a hell I want no part of. Plenty of people are happy to pair up and pump out some broodlings and ride that train until they die, but it's not for me, and it sounds awful. I just wish I had realized it sooner.

Of course, I have no alternative, so I'm depressed and desperately looking for a path to follow. Hooray for being different.

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u/Seven65 Jul 14 '15

I wish I had the option of a gap year. I started working at 16.

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u/Chimie45 Jul 14 '15
  • Quit life and live on the beach.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Dont follow this list. Follow mine. Do something you love. Or do a job youll put up with. Weekends, carry a towel and explore!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15
  • Get a High Score
  • Get a Pro Score
  • Get a Sick Score
  • Get S-K-A-T-E
  • Get C-O-M-B-O
  • Find the secret tape

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u/metrogdor22 Jul 22 '15
  • Work
  • Graduate college
  • Work
  • Buy a Mustang
  • Work
  • Buy a house
  • Work
  • Buy a Hellcat
  • Work
  • Buy a Raptor
  • Work
  • Hopefully die in all three at once

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u/Brad1119 Jul 13 '15

Thanks for the reminder about the milk. Shit would've gone down had I forgot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

You dont have to do any of those things. Each has its pros and cons which you (and no one else) should consider rationally and logically. For example I went to uni, but skipped the gap year and (currently) intend to skip marriage and kids, because commitment and kids are shit.

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u/BBrown7 Jul 14 '15

Hey buddy. Your wife wanted me to remind you to get milk while you're out

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u/SCX-Kill Jul 14 '15

I got the milk part down at least

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u/Arandur Jul 14 '15

For me it's been

  • College
  • Marriage
  • Children
  • Career
  • Graduation
  • Happiness

If you don't put it on your list, what makes you think you'll achieve it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

You forgot the gardening, more gardening, and the ever important gardening

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

You can't even do a gap year anymore. There's too much competition. You have to get out there as soon as possible

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HAMMIES Jul 14 '15

Sounds pretty good to me. Happiness is in the details, brother.

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u/Ometrist Jul 14 '15

How would gap year work if you stay having to repay loans 6 months after college?

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u/JoaoR Jul 14 '15

If you get Die up the list it makes the list shorter, that's for sure!

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u/chhakhapai Jul 14 '15

Ohh death, ohhh death, won't you spare me for another year..

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u/expired_methylamine Jul 14 '15

Gap year

You sound wealthy.

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u/pomporn Jul 14 '15

I assure you I am poor and am currently on a forever-gap-year which is less fun than it sounds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Yeah, but most of us will do this with a relatively small amount of excruciating pain, illness and personal tragedy (at least when compared to 99.9% of human beings who have ever lived). We'll do it with pizza, and Netflix, and red wine, and sunsets, and lots of quiet little moments that are each lovely in their own way.

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u/raydiculus Jul 14 '15

I'm still at gap year....it's been 3 years now....it really sucks

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u/Runfasterbitch Jul 14 '15

The first three hints are only 5 years of my life- is it really going to be badly downhill from there?

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u/BuyThisVacuum1 Jul 14 '15

Swallow sadness.

Send some faxes.

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u/12GAUGE_BUKKAKE Jul 14 '15

Godamn it I'm out of milk don't remind me

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u/whuzez Jul 14 '15

You go forgot go through your first divorce.

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u/statutory_vape666 Jul 14 '15

Its really depressing to think that one thing will stay constant until the day I die: "we need milk".

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u/PrincessLink Jul 14 '15

Sorry I'm missing one of those steps....

What is this "career" step I see??

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u/iCantDieSoWhyDontYou Jul 14 '15

Why must it be like that

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u/pomporn Jul 14 '15

It doesn't need to be. You can do whatever you want. What do you want to do?

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u/eleventwentynine Jul 14 '15

This reminds me of Dylan Moran's gardening skit: https://youtu.be/aunrJ5CXVMw

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u/JonasBrosSuck Jul 14 '15

you forgot

  • getting donuts from the meeting

so depressing...

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

*and a stick of butter

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Who on Earth get's a gap year anymore?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

BREAKING NEWS

Horrible milk accident leads to tragic death of retired /u/pomporn.

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u/Stoic_stone Jul 13 '15

The milk line being after everything is really fucking with me, can you insert it somewhere before "Die", please?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

my plan was to retire after the gap year. could have easily done it if i invested in bitcoins earlier.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

That was basically exactly what my teacher outlined for us all in my planning class minus the care for healthy bones. It all just seemed really depressing.