r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

It sucks when people butt into your life and are like "but he's your FATHER!"

I'm sorry, but do you know FUCK ALL about my relationship with my father? No? Well then maybe you should shut the fuck up about it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

"Do you ever talk with your birth parents/siblings?"
"Nope."
"Oh, why not? Don't you want to talk to them? They are your family."
"If they were your family, you wouldn't talk to them either."
uncomfortable silence

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u/nomorechocolatebars Jul 13 '15

I'm going to start using that.

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u/Disgruntled_moose Jul 14 '15

I get a nice opportunity for comedy in this conversation since my birth parents were terrible people and died when I was an infant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

That's an truly impressive way to find a silver lining.

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u/frogamic Jul 14 '15

There's no way that asking "why not" can end well in that conversation. There's either an unfortunate circumstance or they're dead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

It's so tempting to just make up stuff so they quit asking about it.
I'm a fairly curious person and I try not to intrude but I do get why people ask but jeez does it get old quick.

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u/cheatatjoes Jul 14 '15

I used to be like that, as I'm super close with my family. I was astonished when my ex told me that he didn't talk to his family much. I thought he was just being an ass.

Then I met his family, and everything made sense. And then I told my mom about it, and my mom made extra sure that he always got gifts from them on holidays, and threw us a huge going away party when we moved cross country (compared to his own parents who did jack shit but make him feel guilty for moving).

I had a kind of passive acceptance of his parents being assholes until they decided to include me in their assiness. I helped out during a wake of one of the grandparents, always made effort to stop by when I was in their part of the state, and genuinely tried to connect with them.

Then his dad once asked if I was his "roommate" (we'd been together a few years at that point). After that, I never made any extra effort to try and find the good in those people. They treated their son like shit, and he had every right to not talk to them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

It honestly goes both ways too. For the longest time, I didn't understand that there were in fact, biological families out there who were all happy, decent people who communicated with one another willingly and happily about important issues and solved problems together.
But it sounds like you did the best possible thing you and your family could have and really understand what these people were like once you saw them in action, so kudos to you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Am I wrong in assuming you're a man and this factored into the I'll treatment?

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u/cheatatjoes Jul 14 '15

Nope, not wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

God fucking damn that's irritating to hear (that they treated you guys badly for that).

As a sidenote I feel accomplished that I picked up on that subtext.

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u/tokengayfriend Jul 14 '15

THIS. people have no idea what they are talking about

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I do my best to not get frustrated with people but it's amazing how some don't ever try to even accept that other people have different sorts of family structures.
It's like trying to explain '1+1=2' to someone in a different room wearing headphones and a blindfold.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

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u/Gotta_Ketcham_All Jul 14 '15

That's one iteration of what I usually say. I can tell people want to push it, and I can also tell they know better than to do so.

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u/FF3LockeZ Jul 14 '15

Typically that gets followed with lots of probing follow-up questions about the nitty-gritty details, not uncomfortable silence, unfortunately. It makes people too curious.

I don't really have a good reason. I just was never close to my brother. There was no event that triggered it, but we haven't really talked since we were about 11/12 years old. People think that's way weirder than if we were distant because he slept with my girlfriend or I stole money from him or something.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I've got relatives like that and it would so much easier to lie or make something up instead of trying to explain it.
'Oh, do you see so-and-so much?'
'We don't really talk to them.'
'Really?'
Nope, I'm a filthy liar and we get together for BBQ and golf every weekend.

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u/wellitsbouttime Jul 14 '15

why is that silence uncomfortable? A big point has just been made, and the other person is digesting it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

It's usually only uncomfortable if they try to convince me in that 'they're family, you should love them!' way without knowing the details as opposed to someone asking to understand the situation.
If they try to use the 'doesn't matter what happened, they share the same DNA you have to love them', the uncomfortable silence is pretty inevitable.

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u/wellitsbouttime Jul 14 '15

then the silence is totally ok right? It's when they open up their mouth that things become awkward. If I lay down a very important truth on anything, I expect there to be silence as the person considers it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

It's fine then. It's the difference between trying to tell someone you have a headache after hitting your head and them asking why and offering you an aspirin vs. them denying the headache exists and that you should eat more seafood.
There's better metaphors out there but it's the best I can do right now.

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u/Delsana Jul 14 '15

Actually you don't really knock that. Because you are you based on your situational learning and experiences. But they might very well be a different person based on the same things. So maybe they would.

The typical counter to anyone saying they don't want to interact with their family is that if they spent as much time repairing relationships as they did bitching about them that they'd be happier.

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u/Karl_Marx_ Jul 14 '15

I actually really enjoy the company of my parents, and I still rarely talk to them. I do live elsewhere though.

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u/Dollar_Bhillz Jul 14 '15

Proceeds to sensually dance

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u/frictionqt Jul 14 '15

tips fedora

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Yeah, because everyone who has dislikable family members is obviously a fedora wearing neckbearded atheist, amirite? Fuck off.

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u/frictionqt Jul 14 '15

the fuck you talking about dumb fuck

i was talking about the edgy comment

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u/Lord_Iggy Jul 14 '15

I was under the impression that sarcastic fedora tipping implied that the person being responded to was acting like a fedora.

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u/Vanetia Jul 13 '15

Yeah I get that in regards to my mother.

"But she gave life to you!"

And then she beat it out of me. What's your fucking point?

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u/frogamic Jul 14 '15

Considering that giving life to someone can take less thought than making toast in the morning that doesn't mean much

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u/XzaylerHW Jul 13 '15

They usually have "normal fathers". This lack of want to communicate usually is the parents' fault not the child's

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u/brorager Jul 14 '15

RIGHT. especially those who keep asking when I'll forgive them, 'cause I just know it will change everything'. Man, fuck off.

Internet hugs

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u/JedLeland Jul 14 '15

I had a therapist once who pulled that when I told her about my resentment toward my mother. I did not have that therapist much longer.

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u/CSPshala Jul 13 '15

Nailed it.

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u/amedeus Jul 14 '15

I still can't believe that people who know my mother and agree with me on all points about her still say, "But she's your mother!" when they hear that I've shut her out of my life. Like damn, I didn't choose the woman, why should I be stuck with crazy for life?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I hate that you're supposed to automatically love people because you happen to be blood related to them. Why? You know, there are people who say stuff like "Oh, he's an asshole but he's my cousin so I have to love him". Uh, no you don't. If he's a piece of shit then you are not obligated to love him. Some people have the idea that if you had to save the life of an acquaintance who you know to be a good person, or a family member who's a downright shitty excuse for a human being, then you have to choose your family member just because. Fuck that. This isn't a personal rant, I can't think of any family members that I really don't like, but I don't think I should be obligated to love or like them.

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u/randomlex Jul 14 '15

"So, how's your father doing?"

"Dunno, I haven't talked to him in a few years"

Cue the most annoying stares ever...

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u/awefkjewa Jul 14 '15

You could just say "he's fine" and that would stop the annoying stares at least.

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u/randomlex Jul 14 '15

But then they want details

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u/thebochman Jul 14 '15

"Cuz I'm your father!" That phrase has been repeated time after time to me and my dad has been trying to keep me on a leash and have fearful respect of him the way his dad did to him, but I refuse to be a part of the chain

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u/SparklingW Jul 14 '15

"He's your father!" "I didn't choose him to be did I?"

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u/fatherjokes Jul 14 '15

In their defense, your father is a really nice guy.

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u/angrysalvadoran Jul 14 '15

After knowing him for 3 minutes.... not knowing who he really is.

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u/mybeautifulhooves Jul 14 '15

I have this exact problem with my sister. She's a damn moron and is making all these dumb decisions. I'm 1500 miles away with my own career. Butt out.

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u/VealIsNotAVegetable Jul 14 '15

I find the phrase "Look, if I wanted to be constantly shat upon, I'd go film Dutch porn" brings that conversation to a close quickly.

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u/Golden_Phi Jul 14 '15

I haven't seen my biodad since I was a toddler, he moved to the other side of the country when my mom and him divorced and he doesn't send any money to help despite the fact that he's legally obligated to. I also have two half brothers that I have only seen when I was a small child and I don't know where they are. I can't say I care for any of them. One time when leaving my grandma's house he called (probably demanding money from her), me, my mom, and my siblings all left without caring.

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u/SomeBroadYouDontKnow Jul 14 '15

"Some fathers do not earn the love of their sons." -Herschel Greene, TWD

Yep. Now, I love my dad. My dad is the bomb. However, replace those nouns with their female equivalents, and you have my response to anyone who thinks they're being reasonable.

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u/wemlin14 Jul 14 '15

In the movie "Into the Wild," the main character keeps getting asked if he plans on returning to his parents or if his family knows that he's doing a cross-country hike to Alaska. He never answers a single one of them. I found it annoying. He was abused by his dad and his mother was practically beaten into submission, but he never explains this. He just lets people keep thinking that he left a family that loves him more than the world and would die to get him back. He never tells any of the people he meets that he's running away, just that he's on a trip.

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u/KittyHammer Jul 14 '15

So, would you speak to your father if her inserted objects into your anus and told you that you were a pretty girl even though you are a boy?

Got to be creative in these answers.

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u/MissMarionette Jul 14 '15

Especially if youve had a horrible relationship or falling out with a family member. Just cuz theyre your parents doesn't mean they love you. A lot of parents are horrible, neglectful people who see their children as burdens or whatever. Why should people who've been victim of assholes have to be pressured to forgive their abusers?

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u/traversecity Jul 15 '15

Sadly, some of us learned the hard way to run away from our parents. OK to harbor love for them , but i'll stay on the other side of the continent thank you vwry much.

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u/amdnivram Jul 14 '15

all being your father means is he can regret having you or making that fateful mistake