What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

8.4k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

1.3k

Did u have a Freudian slip by saying "hard" instead of "had"

532

u/Crown4King Jul 13 '15

Probably

5

u/Harbltron Jul 14 '15

"I hope she doesn't feel my boner... or do I? Shit. What is the procedure here"

3

u/JohnnyBratwurst Jul 14 '15

Stranger Boners: A Memoir

2

u/OldTimeyPugilist Jul 14 '15

Invading her like Putin probably isn't the way to go.

1

u/Danni293 Jul 14 '15

I hope you got her number or something or stayed in touch!

1

u/Crown4King Jul 14 '15

She only has Facebook, her cell phone doesn't have an American number yet, the exchange people gave her a SIM card but she hadn't figured it out yet.

1

u/Danni293 Jul 14 '15

So... You talk to her through Facebook right?

1

u/Crown4King Jul 14 '15

Yes. We're just trying to coordinate schedules because we both work weird times. She's only her til the end of the summer so it's kind of crunch time here..

1

u/Danni293 Jul 14 '15

Well I hope things work out. I have a fair share of people I wish I had stayed in touch with after leaving the place we met.

2

u/Crown4King Jul 14 '15

Same here, so I made damn sure this time!

1

u/Agemrepus Jul 17 '15

Nice man... so what was her number again?

82

u/kjata Jul 13 '15

Ah, Freudian slips. When you say one thing but mean your mother.

2

u/MrStigglesworth Jul 14 '15

This works better when spoken, but well played.

-10

u/AtheosWrath Jul 14 '15

Freudian slips. When you say one thing but mean to fuck your mother.

FTFY

5

u/Bot12391 Jul 13 '15

How do people even notice things like this?

8

u/orange_blanket Jul 13 '15

I'm really tired so I can't read as fast as I usually do. He also said "the" hugged instead of "then" hugged

1

u/skydreamer303 Jul 14 '15

hah im opposite, whenever i reddit at night, i completely miss small things like that.

I have the habit of reading things wrong too. D:

2

u/weirdoone Jul 14 '15

What do you mean? It strikes my eyes when I read it. I saw that word "hard" the moment I read it, and my first thought was "this is some freudian slip irony shit". Then saw the comment and giggled as someone is thinking just like me.

2

u/freudian_nipple_slip Jul 14 '15

It could be another kind of slip

1

u/Piece_Maker Jul 14 '15

Just the tip.

1

u/CoconutMacaroons Aug 08 '15

Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother.