What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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I feel like the initial point is it's normal to run even when you're not in a hurry, because, yes, it's a normal human function.

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u/estvik Jul 13 '15

Exactly what I meant! Even without the need to hurry I'd like to move faster.

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u/The_Hugh_Jaynus Jul 14 '15

I love running

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

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u/cbaus5 Jul 14 '15

My girlfriend has been dragging me around the mall for hours, I am not walking up the magic stairs

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Agreed. I was always under the impression that they're suppose to make it easier and faster for you to get up the "stairs" Not to give you a free ride.

Just like how airports have moving walkways. Its not for you to stand on. Its to help you walk faster!

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u/radsteez_ Jul 14 '15

Hey! You can't just rename standways willy nilly!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS Jul 14 '15

While I don't disagree with you on the running side, cumming on a doorknob is a "normal human function," so I'm not sure that's the best reasoning.