r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/LastPageofGatsby Jul 13 '15

'Adjusting' yourself. Guy or girl, just do it. Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

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u/zcab Jul 13 '15

Doesn't bother me if you do it. So long as it doesn't bother you if I watch.

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u/LastPageofGatsby Jul 13 '15

You do what you gotta do.

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u/zcab Jul 13 '15

It's like a panel of judges with no numbers to allocate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Just one number.

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u/Thobalt Jul 14 '15

The only things you can get are points anyways.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

That's why we evolved thumbs

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u/bongarong Jul 14 '15

Just finish the fucking book already

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u/izdawalrus Jul 14 '15

I used this logic a couple weeks ago at my work. I'm a lifeguard and a few teenage guys were talking about skinny dipping. The official rules don't cover apparel so technically it is allowed. The only stigma is that you have to be okay with everyone around seeing you naked.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

hot

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u/Cheeseologist Jul 14 '15

... Relevant username?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Probably

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u/LordoftheSynth Jul 14 '15

Doesn't bother me if you do it. So long as it doesn't bother you if I watch.

Make eye contact to establish dominance.

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u/Cheesetoast9 Jul 14 '15

it bothers me if you don't watch. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Mikester245 Jul 14 '15

Only if you don't mind if I watch you watching me

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u/zcab Jul 15 '15

I'm OK with that. Just don't make it weird.

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u/Eric_the_Barbarian Jul 14 '15

Can I lend a hand?

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u/TheZachinator Jul 14 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/-5m Jul 14 '15

Take a video - it will last longer :D

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u/Delsana Jul 14 '15

So long as being tazered doesn't bother you ;)

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u/zcab Jul 15 '15

Please don't adjust yourself in front of me if it means you intend to tazer me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

It seems just fine for a girl to adjust her bra but if a guy adjusts his dick he's being "obscene".

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u/LastPageofGatsby Jul 13 '15

I've seen people complain about even girls and their bras.

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u/KnitterWithAttitude Jul 13 '15

I'm like 30 and I've been accosted for having visible bra straps... people are not over their weird upbringing yet. They'll watch GB after GB of porn in secret, but a bra strap is where they draw the line.

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u/kdoodlethug Jul 13 '15

I've had people whisper to me stuff like "PSSST HEY JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW YOUR BRA STRAP IS SHOWING" in this really secretive manner. Like, jeez, it's not like it's a secret article of clothing. Everyone knows I have one on. It's just a strap, it's exactly like the strap of a camisole or anything I might wear over a bra.

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u/KnitterWithAttitude Jul 13 '15

ESPECIALLY if it's unintentional. Like I get if it's looking askew and we're about to take a picture that you're like "youre bra strap is hanging out!" nice and loud and proud, i'm appreciative. My mom does this thing with her eyes like someone is behind me with a gun :O :O points at strap shrugs shoulder :O :O

ok mommy sorry you gave me boobs won't happen again.

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u/GrammarBeImportant Jul 14 '15

It would be pretty weird if she gave you boobs again.

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u/pineapplestrudel Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

Ah, the ol' reddit boob-a-roo!

e/link mishap

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u/RegularGoat Jul 14 '15

Hold my bra, I'm going in!

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u/MisterGoober Jul 23 '15

ITEMS ACQUIRED:

-/u/HalfSquatch's testicles

-/u/PM_ME_YOUR_CHESTHAMS's glass-stabbed dick

-/u/Betaman156's AK

-/u/RSkiz's STDs

-/u/RegularGoat's bra

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u/KnitterWithAttitude Jul 14 '15

It's weird enough that I wanna see how this would work.

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u/satanicleaftailgecko Jul 14 '15

They just go right underneath. I like chicks eith sixpacks.

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u/KnitterWithAttitude Jul 14 '15

bro i'm a DDD, i think two pairs will put me at 6pack enough, don't be sending me two more.

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u/Boatgunner Jul 14 '15 edited Sep 20 '18

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u/ladymoonshyne Jul 13 '15

My mom would always scold me for wearing white shirts in her house without a bra like it was a super big deal, like she didn't constantly look at my nipples for the first half of my life when I was a kid haha

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u/shewrites Jul 14 '15

Ugh - my mother used to tell me I should wear bandaids over my nips because they are always "on." They're nips, everybody has some, and no freaking way am I ripping bandaids off my damn nipples everyday.

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u/Sarahthelizard Jul 14 '15

Gentlemen...

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u/ladymoonshyne Jul 14 '15

Ugh yeah fuck that. I do use bandaids if I am going out and I am wearing a tight bodysuit or something like that, but usually my clothes are dark and loose, so I get away with no bra.

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u/shewrites Jul 14 '15

I decided not to worry about it one little bit. Being prude is just too nonsensical for me. Mom, on the other hand - yikes!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I'm a guy so I wouldn't know, but why would you do that? Why not just put the bandaid on the inside of the shirt/bra instead?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

the bandaid is for when you're not wearing a bra so your nipples aren't poking out...so putting it on the inside of a bra makes no sense...also shirts move around..so if you put the bandaids on the shirt where your nipples would be, your nipples will just be somewhere else when you sit down or if the shirt wrinkles or whatever

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u/shewrites Jul 16 '15

Boobs tend to move - quite a lot, actually.

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u/slayer1am Jul 14 '15

Carrie?

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u/shewrites Jul 14 '15

No bucket of pig's blood here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I could see that being a bit weird for your dad and that might be the reason. My mom would occasionally just be chilling without a bra and it was not OK.

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u/ladymoonshyne Jul 14 '15

Yeah my step dad never even wears pants in the house. My mom always said it was different because she couldn't specifically see his dick through his underwear, which you totally could and it was generally way more unpleasant than my nips (though I might be biased)

I still don't wear a bra usually I don't wear white shirts and I don't live at home so she doesn't bitch at me anyomore :) haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I still don't wear a bra

Outside of the house too? There is a special place in my heart for women that don't wear bras.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Yeah that's ridiculous. I'm a little turned on if I see the side of a girl's bra sorority style through her shirt sleeve, but that's because I'm looking at the part that covers her boob and so is boob-like in shape (I assume that's why they intentionally wear those shirts with the huge sleeve holes). The strap doesn't do anything for me. I feel the same way about the top bit of my boxers showing. Not full on gangster sag, just a tiny bit.

"Your boxers are showing". Okay? Some piece of clothing that every dude wears, so it isn't like seeing a girl having a thong on. This is standard. It's attached to a naughty bits a a few inches away and so vaguely has something to do with sexualness in their mind I've gathered. I'm not going to sag on purpose but if you see the top centimeter of my boxers I'm not really going to care.

It is awkward if a couple 11 year old girls start giggling over it though. That's the only time I adjust it in a casual setting like that.

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u/kdoodlethug Jul 14 '15

Hahaha. I wish people weren't so vague, I am not observant enough to guess what they want.

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u/InadequateUsername Jul 14 '15

In highschool I told a girl in front of her that her tag from her bra was showing and everyone in the general vicinity looked at me like I was weird for pointing it out.

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u/in_cahoootz Jul 14 '15

Maybe, perhaps they're trying to be sensitive to you. They don't know that your perfectly comfortable with the situation, not that it's the same thing but if my fly is down I don't want someone yelling it across the room.

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u/kdoodlethug Jul 14 '15

That's fair. I can acknowledge that they're trying to be helpful and I appreciate that. It is usually girls who do it though, and usually I am friends with them as well. Most of them have worn tank tops or whatever and had their straps showing before, so it just seems out of place for them to suddenly care about that.

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u/jhutchi2 Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

God I know people are so annoying. When they come up and are like "PSSST HEY YOUR BALLS ARE SHOWING" jeeze I know, people have balls get used to it.

Edit: I'm making a joke people, your balls shouldn't be showing in public.

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u/FicklePickle13 Jul 14 '15

Yes, because one's underwear is the same thing as one's genitalia.

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u/cowboyrepeater Jul 14 '15

I myself don't really care if my bra is showing—bras are things! Everyone knows this! But some of my friends just don't like how it looks with their outfit and have been like, "dude, why didn't you tell me my strap was showing?" Can't please everyone?

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u/LastPageofGatsby Jul 13 '15

I don't understand it. Can't wait for that crap to go away.

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u/Fat_Walda Jul 14 '15

Visible bra straps used to bother me when I was a teenager. My mom wisely told me, "better that they see your bra than your boobs." That advice has stuck with me.

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u/i_are_pant Jul 14 '15

That's .5 deduction right there...

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u/HowlingBukowski Jul 14 '15

Also if a girl adjusts anything but her bra, if my panties are riding up uncomfortably I'm going to try and discreetly remove them from my cavernous ass.

Horrible memory from middle school: I had stupid ridiculous wedgie, put my back to the lockers and nonchalantly pulled my underwear (through my jeans my hand wasn't down my pants or anything) to the slide a little so it would remove itself from my ass crack. I thought I was hiding it excellently until this gap toothed redneck boy I barely knew yells loudly "EWWWW SHE DUG HER BUTT!!!" I was fucking horrified.

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u/Observante Jul 14 '15

Girls adjusting their bras seem to make me need to adjust my penis. Must be a social thing, like yawning.

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u/Matti_Matti_Matti Jul 14 '15

When I see you adjust your penis, I like to eat a banana.

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u/Physgun Jul 14 '15

that goes in an infinite cycle of having to adjust again and you eating more bananas.

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u/ClockworkPepsi Jul 13 '15

I hate this so much. Not so much nowadays, but when I was younger (like, I dunno, 7-12 years?), I don't know why, but I always felt uncomfortable if my dick wasn't facing upward. If it was straight down, to the side, or in an even remotely horizontal direction, I felt physically uncomfortable.

I know some people must have noticed me "re-adjusting," and I knew they were a little disgusted or confused. Well, it was either committing this taboo sin or walking around like an awkward idiot for an hour.

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u/actual_factual_bear Jul 13 '15

wasn't facing upward

wait, what?

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u/ZzombieCake Jul 13 '15

Touching your belly.

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u/thebeef24 Jul 14 '15

I'm guessing OP wasn't aware they can hang that way. I'm a "down and to the left" kinda guy myself.

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u/tbonemcmotherfuck Jul 14 '15

Limp dick pretending to be a boner.

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u/Bohzee Jul 14 '15

penises are flexible, you know.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis

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u/Harry101UK Jul 14 '15

actual_factual_bear just has a permanent hard-on.

Don't judge.

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u/attrox_ Jul 14 '15

I'm 36 and I still feel this way...

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u/V-noir Jul 14 '15

I had the exact same thing. I even thought at one moment, how will i ever be able to drive a car if I need to re-adjust so often.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I used to do the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

That still bothers me if I'm chubbin. It slowly makes its way until it's normal to the ground and then I can't feel it as much so I slowly go soft which causes it to brush against my boxers as it goes down which stimulates me again in some sort of perpetual boner machine. It doesn't happen much any more because I'm no longer a horny teenager but every once in a while some girl is flirting and the cycle is initiated again.

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u/dorkface95 Jul 14 '15

Whenever I adjust my boobs in public, I feel like people start staring in hopes of a nip slip or a better angle.

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u/adamd22 Jul 14 '15

I feel like I'd do it out of curiosity more than anything. I'd probably do the same thing for a guy adjusting. It's probably because it's such a taboo act.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Of course.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I'm so sorry

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u/tbonemcmotherfuck Jul 14 '15

Sorry we can't help it

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u/AssCrackBanditHunter Jul 14 '15

There's usually a jiggle, and guys love that jiggle. I'm sorry

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u/helloiamsilver Jul 14 '15

People arent ok when I have to literally adjust my boobs though. I have large boobs and if I go braless, they often sink below their designated location and the only way to get comfy again is to reach down my top and pull them back up. Thats not considered acceptable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Yea I can see people whining about that unfortunately.

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u/skim-milk Jul 14 '15

Your boobs must not be all that big, I'm only a D cup and I haven't been able to comfortably go braless since junior high.

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u/helloiamsilver Jul 14 '15

I'm a 44D/42DD. You just have to find clothes that allow for bralessness. The dresses I don't wear bras with are snug along the chest so it gives a teeny bit of support (I still usually have to adjust as seen above) and have thick enough fabric that my nips won't show through. I still wear a bra with the vast majority of my clothes.

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u/skim-milk Jul 15 '15

Huh. The only dress I've ever been functionally able to go braless in was a renaissance festival style dress I borrowed from a friend a few years ago when we went to renfest (and I spent the entire day terrified my boobs were going to pop out lol). Maybe I will check to see if any of the clothes I have will allow free-boobin... I guess overall I just really prefer the shape bras give my boobs, nice round cleavage and such. I figure, what's the point of having awesome big boobs if you just let em flop around and look sad, you know?

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u/headsup_lucky_penny Jul 14 '15

Boobs and dicks are very different. And it's far more acceptable for a guy to fix an itch in his pants than for a girl to. But I still think if you're uncomfortable you should be able to take care of it with out being scrutinized.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Wedgies in dresses are really the pits.

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u/headsup_lucky_penny Jul 14 '15

Oh god I know! Especially if you're wearing Lacy underwear. It seems like it happens twice as fast and is 1000 times more uncomfortable.

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u/Shcent Jul 14 '15

Well it all depends if you put your hand IN your pants or not while adjusting

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Kinda hard to adjust without doing that.

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u/pokedoll Jul 14 '15

Last time I checked boobs =/= genitals

If a girl started messing with her cooch in public I'm pretty sure people would be as disgusted

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u/BlayreWatchesYou Jul 14 '15

If a girl adjusts her panties it's either automatically sexual or prude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I think it's because people associate genitals as "germ factory's" and chests aren't, so unless you're going to wash your hands afterwards that's probably why they get upset.

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u/counters14 Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

It didn't bug me until about 10 seconds ago when I thought about it and realized what a huge double standard there is.

A woman is uncomfortable and pulls her chesticles out of her bra to set them better? No problem! A dude takes a long stride and adjusts the undergarments inconspicuously and someone happens to glance over and notice? Registered sex offender.

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u/ustrinanongrata Jul 14 '15

I think guys tend to get the worse of it but speaking from experience, people are not that cool on a girl adjusting the chesticles. You get a lot of disapproving looks and occassionally a lecture a few minutes to hours later from grandma

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u/counters14 Jul 15 '15

Well, I thought about it some more and realized its a non-issue. I grab my junk and physically relocate it often enough in public and I've never really gotten so much as a crooked glance. If I had my hands actually inside my pants it may be a different story, but its not as bad as my comment would have liked to make it out to be.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

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u/counters14 Jul 15 '15

The stride and readjust is a combined manoeuvre. One doesn't happen without the other. The stride is to unstick and position the junk correctly, and the readjust just pulls the material out so it isn't all bunched up from the strategic side switch.

Ball physics is a very complex science.

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u/TrueTurtleKing Jul 13 '15

Just don't make eye contact while you're doing it

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

JUST DO IT

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15 edited Jan 28 '20

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u/kiocloud Jul 14 '15

YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

DON'T LET DREAMS BE DREAMS

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u/Bennyboy1337 Jul 13 '15

Guy adjusts self, proceeds to shake your hand

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u/LastPageofGatsby Jul 13 '15

If it's outside his pants, I don't care.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

His hand is warm from the crotch heat. You've touched his crotch by proxy.

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u/LastPageofGatsby Jul 14 '15

I'm fine with it. It's not like his dick-heat can spread STDs. If that were true I'd probably never leave my house again.

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u/0Lezz0 Jul 14 '15

you are literally hand-shaking his balls. too much?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I'm sure you mean "Figuratively" or at a push "Essentially".

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

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u/smokinJoeCalculus Jul 14 '15

...jesus, dude..

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I wish I could grab my boobs at work. Under bra, the whole nine. It feels nice after a few hours of work and they're all sweaty and need a breather. I do that when I'm alone. I have to consciously make attempts not to do it at work. :(

Unfortunately, it means a lot to dudes who are looking on.

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u/daBroviest Jul 14 '15

And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.

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u/jeffhardydoesajump Jul 13 '15

Needs to be done!

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u/PokemasterTT Jul 14 '15

What if I have both boobs and a penis?

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u/LastPageofGatsby Jul 14 '15

Adjust with both hands.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

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u/LastPageofGatsby Jul 14 '15

Yes. I should clarify. Keep it outside of clothes, please.

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u/Rogork Jul 14 '15

For me the actual adjusting part isn't as big (harhar) as what follows: whoever in front of you will naturally follow your hand movement to your crotch, and sometimes stay there a while, this almost always makes me uncomfortable especially around people I don't know that well.

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u/ThellraAK Jul 14 '15

I work in a teen home, adjust yourself, here is some hand sanitizer. Rest your hand? An hour of punitive housework for you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

It makes me salivate!

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u/LastPageofGatsby Jul 14 '15

I'm glad you can so enjoy the small things in life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

This has nothing to do with anything, but did you know that Ellen Pao became a mod of a popular SRS subreddit today?

I guess what they were saying about her was right!

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u/The_Lonesome_Drifter Jul 14 '15

So I totally did this in front of a friend/coworker recently. I did it without knowing they were there and they looked totally disgusted. Goodbye workplace sexual tension.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I used to do that all of the time when I played tee ball and was really confused when I was told not to.

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u/Psudopod Jul 14 '15

Just yesterday my nips were sooo itchy. I really wanted to give them a scratch through my bra, but I was right in public, with my mom. My mom who considers having a bra-strap showing a faux-pas. I wish there wasn't the possibility that a stranger or your mother would pitch a fit when you just itched your nips.

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u/NotUrMomsMom Jul 14 '15

As long as they keep their hands on the outside of the clothing it's cool

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u/Diauxreia Jul 14 '15

This needs more upvotes. Pants are uncomfortable. Bras are (probably, I assume) uncomfortable. Sometimes, you just need to make a quick shift and life gets 100% better.

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u/sicengel663 Jul 14 '15

This is something that should be understood. If a person is uncomfortable then why the hell not just adjust themselves. Everyone deserves to be comfortable. The only time it could get weird is if someone tried to "help" (lol slight lame joke at the end)

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u/Afarian Jul 14 '15

My wife gets PISSSSSSSED when I adjust myself in public, do whatcha gotta do.

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u/IDontHaveAnyCrack Jul 14 '15

Gotta make sure all the furniture's in the right room.

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u/Shivadxb Jul 14 '15

youve got to be pretty selfish to be upset with a guy unsticking nut sack from the inside of his leg on a hot day

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u/LostHobo143 Jul 14 '15

I agree, it's not disturbing at all to adjust yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

As long as your hands stay outside your pants some people

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u/antonrough Jul 14 '15

I itch my dick when I want, I could give a shit. If you want to watch me that badly go right ahead buddy

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u/bayoubevo Jul 14 '15

Agree. But when you are a co-worker who does it constantly-there is an issue that needs to be addressed otherwise you run the risk of being referred to as either Itchy or Scratchy behind your back.

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u/cool_e_coli Jul 14 '15

don't let your dreams be dreams

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u/sai_sai33 Jul 14 '15

I don't understand why it's wrong though. 😕

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u/clay_helmet Jul 14 '15

Also on that matter having an itch in your groin area that needs to be tended to but you don't want to look like some creep rubbing their junk.

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u/mortuusanima Jul 14 '15

Pulling underwear out of your butt crack is the girl equivalent to adjusting your balls.

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u/Hubley Jul 14 '15

Seriously if it's gotta be done it's gotta be done

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u/TheOtherMatt Jul 14 '15

Are we allowed to help others?

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u/candyslick Jul 14 '15

That's socially unacceptable in public? I've been doing it wrong all these years.

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u/nevik86 Jul 14 '15

As long as it's over the clothes. No hands down the pants readjusting please.

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u/NotATheologian Jul 14 '15

Sometimes you just gotta pinch and roll, man.

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u/p3ngwin Jul 14 '15

tell me about it.

i was "adjusting" myself for about 20 minutes in front of the Victoria's Secret Shop the other day.

You wouldn't believe how much of a prude the security guard was !

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u/jseego Jul 14 '15

Let's hang out

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u/theOTHERdimension Jul 14 '15

I'm like this with my friends, if I'm close with them I'll be like "I have a front wedgie, can you cover me?" And they'll stand in front of me while I fix it. Very helpful when in public

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u/thatguyblah Jul 14 '15

people are pretty accepting of caitlin jenner's adjustment

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u/Delsana Jul 14 '15

Well if you insist takes off pants and begins moving things around.

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u/Kokana Jul 14 '15

I have really large breasts. I cannot find a properly fitting bra to save my life and feel the need to adjust frequently. It can be embarrassing when I am noticeably caught doing so. I always try to play it off. But I do it way to much because I'm never comfortable for very long. I know some people see me and assume I am fluffing myself up but really its about feeling comfortable. Its because suck a constant frequent norm for me its hard for me not to be super self conscience.

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u/Zoltarr777 Jul 14 '15

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I sometimes sort the pleat in my jeans out because it looks like I'm erect, but then I get the feeling it looks like I'm flicking a boner into my waistband. Catch 22 situation.

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u/sallypants27 Jul 14 '15

When I'm adjusting I look whoever I'm talking to straight in the eyes. Not my fault if they gaze drifts down.

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u/stelliokonto Jul 14 '15

Exactly this. Women need to adjust their boobs because they're bouncy things that can get out of line. Men need to adjust their balls/dick either due to uncomfortable leg sticking or just a weird spot they're sitting in.

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u/BH_Andrew Jul 14 '15

instructions unclear, arrested for public masturbation.

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u/kilkil Jul 14 '15

It's just a little surreal, because you expect to keep using the same pronouns as when you first met the person, but then you have to forcefully change it in your head.

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u/Olioliooo Jul 14 '15

I do this all the time. Fuck the haters.

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u/ZachMartin Jul 14 '15

Yes, but you have to pretend like you're disgusted when a hot girl in yoga pants adjusts her thong right in front of you and you're with your significant other. Yes, this happens a lot. I live in manhattan, yoga pants in manhattan are like jeans in the midwest.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

This is one of the reasons why I hated dating girls as a teenager. It was the same shit every time. She'd look at me like 'Ewwwww he shuffled a bit.' Dating dudes was so much easier.