r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/bryan_sensei Jul 13 '15

If it's a small party then we always thank the host for the invite and offer to help clean up. But at a big event (wedding, etc) sometimes it's best just to bolt.

Our decision usually goes like this:

Me: IGB? (Irish Goodbye)

Wife: IGB (nods head)

We both exit the wedding/party. If we pass the host we thank them and tell them we're off, if not we just keep going.

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u/hamfraigaar Jul 13 '15

Yeah telling the host goodbye is polite, but I don't see any reason to have to say goodbye to everyone, either. As a kid, I'd be forced to say goodbye to every single person, no matter if there were 8 or 80 of them. The ones I never even said hi to, too. My dad still gives me shit if I just book it at family events.

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u/FullmentalFiction Jul 14 '15

I have an uncle that just ups and leaves at anything in a group larger than 5 people. Everyone in the family thought it was incredibly rude but I never really cared. Then again, when you go to a family reunion with 60+ people and every single damn one of them (even those you've never met before) expects a hello and goodbye as well as a 10 minute conversation at one point, It's no wonder he perfected the art of sneaking out. I want to do that sometimes too, but I happen to be really bad at sneaking in general (also my dad would kill me if I did that at a family gathering).

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u/AttheCrux Jul 13 '15

As an Irish person,

I've never heard of an Irish Goodbye, what is it referring to?

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u/bryan_sensei Jul 13 '15

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u/AttheCrux Jul 13 '15

ah, I see.

Well, it was going to be drinking, theft or violence, I suppose this is the best outcome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Not really, since it's 1 with implied 3.

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u/AttheCrux Jul 14 '15

I was being magnanimous.

We're not supposed to be offended after all.

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u/coaringrunt Jul 13 '15

Fun fact: in Germany we call this act 'doing a Polish'.

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u/Impal0r Jul 14 '15

Or 'French goodbye', probably because a French guy once snuck out before a pipe organ battle with J.S. Bach.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I call it 'Pulling a Houdini'.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Fucking christ.

AttheCrux may be taking it OK but I am finding it seriously offensive.

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u/Slyj0ker Jul 14 '15

I'm more offended about you engaging in intercouse with our Lord and savior.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Ah, but I am Irish and you aren't Christ.

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u/relevantusername- Jul 13 '15

Wait I'm Irish what's this about a goodbye?

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u/greffedufois Jul 13 '15

Haha, once the first 'bye' happens you're in for another half hour of talking while saying bye at least.

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u/Matti_Matti_Matti Jul 14 '15

Is that racist? Just wondering.