r/AskReddit • u/gnaan • Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

people can see ur farts wtf

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u/t-poke Jul 13 '15

You can't see me fart, but you can see me lift my leg up, followed by a sigh of relief on my face and the windows going down.

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u/FUCK_ASKREDDIT Jul 13 '15

You don't like to soak in the smelly scent?

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u/AitherInfinity Jul 13 '15

Soak was a great choice of word there sir.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/gotbeefpudding Jul 14 '15

i've always used the term "stew"

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u/FUCK_ASKREDDIT Jul 14 '15

Thank you, I like to include interesting illiteration if possible

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u/TehBlackNinja Jul 14 '15

Kinda reminds me of this

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u/LordWom Jul 14 '15

Before I clicked your link I was expecting it to be this clip https://youtu.be/-y7xrSs4xGI

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u/angrytortilla Jul 14 '15

Cracking the sunroof on a cold winter day. That's a stinky car move.

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u/_Circle_Jerker Jul 14 '15

You mean up.

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u/siempreloco31 Jul 13 '15

You mean you can't? That must be embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

HA! Way to fart, no fart!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

go to the hospital right now

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u/satanicleaftailgecko Jul 14 '15

This would be wonderful. No longer would I be blamed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

He's blind, you insensitive baboon.

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u/zeus_is_back Jul 13 '15

http://giphy.com/search/thermal-fart

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u/lalaowai Jul 14 '15

Thanks for that, best laugh I've had all day for some reason.

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u/ACIIgoat Jul 13 '15

Green stink lines

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u/Cerater Jul 13 '15

Poo is solid fart

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/quinniewynn Jul 14 '15

Me too. I was looking for one comment not making a joke back but just acknowledging how funny it was.

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u/Sloi Jul 13 '15

Birthday suit + Baby powder, bro.

Baby powder.

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u/Georgia_Ball Jul 13 '15

Maybe they can though

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u/Radvila Jul 13 '15

Now that might lead to business and moneys. Viewable farts.

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u/darklinkuk Jul 13 '15

A lot of people make small movements when they fart. They twitch their eye or something.

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u/makinbacon24-7 Jul 13 '15

That's called poop

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

he is powerful

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u/AmoebaProteusFhtagn Jul 13 '15

Ah, the ol' Reddit fart-o-roo

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u/Pernus Jul 14 '15

Hold my anus, I'm going in!

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u/SirensToGo Jul 13 '15

You mean you don't see yours?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I'd never imagine a comment like this getting over 1000 upvotes. Reddit.

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u/absump Jul 13 '15

"Wear eye protection. Do not look into fart."

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

The 7th Sense: "I see people farts"

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u/gormster Jul 14 '15

Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard what the hell

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u/jinxjar Jul 14 '15

It's like ocean spray, butt brown.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

They eat a lot of carrots...

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u/HungNavySEAL300Kills Jul 14 '15

He's just driving around town in a dirty fish bowl that motherfucker

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u/TheNotoriousReposter Jul 14 '15

It's the facial expression, man

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u/NotInvitedGuy Jul 14 '15

They can smell you come too

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u/underwriter Jul 14 '15

chipotle does that

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u/803Tiger72 Jul 14 '15

He huffs a lot of paint

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

What the fart!?

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u/Abstker Jul 14 '15

Well, you see, Officer, I farted BEFORE you got to my window.

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u/CainRedfield Jul 14 '15

He has a bad case of the protein farts

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u/bigbadbouncer Jul 14 '15

It's called a shart

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u/akohlsmith Jul 14 '15

What's green and stinks? The Hulk's farts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I wonder if the invisible man's farts are visible and his shits invisible.

Imagine stepping in said invisible shit, slipping on it smearing it all over the back of your shirt, and wondering why you smell shit for the rest of the day.

Oh, invisible man, you prankster you.

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u/nadarko Jul 14 '15

No, that would be silly. We just have a pre-fart division.

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u/BAD10 Jul 14 '15

My brother and I came up with a movie idea based on this when we were kids. We called it Technicolor Toots.

We're looking for backers...

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u/Feeds_On_Anger Jul 14 '15

They can see his children clawing the windows.

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u/FallenXxRaven Jul 14 '15

The brown streak coming out of his shorts gave it away.

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u/Theoz Jul 14 '15

Wish I had money for gold. That one got me.

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u/Paid_Internet_Troll Jul 13 '15

Haven't you ever seen a cartoon? It's like a green cloud.

You just need the special glasses and you can see them like everyone else does.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

You mean people can't see yours? Weirdo

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u/Cheeseologist Jul 14 '15

By "fart," /u/geeky_username means shitting all over himself/herself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Are we slowly transforming into tumblr?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

who the fuck do u think u are m8

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

frist off all how DARE yo u

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u/spiritriser Jul 13 '15

Bold letters trigger me

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u/Xiagax Jul 13 '15

LOUD NOISES