r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/GreenGemsOmally Jul 13 '15

I've started doing this now that I've got a little expendable income and I realize that I love going to the movies, but I hated the hassle of getting a group together to pick a time, arrange rides, select a movie everybody likes, etc. I'm normally a really social guy but after a few movies by myself, I realize that it's awesome. I went and saw Interstellar because I had a few hours in Chicago by myself and I recently went and saw Jurassic World because nobody else was free. Agreed, 10/10 would recommend.

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u/tessellated0505 Jul 13 '15

I saw The Grey by myself and I loved it. I watched it again with friends after it came out on DVD and they totally ruined it for me.

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u/thejesse Jul 13 '15

The only two movies I've seen alone are Interstellar and The Grey.

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u/MyLegsTheyreDisabled Jul 13 '15

The Judge was my first movie alone. It was me and a few old ladies. It was amazing!

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u/nom_cubed Jul 13 '15

Have you ever gone to a movie alone... and then realized no one else is in the theater? It's like your own private screen. Except when it's a horror flick and then you're totally getting the fear.

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u/SuperPwnerGuy Jul 14 '15

The trick is to going on a weekday for the first showing of the day, my theater has an early bird special for $4.50 for a 9 am show, NO ONE EVER GOES , Avengers : Age of Ultron was 10x better without hearing 100 normies munch popcorn simultaneously

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u/s0m3th1ngUn0r1g1n4l Jul 14 '15

This. I did exactly this when the first Avengers film came out. It was amazing. Hardly anyone around to ruin it. It was a great time.

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u/MyLegsTheyreDisabled Jul 14 '15

I saw Mockingjay on a Friday showing around 12 pm. It was opening day and there were seriously only 5 other people there. It was fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

NORMIES, GET OUT.

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u/spikewolf123 Jul 14 '15

I did this for Paranormal Activity 4, say what you will about the franchise but when you're alone in the cinema and it's on a huge screen in front of you it's bloody scary.

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u/tessellated0505 Jul 14 '15

I saw Toy Story 3 by myself, probably the worst movie to see alone...

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u/dash-happy Jul 13 '15

Yes! Interstellar was the first movie I watched alone, also, since all of my friends had already watched it and I didn't want them to inadvertently give anything away. I'm thinking of doing the same with Jurassic World.

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u/InappropriateComrade Jul 14 '15

That's why I sit alone in front of my PC/TV and watch movies. I love the cinema, but people like to be assholes and talk or text or whatever. Fuck them. I want to enjoy the fucking movie, that's why I'm here. If you wanna talk, get the fuck out.

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u/r4ve88 Jul 14 '15

/r/interstellar. Still active today even though the movie came out ages ago.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

It was my first alone movie too! I took myself on a date for Chinese mall food and a movie (SO was at a conference) and I drank right around 40oz water before I sat down at the theater. I didn't even realize I had to pee until the credits rolled- and that's a 3hr long film. What an amazing experience, I was so involved in it. I've been going alone every once in a while since.

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u/DerivativeMonster Jul 14 '15

I saw the Incredibles, everyone else wanted to see Oceans whatever's the number was at the time. I didn't, told them I'd wait for them since mine got out earlier. I came out satisfied, they came out disappointed.

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u/GeorgeStark520 Jul 13 '15

I wanted to watch interstellar in IMAX, but all my friends said that it was too expensive. I went by myself, and it is no doubt the best cinematic experience I have lived through.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

My friends doesn't love the movies as much as I do, or not enough to ahem pay for them at least so I simply got tired of harassing them (and they're probably glad for it too) to go for this and that movie so I just started to go alone.

Would also recommend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I think I'm going to try this with bowling.

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u/tessellated0505 Jul 13 '15

Bowling and ice skating (if you can skate well enough) are a enjoyable alone. It's like a different experience in itself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I dream about being able to bowl a frame and immediately being able to bowl the next one without waiting for anybody else.

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u/Bumwax Jul 13 '15

I usually go and play pool alone when I'm in the mood.

Doing things alone with music or a podcast or whatever in your ears is pretty awesome sometimes.

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u/McDLT2 Jul 13 '15

Sick reference bro.

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u/merelyadoptedthedark Jul 13 '15

I started doing this a couple years ago...it has become a habit now and I really don't like going to the movies anymore with other people. It's not like you need to talk to each other during the movie.

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u/bugattibiebs Jul 14 '15

This is what really gets me. You don't talk to the people you go with anyways and half the time we don't even talk about the movie much afterwards.

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u/brbroome Jul 13 '15

I work across the street from a very nice theater, it's glorious when I'm done work early.

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u/LaSerpant Jul 13 '15

We seem to be the same person, went to the same movies in the same city by myself as well.

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u/GreenGemsOmally Jul 13 '15

Holy shit me, you need to clean your room. :P

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u/Lordanub Jul 13 '15

Lets not forget the best reason. I don't have to constantly explain which one is the bad guy. And who "that" person is and "why are they doing that"

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u/GreenGemsOmally Jul 13 '15

People who talk during movies annoy me. I don't mind as much if it's at home and I can pause the movie, but in the theater it drives me up a wall. I paid money to be here, ask me after.

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u/Bushinoeight Jul 13 '15

Lol. I just saw Ex Machina when I fucking felt like it this last semester of college. Pop that popcorn for me. I am the reason you have a job, and you're damn right I'm getting this entire aisle to myself. Best movie time ever. Something, something procrastinating finals studying.

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u/Kitviator Jul 13 '15

Are you me?

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u/Bushinoeight Jul 16 '15

What happens to me if I fail your test?

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u/KNBeaArthur Jul 13 '15

I never understood why it is so important to sit in the dark in silence for two hours with someone else, I'm perfectly capable of doing it solo.

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u/Haydorama Jul 13 '15

I'd have gone see Jurassic world with you, great film

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Somebody once explained it to me like this:

"You're going to be sat in the dark for two hours, not talking."

Since then, I've learnt I actually prefer going to the cinema on my own.

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u/betterthanyoda56 Jul 13 '15

I live in SF and the Metreon downtown has 10 pinball machines outside the theater. Jack fucking pot

*pool tables to pinball machines. I'm at a bar

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u/espais Jul 13 '15

How were you not found by the Singles Police?

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u/ChicagoTechRecruiter Jul 14 '15

I just saw Jurassic World by myself a few weeks ago! A lot of people had already seen it and I didn't want to wait to wrangle a group to go. It was awesome and going to the movies solo is an experience I tend to repeat!

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u/motodriveby Jul 14 '15

My warning to you is be careful. I have loved solo activities for a decade now. I consider myself a social gent as well and always have. It may sound weird but I grew to love my solo time.

To the point that people stopped inviting me anywhere because I said no so often. Five kids in my family, involved church life, social was what I knew.

Realizing I had the power to say no to an invite, the power to decide when and where I chose to spend my time, was addicting. I lost the social aspect of living life, and started doing everything by myself until I realized that I literally did everything by myself.

Realizing I didn't want to spend the rest of my life like that, I've started swinging back the other way. Saying yes when I didn't want to, inviting a few people over to watch the game I had planned on watching alone, basically feels like I need to force myself to feel the draw of social interaction.

The irony of what I advise is not lost on me, as I sit at a bar on my fifth beer, finished with dinner as the last third of the Haiti/Honduras match begins. I neglected to invite a few friends I know for a fact are watching right now, and I hate that I learn more about me through inspection of other people than I do through introspection.

Anyway, I hate tl;dr's, but balance solo time with social time. You'll find harmony in the balance.

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u/HungNavySEAL300Kills Jul 14 '15

I wanted to go out to see a blockbuster, looked up all the ones they had showing, ended up choosing one I wouldn't have asked someone else to see with me, kind of a historical romance, sparse theater with mostly only adults, good experience good movie. The Water Diviner

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Watched movie alone, had a blast. Girlfriend mad, we go for same movie. Movie is shit now, feels bad man

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u/herrbz Jul 14 '15

Well this all sounds very positive. Think I'll treat myself to a meal, beer, and movie all by my lonesome this weekend, it sounds pretty awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Man this seems cool. Want to go watch a movie with me?

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u/TomSG Jul 14 '15

I went to see Interstellar alone at 11:30pm on a random tuesday night after it'd been out for over a month. I was the only guy in the entire screen. They played that movie "just" for me. It was absolutely amazing. Having the whole screen to yourself late at night is something only millionaires can dream of. I highly recommend it!.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I watched interstellar alone in IMAX. I went during a weird time and the theater was basically empty. It was... Amazing. Sorry, got emotional thinking about how awesome it was.

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u/Dorocche Jul 14 '15

I'm not gonna diss going to the movies solo, because it is great. But I think the main reason you have bad memories of doing it in groups is the method; you said "hey let's see a movie," got a group together, and chose a movie. But completely stress free and super easy is to only go to the movies when there's a movie you want to see. A group forms around the movie, and you don't have to choose a movie for the group.

Of course, I don't mind sharing snacks, but if you don't I'm sure you won't lose any friends.

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u/William_Buxton Jul 14 '15

My Interstellar experience was not so stellar because of the giggling and jokes that were made by my friend group. You might be thinking "What jokes? It's not like you can easily make fun of the movie." I would agree. Their jokes were just bad. "Haha he said tesseract like in The Avenegers haha!" It's still one of my favorite movies, though.

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u/lord_james Jul 14 '15

My standing rule is to tell the friends who might find the movie interesting when and what I'm seeing. If they're free, splendid. If not, it's whatever.

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u/StaySwoleMrshmllwMan Jul 14 '15

Hey, Interstellar was the last movie I saw alone! Wife was feeling sick but told me to go anyway. Great experience.

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u/religion_idiotizes Jul 14 '15

Totally agree. Near my childhood home in LA, there's a theater where we used to go as kids. It's since fallen on hard times and in an effort to save itself it's become one of those second-run cheap theaters, and I freaking love it.

$3.00 for a movie most days of the week, $1.50 on Sundays and Tuesdays, and $1 hot dogs every day. I'm there seeing movies alone ALL the time, and kicks so much ass.

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u/endospire Jul 14 '15

I'm on board with this. I have monthly membership card for a cinema chain that lets me see any movie for free at any time. This means I can go to the local cinema whenever.

The only reason I don't do it more often is that I really like the experience of sharing a good film with a friend, especially if it's a film I've been looking forward to (Avengers, Jurassic World, Ant Man etc). IMO nothing beats watching an awesome film with friends who are loving it as much as you are.

Something like Robocop on the other hand, I'm more than happy to watch on my lonesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I wish I had actually seen Furious 7 alone because then I wouldn't have been laughed at for crying at the ending.

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u/LurkerOrHydralisk Jul 13 '15

Getting one buddy is usually what I do. Spur of the moment, meet at the movie if we don't have time to pick each other up, grab a later showing and have dinner a beer first if we feel rushed. It's nice, and less trouble than getting half a dozen people, but I still have someone to discuss the movie with.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

More movie theaters need bar/lounge areas. And not the "$50 bag of popcorn" type places, but reasonable local places. I'm sure byzantine exclusive contracts and whatever make this hard, but I've been to a few theaters somewhat along these lines ($1-5 tickets, an actual kitchen, casual, but usually older films)