r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/double_ewe Jul 13 '15

Not yet ate at a bar alone but it's coming.

one of my favorite things in the world. just bring a book or some blue links and be as social (or not) as you want.

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u/pastahoarder Jul 13 '15

Did you mean blue links as in unchecked Reddit posts?

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u/Neutrum Jul 13 '15

What else could he mean? Sapphire cufflinks?

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u/cupcak3bak3r Jul 14 '15

I'm sitting in a hotel restaurant eating alone right now and I laughed so hard at this, I'm attracting looks

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

did you bring your cufflinks though?

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u/SapphireRyu Jul 14 '15

If you didn't, I have some. You can probably tell I specialize in them.

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u/_Circle_Jerker Jul 14 '15

Serious, I don't understand, neither the original nor the joke :(

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u/Shahjian Jul 13 '15

Well it could be a fancy restaurant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/dragoncloud64 Jul 14 '15

I wish I had money so I could give you Reddit ruby.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '15

Here, have a uranium upvote.

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u/Shvingy Jul 13 '15

Not with any color of pants you'll see me in. no sir

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u/HitlerWasADoozy Jul 14 '15

No, sausage links.

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u/Supertrample Jul 14 '15

Frozen miniature golf course?

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u/pastahoarder Jul 14 '15

Thought it could be some sort of game... or sausage

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u/Prometheus88 Jul 14 '15

I prefer to think of it as golfing on the Boise State AstroTurf...

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Blueberry necklaces?

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u/QuerulousPanda Jul 14 '15

sausages filled with food coloring so as to attract interest, confusion, and mild disgust?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

No, blue lynx. As in a wildcat with an unnatural dye job

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u/minigogo Jul 13 '15

It's how the cool kids say it.

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u/Bill_Cosby_ Jul 13 '15

I think he means Water Tunic Link

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u/BretMichaelsWig Jul 14 '15

I refuse to let this become a common phrase

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u/burnie_mac Jul 13 '15

I have a 15 dollar gift card at a local sports bar for months, have yet to go. I'll go this week.

Was gonna ask you what blue links were, haha took me a minute to get it.

But seriously, all my links are purple

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Worth it. I've gone to my favorite local bar right after work for a beer and a burger. I'll just enjoy the ability to watch ESPN, check my phone, and get fat. Edit: in public. I do that frequently at home.

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u/I_AM_POOPING_NOW_AMA Jul 13 '15

Its purple all the way down

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u/TheUglyBarnac1e Jul 13 '15

All....all of them?

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u/DontPromoteIgnorance Jul 13 '15

/r/bluelinks

They locked them away :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Oh my god, it's glorious to find a pretty empty bar on a Sunday in the fall in the US. I'll get there like an hour before football starts, order a drink with lunch and not leave until 7PM.

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u/bumblebri Jul 13 '15

Eh, I've tried reading a book in a bar. I was interrupted every 5-10 minutes by people going "What?! You're reading a book in a bar?! Fascinating! What's it about? Also, why are you reading in a bar?"

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u/PandaLover42 Jul 14 '15

Are you female? That might be a reason. I'm male, and nobody ever talks to me in a bar, with or without a book.

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u/Countsfromzero Jul 13 '15

Ebooks. Now you can stare at your phone just like everyone else, but maybe actually improve yourself. Or at least have better entertainment than whatever sportsing is occurring on the tvs.

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u/bumblebri Jul 13 '15

Ooh! Good idea, I'll try that next time.

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u/Bromlife Jul 14 '15

You need to try it at a nicer bar. Like a wine bar.

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u/IFL_DINOSAURS Jul 13 '15

so much this.

Visited KC the other week - went to Jack Stack and sat at the bar and feasted.

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u/FuckGiblets Jul 13 '15

Yeah I used to work away a lot on my own. It's fucking great to sit in a pub on my own with a book. I started doing it when I was home too.

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u/DeleriumTrigger Jul 13 '15

Seriously, I sit in a pub and read on my phone all the damn time. Oddly more relaxing than doing it at home, cause of the variety of beer I have at my disposal, and the fact I "stay on task" reading and chilling more than at home, so to speak.

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u/alanaa92 Jul 13 '15

I usually bring a book when I'm eating alone but end up surfing reddit the whole time. So much for intellectual enrichment.

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u/iLoveLamp83 Jul 14 '15

When I moved to Phoenix for a few months, I'd take my laptop and my dog to the bar around the corner and get work done. Inevitably I'd end up making friends and getting drunk, but I drafted many an email at that place.

9/10, is pretty great

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u/orangejuice456 Jul 15 '15

That is the dream. I've met quite a few adorable dogs at bars...never really met their owners...but I made new canine friends.

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u/mnwild396 Jul 13 '15

Agree with this. Shortly after moving in to my own apartment after living with room mates for years, I went to a local bar and had lunch and a few drinks on a Saturday by myself. Watched some soccer, talked to the people around me and it was super enjoyable. The hardest part is talking yourself into doing it.

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u/Opset Jul 13 '15

I've been doing this since I turned old enough to drink so I don't really think about it anymore. Can't even remember if it was hard the first time or not.

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u/mivipa Jul 13 '15

I'm all out of blue links.

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u/AtheistAustralis Jul 14 '15

Yup, I love this too. I travel somewhat frequently for work, and I love having the chance to explore a city on my own. Every night I'll go to a new place for dinner (usually a bar or something similar), eat by myself, talk to whoever I meet there, and generally have a great time. It's amazing how much more you can learn about a place when you're open to meeting new people, not just hanging out with your partner/friends/colleagues/whoever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Do it! As a former bartender, as long as you are nice and polite you will usually get great service. I loved chatting with the regulars who worked downtown and just wanted a slice of pizza and a beer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

This is the first semi-cool way I have ever heard browsing reddit described as.

"Hey man, what you doing?"

"Just scoping some blues, man."

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u/baronvonjovi Jul 14 '15

Blue links. Love it. Never heard that before, definitely using it.

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u/shrimpcreole Jul 14 '15

Or eavesdrop on the hilarious conversations of the tipsy folk.

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u/Blackwood42 Jul 14 '15

I don't do it often, but this is definitely a great way to spend some time

My last birthday,I went to my favourite pub on my own, early in the afternoon. Just sat in a corner by myself, reading a good book, drinking my favourite cider, put a couple of good songs on the jukebox, it was wonderful. Once it got to about 9pm, and the place started filling up,I was quite drunk, tottered home, picked up a pizza on the way, watched one of my favourite films and fell asleep.

Not saying I'd do that every week, but it was definitely one of the best days I've had in a couple of years

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u/traversecity Jul 14 '15

Yep, love this. Can be totally alone in a bar, or not, it's all good.

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u/UncreativeTeam Jul 14 '15

Also a good way to meet some bartenders who will eventually hook you up.

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u/Chimie45 Jul 14 '15

I live in Seoul. I eat at a pub alone all the time.

Well, after about the 5th or 6th time, I knew the bartenders and the other regulars and I was no longer eating alone. That was 4 years ago. I'm never alone now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Me too

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u/Thunderbirdfour Jul 13 '15

This is solid advice, and if bringing a book to a restaurant/bar setting makes you uncomfortable, get an e-book on your phone. All the joy of reading without needing to carry a book and no one can tell what you're doing.

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u/dragonflytype Jul 13 '15

Oddly, I got hit on more while sitting at a bar reading and minding my own business than any other time. Something about a book at a bar seems to scream "talk to me!" Apparently. And they don't take the hint.

"What are you reading?"

silently show cover, keep reading

"Oh, is it good?"

"So far" keep reading

"So what do you do here?"

Oh for the love of burgers, I read, okay? I sit here, and I eat my sandwich, and I drink my cider, and I read. Until now. ARGH.

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u/revengetothetune Jul 14 '15

Well, most people see bars as places to socialize. So it's kinda assumed that if you're there, you're at least ok with people talking to you.

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u/dragonflytype Jul 14 '15

Fair. But still, with one word non-answers you'd think they'd take a hint. Also, I didn't read every time, I would just hang out and chat with the bartenders, but I rarely got hit on then.

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u/sojerboy08 Jul 14 '15

Who the fuck brings a book to a bar.

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u/Aceinator Jul 13 '15

Sounds terrible

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