r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/burnie_mac Jul 13 '15

Moving to a new city has forced me to deal with this. Not yet ate at a bar alone but it's coming.

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u/double_ewe Jul 13 '15

Not yet ate at a bar alone but it's coming.

one of my favorite things in the world. just bring a book or some blue links and be as social (or not) as you want.

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u/pastahoarder Jul 13 '15

Did you mean blue links as in unchecked Reddit posts?

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u/Neutrum Jul 13 '15

What else could he mean? Sapphire cufflinks?

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u/cupcak3bak3r Jul 14 '15

I'm sitting in a hotel restaurant eating alone right now and I laughed so hard at this, I'm attracting looks

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

did you bring your cufflinks though?

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u/SapphireRyu Jul 14 '15

If you didn't, I have some. You can probably tell I specialize in them.

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u/_Circle_Jerker Jul 14 '15

Serious, I don't understand, neither the original nor the joke :(

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u/Shahjian Jul 13 '15

Well it could be a fancy restaurant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/dragoncloud64 Jul 14 '15

I wish I had money so I could give you Reddit ruby.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '15

Here, have a uranium upvote.

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u/Shvingy Jul 13 '15

Not with any color of pants you'll see me in. no sir

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u/HitlerWasADoozy Jul 14 '15

No, sausage links.

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u/Supertrample Jul 14 '15

Frozen miniature golf course?

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u/pastahoarder Jul 14 '15

Thought it could be some sort of game... or sausage

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u/Prometheus88 Jul 14 '15

I prefer to think of it as golfing on the Boise State AstroTurf...

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Blueberry necklaces?

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u/QuerulousPanda Jul 14 '15

sausages filled with food coloring so as to attract interest, confusion, and mild disgust?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

No, blue lynx. As in a wildcat with an unnatural dye job

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u/minigogo Jul 13 '15

It's how the cool kids say it.

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u/Bill_Cosby_ Jul 13 '15

I think he means Water Tunic Link

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u/BretMichaelsWig Jul 14 '15

I refuse to let this become a common phrase

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u/burnie_mac Jul 13 '15

I have a 15 dollar gift card at a local sports bar for months, have yet to go. I'll go this week.

Was gonna ask you what blue links were, haha took me a minute to get it.

But seriously, all my links are purple

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Worth it. I've gone to my favorite local bar right after work for a beer and a burger. I'll just enjoy the ability to watch ESPN, check my phone, and get fat. Edit: in public. I do that frequently at home.

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u/I_AM_POOPING_NOW_AMA Jul 13 '15

Its purple all the way down

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u/TheUglyBarnac1e Jul 13 '15

All....all of them?

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u/DontPromoteIgnorance Jul 13 '15

/r/bluelinks

They locked them away :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Oh my god, it's glorious to find a pretty empty bar on a Sunday in the fall in the US. I'll get there like an hour before football starts, order a drink with lunch and not leave until 7PM.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/bumblebri Jul 13 '15

Eh, I've tried reading a book in a bar. I was interrupted every 5-10 minutes by people going "What?! You're reading a book in a bar?! Fascinating! What's it about? Also, why are you reading in a bar?"

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u/PandaLover42 Jul 14 '15

Are you female? That might be a reason. I'm male, and nobody ever talks to me in a bar, with or without a book.

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u/Countsfromzero Jul 13 '15

Ebooks. Now you can stare at your phone just like everyone else, but maybe actually improve yourself. Or at least have better entertainment than whatever sportsing is occurring on the tvs.

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u/bumblebri Jul 13 '15

Ooh! Good idea, I'll try that next time.

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u/Bromlife Jul 14 '15

You need to try it at a nicer bar. Like a wine bar.

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u/IFL_DINOSAURS Jul 13 '15

so much this.

Visited KC the other week - went to Jack Stack and sat at the bar and feasted.

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u/FuckGiblets Jul 13 '15

Yeah I used to work away a lot on my own. It's fucking great to sit in a pub on my own with a book. I started doing it when I was home too.

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u/DeleriumTrigger Jul 13 '15

Seriously, I sit in a pub and read on my phone all the damn time. Oddly more relaxing than doing it at home, cause of the variety of beer I have at my disposal, and the fact I "stay on task" reading and chilling more than at home, so to speak.

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u/alanaa92 Jul 13 '15

I usually bring a book when I'm eating alone but end up surfing reddit the whole time. So much for intellectual enrichment.

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u/iLoveLamp83 Jul 14 '15

When I moved to Phoenix for a few months, I'd take my laptop and my dog to the bar around the corner and get work done. Inevitably I'd end up making friends and getting drunk, but I drafted many an email at that place.

9/10, is pretty great

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u/orangejuice456 Jul 15 '15

That is the dream. I've met quite a few adorable dogs at bars...never really met their owners...but I made new canine friends.

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u/mnwild396 Jul 13 '15

Agree with this. Shortly after moving in to my own apartment after living with room mates for years, I went to a local bar and had lunch and a few drinks on a Saturday by myself. Watched some soccer, talked to the people around me and it was super enjoyable. The hardest part is talking yourself into doing it.

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u/Opset Jul 13 '15

I've been doing this since I turned old enough to drink so I don't really think about it anymore. Can't even remember if it was hard the first time or not.

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u/mivipa Jul 13 '15

I'm all out of blue links.

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u/AtheistAustralis Jul 14 '15

Yup, I love this too. I travel somewhat frequently for work, and I love having the chance to explore a city on my own. Every night I'll go to a new place for dinner (usually a bar or something similar), eat by myself, talk to whoever I meet there, and generally have a great time. It's amazing how much more you can learn about a place when you're open to meeting new people, not just hanging out with your partner/friends/colleagues/whoever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Do it! As a former bartender, as long as you are nice and polite you will usually get great service. I loved chatting with the regulars who worked downtown and just wanted a slice of pizza and a beer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

This is the first semi-cool way I have ever heard browsing reddit described as.

"Hey man, what you doing?"

"Just scoping some blues, man."

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u/baronvonjovi Jul 14 '15

Blue links. Love it. Never heard that before, definitely using it.

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u/shrimpcreole Jul 14 '15

Or eavesdrop on the hilarious conversations of the tipsy folk.

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u/Blackwood42 Jul 14 '15

I don't do it often, but this is definitely a great way to spend some time

My last birthday,I went to my favourite pub on my own, early in the afternoon. Just sat in a corner by myself, reading a good book, drinking my favourite cider, put a couple of good songs on the jukebox, it was wonderful. Once it got to about 9pm, and the place started filling up,I was quite drunk, tottered home, picked up a pizza on the way, watched one of my favourite films and fell asleep.

Not saying I'd do that every week, but it was definitely one of the best days I've had in a couple of years

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u/traversecity Jul 14 '15

Yep, love this. Can be totally alone in a bar, or not, it's all good.

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u/UncreativeTeam Jul 14 '15

Also a good way to meet some bartenders who will eventually hook you up.

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u/Chimie45 Jul 14 '15

I live in Seoul. I eat at a pub alone all the time.

Well, after about the 5th or 6th time, I knew the bartenders and the other regulars and I was no longer eating alone. That was 4 years ago. I'm never alone now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Me too

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u/Thunderbirdfour Jul 13 '15

This is solid advice, and if bringing a book to a restaurant/bar setting makes you uncomfortable, get an e-book on your phone. All the joy of reading without needing to carry a book and no one can tell what you're doing.

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u/dragonflytype Jul 13 '15

Oddly, I got hit on more while sitting at a bar reading and minding my own business than any other time. Something about a book at a bar seems to scream "talk to me!" Apparently. And they don't take the hint.

"What are you reading?"

silently show cover, keep reading

"Oh, is it good?"

"So far" keep reading

"So what do you do here?"

Oh for the love of burgers, I read, okay? I sit here, and I eat my sandwich, and I drink my cider, and I read. Until now. ARGH.

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u/revengetothetune Jul 14 '15

Well, most people see bars as places to socialize. So it's kinda assumed that if you're there, you're at least ok with people talking to you.

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u/dragonflytype Jul 14 '15

Fair. But still, with one word non-answers you'd think they'd take a hint. Also, I didn't read every time, I would just hang out and chat with the bartenders, but I rarely got hit on then.

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u/sojerboy08 Jul 14 '15

Who the fuck brings a book to a bar.

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u/Aceinator Jul 13 '15

Sounds terrible

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/Sobertese Jul 13 '15

Scope out the pub food. Bars can have some of the shockingly best food in a city.

Plus, meet a friend over a pint and you won't have to eat alone when you don't want to.

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u/burnie_mac Jul 13 '15

I moved to a new city, haven't made any friends here yet.

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u/tughdffvdlfhegl Jul 13 '15

Go to the same bar enough and (if it's the right bar) you'll have some friends soon enough.

Warning: Bar friends are not necessarily the most stable people, nor the best for your health.

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u/ChesterHiggenbothum Jul 14 '15

Which city?

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u/burnie_mac Jul 14 '15

Minneapolis

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u/ChesterHiggenbothum Jul 14 '15

Oh, well if you were in NYC I'd take you out for a beer. Have you tried meetups? When I moved to a new city, I found it to be a pretty nice way of meeting new people. They have groups for different interests or activities, which is kind of cool. It can be difficult moving to a new place, but there are lots of people in similar situations looking for new friends. It's just a matter of going out and meeting them.

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u/Sobertese Jul 14 '15

No no, I meant there's a chance to meet someone new at the place over a drink and make new friends.

It's not a sure bet, but it's easier to break the ice over a good beer.

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u/Lasanzie Jul 13 '15

Hmm. I find eating alone at a bar to be much less awkward then in a restaurant. Not sure why.

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u/burnie_mac Jul 13 '15

It is, it's pretty much the only option for dining alone. Because you are facing the TV's and the bartender, you can talk to the bartender or those around you, or do nothing. At a table you're loneliness is on display.

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u/darktask Jul 14 '15

It's not always loneliness, sometimes people just want to enjoy their own company. Alone =/= lonely

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u/recyclopath_ Jul 13 '15

My mentality has become 'I want to go do stuff and I'm not going to wait on other people to go do it' go meet people doing things alone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

every time I eat at a bar alone I end up sparking up a conversation with the bartender or someone else eating or drinking alone. It's my favorite thing to do...

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u/TiderOneNiner Jul 13 '15

If I'm eating alone (on a business trip, etc) my go to move is going to eat at a bar. When you sit at the bar you always end up meeting some people around you to talk to, or at least the bartender. And if not there's almost always ESPN on TV. Plus beer.

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u/darktask Jul 14 '15

Eh, this can sometimes backfire. Most people equate a woman sitting at the bar alone means she's interested in company or open to being hit on. Especially hotel bars

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u/Bobo480 Jul 13 '15

Easy way to find new people to talk to, people are a bit buzzed so always more social.

The first thing I always try to do when I moved to a new town is find a bar with awesome bartenders and a good after work crowd. Becoming a regular has its perks for sure. So dont think going to often is a bad thing.

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u/Fendicano Jul 13 '15

Eating at a bar alone is great. You don't need to talk to anyone if you don't want to, and if you do there are other people there to talk to

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u/Deidra23 Jul 13 '15

Bring a book and sit at the bar. If it's a good bar you'll have interesting conversations. If it's a bad one, you have a book to read!

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u/Harry101UK Jul 14 '15

It just seems kinda strange to me, that people would sit in the middle of a public place (like a bar) and just silently sit and read a book.

I mean, you could sit at home next to your fireplace with a beer and do that.

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u/Deidra23 Jul 14 '15

Surely people get bored of their own scenery (and getting their own beers) sometimes?

To be fair, no matter how many times i've sat in a pub with a book, i never get more than a few pages read before something more interesting happens.

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u/talsiran Jul 13 '15

This. Know exactly no one outside of my coworkers (who are 20+ years older than me), so I've been going to the movies alone, shopping alone, etc. Still not eaten at a bar alone though.

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u/yeah_it_was_personal Jul 14 '15

Hell. Yes. Dude.

TL;DR~ Going to a bar alone on 4th of July kicked ass.

All my friends were busy 4th of July and I had a little extra money to play with for the first time in a while. So since I live in a small town in Texas, maybe a mile from downtown, I took my bike to the main drag to explore and look for hole in the wall places to chill at.

First stop was a café where the food was downright otherworldly. Best sandwich I've ever had, roast beef and onions caramelized to perfection. I don't even remember what it was called but I had the the most unbelievably delicious and expensive coffee drink ever, and a salad so good, I enjoyed eating the tomatoes for the first time in over a decade.

But I left unsatisfied in quantity, like any good American, so, unlike a good American, I went to a burger place across the street and ordered a giant salad. The spicy vinaigrette wasn't all that great, but it was certainly an experience. The place was alright though, and they were showing football games for both the Women's World Cup and Copa America, so that was fun to watch. After having had my fill of salad, I chatted outside with a dude on a smoke break about the penalty kick by Messi that he missed and left for my next destination.

So I biked back across the street to a bar that had hosted a small rock music festival back in May that makes its own sangria, my favorite drink. Lo and behold, it's happy hour and they're two bucks a pop. So I order and start shooting the shit with the bartender looks like something out of a Sum 41 music video, and it turns out we're both into punk and ska and reeeeaaaaally like Rancid.

So far, I'm having the time of my life getting drunk on my own at four in the afternoon.

So on like my third sangria, the bartender, the other patron at the bar, some really cute girl named Jen, and I all go out to the bar patio to smoke. We're all hanging out drinking, smoking, and listening to the Indestructible album, when I go back inside to get my drink freshened up. Well, when I come back outside there's the guy from the burger place and his friend, so I introduced myself and it turns out burger place guy speaks Spanish as well and suddenly I've made another friend.

And that's how the whole night went. People started trickling in and by the early evening, there were twelve people sitting at like five tables dragged together, including the bartender. That night, I sang Fields of Anthenry at the top of my lungs, got into arguments about Doctor Who and Firefly, flirted, made plans to start a band, and chain smoked four mini cigars.

Simply put, going out to a bar, on my own, in the middle of the afternoon, was the best decision I've ever made.

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u/DoctorCrouchJrWho Jul 13 '15

I ate at a bar one day when i was having a shitty month and just needed a day to myself. Called out of work and spent the day in the city. Went to a bar, sat at the bar, ordered a drink and read. It was nice and exactly what I needed.

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u/dinosaur_jam Jul 13 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBcWR_fArKM This is what I felt like eating by myself but it gets better.

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u/n1c0_ds Jul 13 '15

I found bars to be a little harder, but a quiet pub in the afternoon is such a nice place to find yourself in.

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u/whatthefunkmaster Jul 13 '15

I started playing pool when I moved. It was a little less intimidating to go to a pool hall alone because I had something to focus on and once you can play a little it's rare that you haven't started shooting with someone else by the end of a night.

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u/burnie_mac Jul 13 '15

started playing pool when I moved. It was a little less intimidating to go to a pool hall alone because I had something to focus on and once you can play a little it's rare that you haven't started shooting with someone else by the end of a night.

This is a great idea, I already love pool.

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u/goldishblue Jul 13 '15

Eating at a restaurant alone is an office for many of us. Tons of self employed folks work there.

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u/tmibbs89 Jul 13 '15

I just moved to a new city two weeks ago, it's not awkward eating alone at all. Though I would rather eat with someone, but that may be because I'm waiting for when my SO moves out here next month.

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u/Tag613 Jul 13 '15

Pubs are great for this, sit at the bar and order a pint and ask for the menu. Perfect quiet time.

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u/mrleetyler Jul 14 '15

do it! ...i was in a new town and had a coupon for 2 meals and 2 drinks for 10GBP ....so went and had both meals and drinks to myself ....got a few odd looks but it was a good time.

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u/ericsPOV Jul 14 '15

Eating at a bar alone great, even more so if you're in a city. Talk to the waitstaff and bartenders, tell them you're new to the area and are looking for things to do. As long as you aren't creepy or annoying, people will gladly tell you what they like about the place.

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u/ryewheats2 Jul 14 '15

Done this, is tough at first. But go to the bar and get some apps that people see and want some off (basket of fries, nachos, etc)... hang out and look like you are enjoying yourself (have an interesting story of why you are there, etc). You can attract people to talk to doing this. If you are a guy and another guy comes to talk to you, just go with it.... even if you are there to meet girls. That guy will now be your "friend" should the opportunity arise to talk to girls. This makes you WAY more approachable.

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u/ImNeworsomething Jul 14 '15

Pros: Bar food, people to talk to, beer, booze, bitches. Cons: Bar food, people talking to you, beer, booze, and bitches.

I can't decide.

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u/wombatzilla Jul 14 '15

Dude it's awesome. I used to live in a city and went out to movies alone all the time, went to the bar and ate alone. Also it was cool because the bar I went to had wifi and I could bring my laptop and sit and browse the internet while I ate my dinner.

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u/FamousOrphan Jul 14 '15

I am eating alone in a restaurant while I read this thread. IT IS AMAZING. You can do it!

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u/MillwrightGritt Jul 14 '15

I eat at bars alone quite frequently due to work. Not weird in the slightest, seeing as I almost ALWAYS make friends or meet someone anyway because everyone's drinking. Some of the best nights I've had have been with complete strangers. Like at the strip club in Laduc Alberta where I met a felon from Texas just recently released, an Australian who was only 4 hours into his first time in Canada, and a stripper with three nips.

Good times!

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u/MaddieEms Jul 14 '15

I love eating up at the bar alone. Bar snacks + beer are the best. If you get bored, watch the TV up on the screen or chit chat with your neighbor. :D

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u/belowthepovertyline Jul 14 '15

I'm a bartender. People stop in for food and a beer or two by themselves all the time. It's not weird at all. Go for it!

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u/Loving_Echos Jul 14 '15

Hey man, I moved to a new city six years ago and started going to bars alone after like 2 years, I should've started immediately. I'm not a bar fly or anything of the sort but on a Friday night after a long shift I go sit my ass in a comfy both, drink some beer and wait for the chill witnesses to bring me food and beverages, it's heavenly to be waited on after you've put in a hard week slumming it with your coworkers.

Sometimes I read, sometimes I reddit, sometimes I bring my laptop and work on my book, sometimes I sit at the bar and chat with all varieties of people.

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u/jvr7348 Jul 14 '15

Going to a bar in a new city and eating alone isn't bad. Get to know your local bartenders. They usually know your city the best and may hook you up with a free drink or two.

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u/technoglitter Jul 14 '15

It's very fun! As someone else said, you can go when you want, leave when you want, drink however much you want. Most importantly can choose your bar and to try somewhere new! I highly recommend.

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u/kf4ypd Jul 14 '15

Did it for the better part of two years before I found a reliable group of friends. I kind of miss it, ended up having a lot of chats with people I never would have said a word to otherwise.

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u/torknorggren Jul 14 '15

You're never alone at the bar. Have had some great conversations with barkeeps--any decent bartender is going to be someone who has some stories and knows how to keep a conversation going. Also, they're some of the best sources of local knowledge going.

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u/whuzez Jul 14 '15

Travel for business and you get used to eating anywhere alone really fast.

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u/MrMurgatroyd Jul 14 '15

Just do it :) Aside from anything else, you might meet some people.

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u/evixir Jul 16 '15

I did that for the first time last January in an airport sports bar. Liberating!

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u/quetzalKOTL Jul 13 '15

My boyfriend did this all the time when he spent a summer on the other coast. He got on friendly terms with the bartender and read a lot. Didn't sound so bad :)

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u/burnie_mac Jul 13 '15

For you guys, what is the other coast?

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u/quetzalKOTL Jul 13 '15

We live in California, so the East Coast. I kind of hoped that putting "other coast" would be more helpful, because for all you know he could have gone from Ohio to Virginia, but I'm not sure if it worked.

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u/burnie_mac Jul 13 '15

I understood the coast to coast part I just wanted to know from which coast to which.

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u/misssarahjane Jul 13 '15

A bar is the best first step if you want to chat with others. Sit at the bar instead of a table near someone who looks like a regular, looks like they might be alone or looks like they aren't entranced in conversation with the people they are with. The people who talk to the bartender are the best people to sit next to. You'll save the bartender from unnecessary distraction, and you'll have someone easy to talk to who probably has no trouble leading the conversation. Go to a restaurant and/or get a table if you just want some time on your own

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u/88blackgt Jul 14 '15

"The people who talk to the bartender are the best people to sit next to. You'll save the bartender from unnecessary distraction"

Not sure we can make statements like that. There are bartenders that enjoy talking to their customers and it's also part of the job.

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u/misssarahjane Jul 15 '15

Very true. I won't argue with you there.