r/AskReddit • u/gnaan • Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

"They are huge."

Wait, are you male or female?

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u/whitefox00 Jul 13 '15

hahaha female.

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u/PsychoKuros Jul 13 '15

Same response then. "They are huge"

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u/joe-h2o Jul 14 '15

Surely it would be "They are huge, they are huge"

You know... the echo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

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u/whiskeymann Jul 14 '15

I, for one, envisioned two huge vaginas. runs

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

No, the correct response is "bigger than yours".

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u/Shaysdays Jul 13 '15

Start singing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agfhgn1_yKE

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u/uizanfagit Jul 13 '15

Thought it was gonna be the "My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola" song.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Oops.

Perhaps not the best reply then.

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u/Boom_doggle Jul 13 '15

I dunno, saying "It's like a crevice in a glacier that could devour a mammoth" might get some odd looks, but would probably discourage further questions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I'm NOT trying to be rude here, but do normal sized people parts "fit" like normal ?? My wife about when through the ceiling back in the day, without some serious effort on my part beforehand and she is my height. I can't imagine what it would be like for a even smaller person?

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u/RoachPowder Jul 13 '15

Prefacing it with "I'm not trying to be rude" should be a hint that what your asking is pretty personal and rude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Yeah but this is Reddit where all we do is ask super personal questions to strangers on the internet. Just look at this subreddit.

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u/RoachPowder Jul 13 '15

That's a pretty fair point. It was still a pretty conspicuously audacious thing to ask someone who just complained about probing questions, though.

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u/QBEagles Jul 13 '15

But NOT is in all caps and bold, so it's cool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '15

Yeah, thanks. I was trying to get an honest answer to this question, but instead I hear from you that it's rude. oO

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u/RoachPowder Jul 16 '15

You can want an honest answer from someone, but that doesn't stop it from being a pretty rude and obtrusive question. You could probably get an answer from a medical professional, internet search, or individual who has not expressed distaste for intrusive questions.

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u/beastytrevor Jul 13 '15

Slightly off topic, do people ask you really inappropriate personal questions?

I'm NOT trying to be rude here, but do normal sized people parts "fit" like normal ??

Well that answered that.

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u/apoliticalinactivist Jul 13 '15

You're on the internet....just google it.

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u/ErickHatesYou Jul 14 '15

Instructions unclear, googled "dwarf dick" and got nothing but Snow White r34

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u/SlackJawCretin Jul 14 '15

I find this hard to believe. Source?

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u/GraveRaven Jul 14 '15

Erm.. Google?

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u/apoliticalinactivist Jul 14 '15

Your google-fu is weak...or strong, depending on how much you enjoyed that r34.

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u/dreadead Jul 14 '15

Just watch some dwarf porn, it will explain that to you

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u/Kenny__Loggins Jul 13 '15

"Well, not too big unless you put them in your mouth. Here, try."

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u/Inferzo Jul 14 '15

Careful, the mouth can be pretty dangerous. It's a zone that genitals probably shouldn't go in. I guess you could say that the zone is one of danger.

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u/Marimba_Ani Jul 14 '15

"They are better than average. Way better." :)

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u/King_of_the_Hobos Jul 14 '15

"Ready to play sexual roulette?"

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u/Seviceth Jul 14 '15

And here we start with the questions

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u/TheFeshy Jul 13 '15

Now you're being insensitive to dwarves and the intersexed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Does it matter? ;D