r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/TREBILCOCK Jul 13 '15

My experience of a goodbye in Ireland involves announcing you are leaving, then proceed to have another conversation in the doorway for a further hour.

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u/Terminutter Jul 13 '15

You inevitably find yourself back in the kitchen holding a cup of tea too, discussing who died recently.

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u/joanhallowayharris Jul 13 '15

Y'know yer one who lives around the corner from the shop? The one whose mam worked in the school where yer cousins went? He worked for yer uncle for a month or so? ....

He's dead.

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u/Terminutter Jul 13 '15

It's always a flat "(s)he's dead", never anything else. "Ohhh you know your auntie Maureen, always dancing at parties? She's dead. Yep, heart attack out of nowhere."

Watching my mother meet up with her family is always good.

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u/joanhallowayharris Jul 13 '15

YES. Just matter of fact, like. Usually followed by an "ah, pity".

My BF is Canadian (I'm first gen Canadian with Irish parents), and bringing him over to Ireland, or to any family events in Canada, is weird for him. He can't get over how much we talk about death. The bereavement notices on the radio really disturbed him.

My mom likes to give me the "highlight reel" as she calls it. She just lists off the people I might know who died in the past 2 weeks, and then talks about who's not well for a while so I have an idea of what next weeks' highlight reel might look like.

I feel like the Irish trade mass cards like it's a game. Like Magic: the Gathering, but Irish: the Wakening.

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u/Terminutter Jul 13 '15

Ohh, you literally do get tiny little death cards, slightly smaller than a debit card. You typically have a picture of the deceased, a little poem or prayer and generally a picture of Mary, Jesus or similar. They are sent out to family members and such upon death. It's kinda morbidly funny. Could be a bit archaic now though, I live in the UK and I feel like I am cheating when I claim to be Irish as I am only half!

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u/thisshortenough Jul 13 '15

I currently have one of my mam in my phone. My granny has a row of them of the people who have passed that she was close to all lined up at the bottom of her mirror.

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u/joanhallowayharris Jul 13 '15

There's something about mass cards in the mirror that reminds me of every elderly relative I have.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

" Mass cards in the mirror. " that's a great title to a song/ band name

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u/Divisadero Jul 13 '15

Ahhh all my family does this. People thought I was so weird at college for having mass cards on my mirror lol. (I'm 2nd generation American but my family has clung to all their little Irishisms.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I don't think it ever goes away. I'm like 4th/5th gen, and we do the cards at funerals, I usually tuck them into a picture frame. I've got 5 already this year (not a great year, unfortunately). I'm really only Catholic for weddings and funerals, but it's one of my favorite traditions - it's a lovely little reminder of the people you cared about. Do Protestants not do this?

I also get the rundown on everyone I might ever have heard of who died, not just from my mom but from all the aunts as well. It's not a family party until 6 old women have told you that Kelly, not your cousin Kelly, but your other cousin, Mike's girl? You remember Mike, he's your great uncle Danny's youngest son, lives in PA. You probably met him at young Dennis's wedding. Yeah, his daughter. She's dead.

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u/sunset_blues Jul 13 '15

Like Magic: the Gathering, but Irish: the Wakening.

Beautiful.

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u/MusaTheRedGuard Jul 14 '15

Huh...did not know that about Irish people. Gonna store that away in the ol' stereotype folder

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u/Cybertool Jul 14 '15

lol, Irish: the Wakening killed me.

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u/Leerooooy_Jenkinsss Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

Followed by 'but I only saw her last tuesday'. Amazing.

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u/greffedufois Jul 13 '15

I miss my grandma. She was the queen of calling to say something innocuous and then I'd be on the phone with her for 2 hours. I miss that.

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u/daithice Jul 13 '15

Well I say it's best to just get it over quickly, "he's dead and he's not coming back, get used to it!"

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u/finnlizzy Jul 13 '15

Uuuuuuggghhh. Huh huh. Stupid priests! Naaaaaah

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

TIL my family's Irish.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

"Ahh jaysus Maureen's youngfella?" "Yeah Maureen's boy" "Ahh that's terrible, shockin news." "T'is awful sad, awful sad." "Awful sad" "I'll light a candle for him at mass. Hopefully she'll be alright please god" "Ahh please god."

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Granda Jimmy how did you get out of your coffin?

Dank memes woke me up from the dead

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u/classy_stegasaurus Jul 13 '15

Jesus Christ, if I had a buck for every time my mom did that to me I could pull America out of it's debt

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u/MicktheSpud Jul 13 '15

Mum? What are you doing on Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Yer man, you mean. Yer one is short for yer woman.

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u/joanhallowayharris Jul 14 '15

yer right. I wasn't sure where I was going with it, to be honest.

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u/xDominus Jul 13 '15

I don't know if it's because of the many people with Irish heritage in the state, but Minnesota has this too, but we call it the "Minnesota Goodbye" where we say we are leaving, say goodbye to everyone and have a conversation as we are literally walking out of the door and taking another at least 20 minutes with that conversation before we actually leave the place. Apparently just fucking leaving is "insincere".

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u/DatHon3yBadger Jul 13 '15

That perfectly sums it up!

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u/smokski Jul 14 '15

Paddy? Ah feck not Paddy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

This is so true.

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u/giantunderpants Jul 14 '15

^ Every telephone conversation I have with my mother. You dread knowing who "so and so" is because you know they're dead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I can picture standing in my nannies kitchen and hearing my aunts have this exact convo

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I felt like I was in Ireland for a moment.

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u/Maligned-Instrument Jul 14 '15

Republic of Telly does a great sketch on this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NndzLS7JvJY

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I guess that tradition takes a few generations to die, because my Irish/German -American grandma does this. If only I had a dollar for every blank stare my mom's given her in return...

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u/dragontail Jul 13 '15

Time to go re-watch Ratcatcher...

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u/Hagathorthegr8 Jul 14 '15

I know, that's why we're drinking tonight! His corpse is keeping the whiskey cold in the parlor

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

And the person who died recently is never anyone who I know.

"Ah, sure you know John from down the road, he was your grandad's friend's cousin!'

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u/shawnisboring Jul 13 '15

Poor Angela.

And her ashes.

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u/EltaninDraconis Jul 13 '15

My family hasn't been back to Ireland in nearly 3 centuries, and this tradition still holds true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Concluding with "byebyebyebyebyebyebyebyebye"

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u/joanhallowayharris Jul 13 '15

"Bye!Godbless!Loveyou!Bless!Loveyou!Bye!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Or the old Irish phone call goodbye.

"Yep, see ya, I'll talk to ya later, yep, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, yep, I'm going now, haha yeah, see ya, good night, yeah that's all the craic, yep, yep, good bye."

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u/joanhallowayharris Jul 13 '15

It's like you're saying you don't really love them if you hang up first.

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u/incestuousCookies Jul 13 '15

Exactly! My wife is Irish, when we're at family gatherings I've learned that I don't even have to get up when she says that we're leaving, it's more of a 'time for one last round of conversations with everyone'.

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u/yourdrunkirishfriend Jul 13 '15

This is why I sometimes do an Irish Exit. I find it weird living in England and I tell people I'm leaving and they're okay with it. In England: "no problem dude, I might go soon too."

In Ireland: "ah Seán you're no craic, you'll stay for one more" so in the end you need to duck out.

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u/Exceptionull Jul 13 '15

That's pretty similar to Indian. Except the host constantly asks you to stay for another cup of tea. No matter what time you leave. There's always one more cup of tea!

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u/TwinTiger Jul 13 '15

Also known as the Minnesota Goodbye

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u/WiredEgo Jul 13 '15

My experience with the Irish good-bye generally consists of a statesman declaring one last drink and then you'll leave, and then waking up extremely Hungover and wondering how you got home.

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u/PM_ME_ONE_BTC Jul 13 '15

Mexicans are the same lol

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u/gravshift Jul 13 '15

Sounds like southern families. The kitchen is the center of the household.

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u/money_run_things Jul 13 '15

can confirm. I had a family reunion in Ireland.

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u/bulbsy117 Jul 13 '15

Bye bye bye bye

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u/eonta Jul 13 '15

That sounds quite a lot like a Welsh goodbye!

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u/Eoghan811 Jul 13 '15

Oh FFS! That happens to me all the time!! I was at a christening last weekend and it happened... -_-

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u/Lochei Jul 13 '15

Sounds like all conversations in the South.

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u/crappymathematician Jul 13 '15

My father would fit in quite well, then. He's the only person I know where for him, "we should get going now," means, "in an hour, we're really gonna have to leave."

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u/Rosenblattca Jul 13 '15

In my family, this is the Jewish Goodbye. We are, in fact, Jewish.

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u/un_internaute Jul 13 '15

This is also Minnesota. Ungh, can't you see I'm already wearing my coat and I might be dying?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

This is how my wife's family works. Also, you can't leave without saying goodbye to everyone. Nowadays, I initiate the leaving sequence a half-hour before I actually want to leave.

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u/huckthefuskies Jul 13 '15

My last date ended kind of like this, except we sat on a curb talking for three....

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u/MinnesotaMice Jul 13 '15

That sounds like a Minnesotan goodbye.

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u/HitlerWasASexyMofo Jul 13 '15

have another conversation

have another large glass of whisky

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u/DatHon3yBadger Jul 13 '15

That was torture as a kid and you're dying to go home then another long ass chat starts all over again and you kinda just hover on the outside of the conversation hoping your parents got the message.

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u/TrepanningForGold Jul 13 '15

My parents somehow insinuated themselves into the local Irish-American community and this was my experience during parties.

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u/SolidLikeIraq Jul 13 '15

which is exactly why you need to do the "Irish Goodbye" - if you don't you'll be there forever!

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u/MothProphet Jul 14 '15

I never knew my dad was irish.

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u/twiddlingbits Jul 14 '15

Same way in the Southern US..goodbyes last at least 30 minutes. More if it was a family event.

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u/MrStigglesworth Jul 14 '15

This is very Indian too. I'd be at a cousin's place playing Smash Bros or something and my parents would call out to me to say we were leaving. So I call back 5 minutes to finish our game and they say no, now. I come down and then have to wait in the doorway for an age and a half as their convo just keeps going.

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u/Geodude671 Jul 14 '15

This isn't exclusive to Ireland.

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u/CWSwapigans Jul 14 '15

Sounds like a good reason to start pulling more Irish Goodbyes.

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u/Hhhkairu Jul 14 '15

That's like any relative I know. Can't leave without having an hour conversation with your boots on at the door ready to go.

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u/Octavia9 Jul 14 '15

Growing up in America in a family of Irish immigrants this was also my experience.

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u/IThrewItOnTehGround Jul 14 '15

That sounds rather Cornish as well.

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u/Ziazan Jul 14 '15

hence why the necessity of just leaving without saying anything came about.

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u/VagCookie Jul 14 '15

I thought this was "The Mom Goodbye" every time as a child my mom would chat for hours on the phone, then her girlfriends would come over and they'd chat for hours in the kitchen. Then it was time to say goodbye and they'd chat another hour in the entryway. Then a half hour on the porch. Then ten minutes at the car.

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u/Jellooooo Jul 14 '15

Hm, where I live, we call that a "Filipino talk."

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u/goplaymariokart Jul 13 '15

That's an Italian goodbye