r/AskReddit Jul 13 '15

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

The worst is when you have to say goodbye to each individual person there before you leave. This is proper etiquette in my family. You can't just wave goodbye to everyone and walk out the door. You have to hug and cheek kiss each person. I fucking hate it.

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u/KabukiBaconBrulee Jul 13 '15

It's just silly. You end up spending almost as much time catching up as saying g goodbye

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 13 '15

Yeah not to mention you have to say good bye twice in my family. The first time is when your mom says your leaving. And the second is when you're actually walking out of the door about half an hour later when your mom is finished talking.

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u/Blues2112 Jul 13 '15

Is your Mom my wife?

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Only if you're a Mexican guy with a mustache.

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u/Blues2112 Jul 14 '15

Son?

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Nope, your daughter. Hey Papi!

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u/gocereal Jul 13 '15

Did I black out and write this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

"uhhh, guys, did I just wake up from a coma?"

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Yeah. You did. I'm the Brad Pitt to your Edward Norton.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Yeah that happened on Grad night. I had two hours before the busses left for Knott's Berry Farm and we spent 5 minutes getting to a Jack's 30 minutes eating and 45 minutes leaving. That damn place.

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u/buchk Jul 14 '15

Did you make it?

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

I did and I stayed awake for a full 24 that day and finally crossed it off my bucket list.

But it wasn't her far and for some reason they made us pair up as same sex buddies for the bus ride. So that took a huge chunk of time

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u/buchk Jul 14 '15

Couldn't even get a post-grad busride tuggie. Tough breaks

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Actually now that you mention it that's probably why they separated us by gender.

But the log ride was unlimited and you never had to get off if there was no line. So probably happened anyway.

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u/buchk Jul 14 '15

I'll sleep better believing that it did

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u/Harry101UK Jul 14 '15

Literally.

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u/zack4200 Jul 13 '15

Uhh, is your mom my mom?

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Nope I don't have a brother named Zack. They could be related though. Are you also a Mexican?

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u/zack4200 Jul 14 '15

No I'm not... I was just making a joke though, just sayin that my mom is the exact same way lol

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Lol didn't think you were. Apparently its a very common thing though.

I thought it was just a Hispanic thing. I guess not

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u/Ataya970 Jul 14 '15

Are.. Are you me?

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Yes. Yes I am. I'm you, from the future.

Don't buy that pair of pants. It won't end well...

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u/LeeSeneses Jul 14 '15

This must be getting old to reply to for you. But, hey! You're mixing up some good responses like a champ!

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Thanks!

I'm finally learning to reddit I guess. All that sweet, sweet Karma is making me feel like a champ. Most up voted comment evaaaaaaa!

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u/Ataya970 Jul 14 '15

Oh thank god

What would I do without you future-me?

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Buy those pants and get into a horrible accident I suppose.

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u/sullyman94 Jul 13 '15

Ugh same it happens all the time.

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u/gpace1216 Jul 14 '15

My wife will text me 2 hours before she wants to leave so that I can get the "goodbye" train started.

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Two hours?!?! Jesus Christ

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u/RepublicOfCake Jul 14 '15

Are you Filipino?

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15 edited Jul 14 '15

Nope. Mexican.

Spain ruled both our countries though. So there's that.

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u/seandan317 Jul 14 '15

Dam that shit hits close to home

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u/frozenGrizzly Jul 14 '15

haha, it's great being a kid, huh?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Are- are you my mom?

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

No I'm your sister. So which of the 6 are you?

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u/itchy_puss Jul 14 '15

you must be greek... or italian.

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Mexican actually. Based on peoples responses it's way more common than I previously thought.

People keep chiming in saying "oh you must be insert country/race here."

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u/LeeSeneses Jul 14 '15

Oh man, the 20-40 minutes later thing. I remember being a kid and dad takes us out to the car. We wait, and wait. Dad goes back in. We wait some more.

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Oh boy yeah. I don't even say good bye to anyone until she's at the front door.

She'll come around every half hour to let me know we're going to be leaving at X time and I'm just like "yeah cool, mom. Ill say bye when were leaving"

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u/FF3LockeZ Jul 14 '15

Only twice? Amateurs. My parents are friends with a couple who, when they leave a party, will stand in the doorway "saying goodbye" for an average of an hour and a half.

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Yeesh. I'd go out the back way if I had to deal with that at every party

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u/anonymoose_octopus Jul 14 '15

Are you me? This just brought me back to 10 year old me every time we left our cousins' house. They're a large family. And they lived LITERALLY 2 houses down from us. Why do we have to say goodbye for 30 minutes when we know we'll see each other again probably tomorrow night for dinner??

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

"Because its rude otherwise mijo! They're going to think I didnt raise you right" Or dumb shit like that. I was next door neighbors with my aunt and we would still do the long goodbyes. Even though I would use the ladder to hop the fence and just play in their back yard every day anyway.

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u/_Wisely_ Jul 14 '15

This is what people are doing with my stem cells? Making new reddit accounts?

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Why yes. Yes we are.

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u/Neyheshi Jul 14 '15

Ah yes, the Mexican goodbye.

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Its always fun making the rounds in a small living room with far too many people in it and bumping into everything and everyone. Just so you can get to the older people. Because if you don't say good bye to them they'll never let your parents live it down.

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u/Nephita Jul 14 '15

"And the second is when you're actually walking out of the door about half an hour later when your mom is finished talking"

I´m sure you´re Brazilian...

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

Nope. Mexican who lives in the US. Perhaps it's a Latin American thing

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u/Babyelephantstampy Jul 14 '15

I knew you were Mexican. Been there, done that, got the shirt.

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u/Panda_pandiqua Jul 14 '15

We have t-shirts? Why didn't I get mine in the mail? Was there a rebate form I didn't send in after eating over 1,000,000 burritos?

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u/ThisIs_MyName Jul 14 '15

Classic indian family.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Still too long, imo.

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u/cbraun1523 Jul 14 '15

In my family we call it a Midwest Goodbye. You start by saying you have to leave, one or two people get up, start to walk towards the exit, but then stop to talk to more people. you then have a conversation at the door, outside the door, by the car, once more time as people pile in, and then you finally get to leave.

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u/obvious_bot Jul 13 '15

There's some deep metaphor in there

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

almost as much time catching up

Oh, is that what I'm supposed to be doing at family gatherings?

I usually just sit there reading my Kindle.

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u/Brikachu Jul 13 '15

Dad has 9 siblings, each of whom have multiple kids. Can confirm.

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u/Lyeta Jul 14 '15

It takes a bloody hour. My significant other's family does this and I have to go 'ok when do I really want to be out the door. Ok we have to start saying good by about 45 minutes before that...'

It's awful.

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u/Caponer95 Jul 14 '15

Most of the time you're repeating everything you said at the hello

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

Walk in, start conversation and end with "Nice seeing you, hope I'll see you at the next get together". Meet and greet and goodby all in one.

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u/CompletePlague Jul 14 '15

besides, how many different ways can you say goodbye? How many of them can you come up with on the spot when shaking 50 hands?

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u/notLOL Jul 13 '15

I hate it when it resets. Fuck those goodbye resets

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u/cleverlogic Jul 13 '15

Have Spanish side of family, can confirm!

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u/YoungAdult_ Jul 13 '15

I just blow my trumpet and announce my departure.

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u/frickindeal Jul 13 '15

You don't have people to do that for you?

Commoner.

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u/SquillDiggles Jul 13 '15

This is really funny for me because I'm the type to just say "Welp, laters!" and leave, but my girlfriend is the exact opposite because of upbringing and personality. It usually leads to me standing waiting for several minutes looking like a jackass while everyone appreciates her sociability. Then when she's done I sling another "OK, byyyeeee" for good measure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

My family insists on this also and it drives me insane, I've started just saying personal goodbyes to my grandpa and mom and waving goodbye at the rest, if anyone wants to beat me to the door and get a hug, so be it.

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u/Kalashnikov124 Jul 14 '15

Dang, I'm gonna use this now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

It works pretty well, one or two family members will rush to the door and say goodbye if they really want to and the rest stay where they are.

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u/Neeves Jul 13 '15

I used to do this but now I send the kids around to say bye while I enjoy one more beer; down it if they're almost done and give everyone a wave.

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u/McFreedom Jul 13 '15

This is exponentially more painful when there's 3 people you haven't spoken to the entire time. Now you have to do the weird awkward hello-goodbye conversation while being careful to avoid the big elephant in the room.

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u/EllisDee_4Doyin Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

I go in for a hug
"OMG I didn't know you were here! I wish I had seen you sweetie!"
"Well goodbye!"
"Oh gosh yes. I hope to see you again soon"
We actually hug
"Don't be a stranger. When do you think you'll be visiting next?"

There for another 30 mins because of everyone I have to have this conversation with....

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u/DrDaddy007 Jul 13 '15

Reminds me of when i was a kid and i had to do the same or that would be taken as a non respectful act. However i kept doing it even if everybody (incl my parents ) would start yelling and stuff till i proved my method and nobody can tell me anything now.

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u/prodromic Jul 13 '15

Have to leave at 10? Tell them you have to leave by 9. Boom. Problem solved.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

yup, family says we're leaving...half an hour later we're just barely getting to the door...

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

you are brown arent you?

cause i can confirm this cause thats the type of shit i need to do to at parties and thats why i stop going to these family parties or staying for them at my house when my parents hosted them as i got in my 20's or so

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

No I'm Macedonian but I know a lot of families of different ethnicities have similar etiquette.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

ohh ok true say

but ya i totally get you bro and thats why i just dont go to these functions anymore

just not my scene and totally boring too!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I'd love to skip out on some of them but that's a big no no as well. Plus I do like spending time with my family.

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u/EllisDee_4Doyin Jul 13 '15

Fucking. Ethnic. Families.

sigh I feel you bro

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u/CF4CFThrow Jul 13 '15

Yup, same here. Large traditional italian family.

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u/Killabyte5 Jul 13 '15

Next time just dip out and see what happens!

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u/curly1022 Jul 13 '15

I tried this at house parties, at least to the host and friends that were there and usually ended up staying another hour to smoke more weed.

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u/Fr33Paco Jul 13 '15

Same here, friends and family.

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u/maeshughes32 Jul 13 '15

Then there is always one person you miss who was in the bathroom or something and they get pissy cause you didn't say bye to them.

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u/SilasX Jul 13 '15

Pretty sure only Brazil requires that.

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u/JestaKilla Jul 13 '15

Fuck that! I have a "quick escape" policy- I don't do long goodbyes.

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u/RSTROMME Jul 13 '15

Minnesotan?

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u/sactech01 Jul 13 '15

My mom used to make me do this at family events as a kid, I hated it

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u/Shoesfromtexas Jul 13 '15

This is the way it is with my in-laws. Our exit at the end of our wedding took a lot longer than I wanted. It wasn't okay with them for us to wave at everyone and leave.

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u/mountainstainer_45 Jul 13 '15

i hate this, in my hometown we had a great habit that solved it: you knock on the table so you get everyones attention, say goodbye and fuck off

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

This is my family too. One time I forgot someone and that person was butthurt for a while about it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

22 years with my Jewish family and I now refer to this as the Jewish Goodbye. It takes my mom and dad at least 20 minutes to leave any family function or party with close friends.

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u/come_on_seth Jul 13 '15

You may come to realize how lucky you are

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u/douseenow Jul 13 '15

I just yell bye into a room. No one can say I didn't say bye that way. And real goodbyes only to people on my way out bc it is too weird to walk bye and ignore them.

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u/Frictus Jul 13 '15

Same as my family! Ill hug/kiss the host and my grandparents. Everyone else gets a big ol wave and "bye everybody". I am naturally quiet so most people don't hear me anyways.

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u/XSplain Jul 13 '15

"Leaving already?"

"Well no. It's just that the Goodbye ceremony takes half an hour. I'm starting it now."

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u/shinzantetsu Jul 13 '15

as an introverted aspie,i hate saying goodbye so much.it can be very awkward for me.

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u/dallashenley Jul 13 '15

I am very glad you said something about this. Having a large family (10 aunts and uncles and 30 cousins) it can take forever to finally leave it is so annoying.

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u/jsimmerdown Jul 13 '15

my family too. but I don't do it, because as we both agree it's bullshit. they can deal with it if they have a problem.

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u/Hairyhulk-NA Jul 13 '15

Yes. And if you're the first one to leave, people are all "What?! Already!?" and then the minute after that first person leaves, it becomes like a race for the rest of us to not be the last ones there.

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u/buckydean Jul 13 '15

In my family we call this a minnesota goodbye. Takes 2 hours to leave, and you still have gramma chasing you down the road with leftovers

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u/dragontail Jul 13 '15

I think it just depends on whether or not you grew up around it. I grew up late in the previous generation of my family, so everyone was more or less dead by the time I could do cool things.

Going to a big family gathering at a gf's or friend's house was amazing.

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u/pushforwards Jul 13 '15

Spain? Because I have been in Spain for 4 months now, and it was exciting at first - but now try saying good-bye to all the girls in the group.

Gotta have that double-cheek-kiss

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u/Pugon Jul 13 '15

Me too! My wife and her siblings have a competition on who is going to be the last to leave family gatherings. Guess they are trying to convince the parents they have the most love. Makes me ill. I frickin hate her family gatherings.

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u/cats_in_the_cradle Jul 14 '15

Oh my god leaving the in laws place takes a full hour. I've learned that if I want to be in bed by 11pm we have to head towards the door at about 8:30pm

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u/jayboosh Jul 14 '15

My wife's family is like this. I refuse to play the game. I make fun of them about it even. So now I wave byyyyyyyyyyyy and just leave and if they do the everyone says good bye thing I just say bye Ian bye bye bye bye hey Ian byeeeee bye bye bye Ian have a good one bye Ian is my wife's cousin, and he's in on it and just says bye jayboosh every time I say bye Ian. Fuck people like this. A wave covers everyone.

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u/ailurophobian Jul 14 '15

Thats a good way to catch a cold.

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u/ReleaseTheRobot Jul 14 '15

Christ, this is the reason why I get anxiety whenever I go to my in-laws house. I grew up in a non-touchy-feely household. Basically just blurt out the word "bye" as you're walking out the door. But now I've married into exactly what you describe. I have to walk around hugging and kissing all the females on the cheek and shaking all the guys hands. Just let me leave for fucks sake.

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u/Kalashnikov124 Jul 14 '15

This is common in my polynesian family. It's like, guys, I love you but I just wanna go home after being here for 4 hours.

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u/gringledoom Jul 14 '15

Yeah, this traumatized me in my overly-literal youth.

I'd be at some social event just counting the seconds until we could leave. And then it would be time to leave!

...but leaving took forever. First you have to say goodbye to everyone near where you're sitting, and then you have to go find everyone else and say goodbye, and then you have to have the goodbye conversation by the door, and then the goodbye conversation at the car...

Sheer torture!

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u/Rice2018 Jul 14 '15

This sounds Hispanic. I know the struggle

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u/cerebralshrike Jul 14 '15

I went to parties back in the day hosted by eses. When you arrive you have to give everyone the crazy multi-step handshake. When you leave you have to do the same. It was a workout.

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u/Top_Wop Jul 14 '15

This is a must in my big Italian family. God forbid you should slight someone and forget to say goodbye.

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u/littlebetenoire Jul 14 '15

The worst is when you're the sober driver and the drunk person you're driving home has to say goodbye to every person there.

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u/foxhole_atheist Jul 14 '15

Particularly if you have a French family. Two, or sometimes four, cheek kisses to each person for hello and again for goodbye. A wave will not suffice.

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u/rawrnnn Jul 14 '15

Just don't do it

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u/bootresha Jul 14 '15

Family cooties for everyone!

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u/nothanksjustlooking Jul 14 '15

Did I travel back in time and write this? No, that's stupid, I'd remember it. Anyway, future me, what you will eventually learn is that if you wait and extra 5-10 minutes, your kid will get cranky and you can use that as an excuse to just pick him up and announce from right in front of the front door, "Ampersand is really tired and cranky, we're going. Happy whatever!" Works every time.

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u/CptAustus Jul 14 '15

And every 5 meters you have to have some long talk again.

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u/AdamGeer Jul 14 '15

Haitian?

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u/violetxrain Jul 14 '15

I'm so glad I grew up with a family of misanthropes.

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u/driveonacid Jul 14 '15

In my family, the goodbye also comes with a kiss. You have to kiss everybody.

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u/jem1332 Jul 14 '15

Filipino?

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u/Fun_Hat Jul 14 '15

Hispanic?

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u/Gneissisnice Jul 14 '15

My boyfriend's family is very huggy, gotta hug everyone before leaving.

It's so weird coming from my family. We all care about each other, but we don't hug, we just say "bye" and leave.

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u/Just__1n Jul 14 '15

Same. Dad was one of 12. 28 first cousins on that side and now a bunch of those cousins have kids. I used to get anxiety from it especially when I was real young.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '15

I love my family like crazy but, we have to make the rounds too. If we tried leaving with a " 'Kay, later, love ya!" That would just be unacceptable!

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u/startingover1008 Jul 14 '15

I hate the goodbyes that take an hour, because you say you're going to leave and then the conversation continues. If I say goodbye, it's because I'm, you know, leaving.

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u/thisguy883 Jul 14 '15

GO SAY BYE TO GRANDMA!

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u/cjluthy Jul 13 '15

You could just STOP doing that, you know.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Yeah and then have my whole family get on my case about how rude I am and never let me live it down. Do you know how big of an insult it is to Eastern Europeans to do such a thing?

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u/AeAeR Jul 13 '15

We call these "Polish Goodbyes" in my family for this exact reason. You've got to commit at least a half hour to leaving any sort of family gathering.

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u/F_urOpinion Jul 13 '15

I like doing that. An individual goodbye just seems proper for me.