r/AlanWake Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

Alan Wake kinda got me a job General

Just wanted to share that I was unemployed and last week I made a job interview for a big software company here in my country, during it one of the girls asked me if I played any games and I started talking about Alan Wake and she was super into it too and gave me some extra points for it.

Today I got a call and I got the job! One of the things she mentioned was a standout from the other candidates was how well I kept important details in mind and that she loved Alan Wake lol

That's it, I am super happy and will be going through a second playthrough of the first game asap!

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u/3a5m Mar 14 '24

Did you ask if she was drawn to stories early on?

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u/OptimalInevitable905 Herald of Darkness Mar 14 '24

Or if her dreams lit up her imagination?

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u/No-Orange-8704 Mar 14 '24

And if she had nightmares night and day?

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u/gallaxo Herald of Darkness Mar 14 '24

Or if she had nightmares nights and days

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u/ParkerJMemes Mar 14 '24

Or if with the Clicker she chased the frights away?

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u/amigo213a Mar 14 '24

Who knew?

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u/theoldayswerebetter Mar 14 '24

So true...

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u/SysArtmin Mar 14 '24

SO HEEEEEEEERE IS A CLUE OF HOOOOOPE TO REMEMBER

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u/CrossoverEnthusiast2 Mar 14 '24

VISIONS THEY COME TRUE, OBEEEEEYING THE LIGHT SWITCH TOO

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u/No-Manager-3647 Mar 14 '24

SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT

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u/samogoodman Mar 14 '24

I'LL SHOW YOU THE HERALD OF DARKNESS

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 14 '24

Lol here we go, I love this sub XD

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u/jayleman Mar 19 '24

How many times I heard

FOR HEEEEEEEES THE TORCH BEARERRRR....

I guess I'll run through "we sing" again

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u/_Teek Time Breaker Mar 15 '24

But there is more to it than meets the eye šŸ¤”

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

I never meant for it to ruin my life that way!

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u/Daddy_Diesell Mar 15 '24

Would you say you lived a jaded lie?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

Dark shades could never save the day šŸ˜­

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 14 '24

I hope we get some musical stuff with Rose and the rest of the support cast ala Peacemaker, that would be funny.

Come on Sam, give Rose a chance at the spotlight:

"The Rose and The Writer - Fanfic Love Come True"

Coming soon on Nightsprings Max XD

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

That would be amazing! To be honest Alan Wake could easily be turned into a musical, like Evil Dead was for example. There is plenty of drama and fun meta comments to be made that would keep the audience happy.

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u/the-blob1997 Mar 14 '24

I love this whole thread haha

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 15 '24

Only on Nightsprings where fanfics come true XD

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u/Frkn385 Mar 14 '24

This is literally the ritual to lead you on

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u/SymphonySketch Mar 14 '24

ā€œI brought you the heart witch, now show me the terrorā€ - op probably

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u/morsealworth0 Mar 14 '24

This is the ritual to lead you on

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u/skippidyboppidy Apr 02 '24

your friends will meet him when youā€™re gone

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u/doodooz7 Mar 14 '24

Interviews are usually more about if you can get along with the team. Looks like you did it.

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u/deadlybydsgn Mar 14 '24

You could say they were quite taken by him.

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

Exactly! I have been doing a few and after I became more comfortable and easygoing with it I had better results. Plus the team I will be working with as an intern is full of nerdy girls like me so I guess that was a huge factor as well. If I could give advice to anyone looking for a job it would be to make the interview go more like a casual conversation and less like some sort of decisive moment that you are not allowed to fail.

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u/RabbitSlayre Mar 15 '24

This is really beautiful advice, I hope more people are able to read it.

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u/SunbroFit Mar 14 '24

Iā€™ve brought you the resumeā€¦maā€™am. Show me the job offer.

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 14 '24

Lets hope this isn't a horror story XD

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u/deadlybydsgn Mar 14 '24

Oh deer.

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u/Agreeable-Media9282 Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

Diner

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u/hellolillykitty Herald of Darkness Mar 14 '24

Congratulations on your new job!

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

Thank you very much! I am super eager to start it

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u/asmsweet Mar 14 '24

Canā€™t wait for you and your coworker to drink coffee in unison.

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u/Dark_ceza Mar 18 '24

Oh you noticed that part too šŸ˜‚

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u/GoldenCrownMoron Mar 14 '24

"What are the traits that make you a good worker in this type of role?"

"I AM A WRITER"

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u/Purple-Relation3414 Mar 14 '24

Thatā€™s actually awesome if true. Congrats

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

I will be starting next month! Will definitely go to work with a Alan Wake t shirt and post it here lol

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 14 '24

Looking forward to that picture šŸ‘

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 14 '24

Bring a flashlight with You at work, You never know when You might need it

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u/putsomewineinyourcup Mar 14 '24

And a revolver?

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

guess I will need to learn how to use a gun to get ready

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u/putsomewineinyourcup Mar 14 '24

Donā€™t forget them batteries too, because their supply is pretty small on the hardest, irl difficulty

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u/LargoDeluxe Park Ranger Mar 15 '24

And don't give the goats your coffee.

(Seriously, stop feeding the goats coffee!)

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 14 '24

Well if they allow it at his work he should lol

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u/putsomewineinyourcup Mar 14 '24

What if his job was actually taking out the taken???

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 14 '24

Well then maybe Rose is the one who hired him lol

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u/eekers28 Mar 14 '24

The jobs probably at the FBC

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u/MasseyFerguson Mar 14 '24

Buy her a flashlight as a gift.

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u/Dark_ceza Mar 18 '24

Best advice I've ever seen

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u/Abject_Tap_7903 Mar 14 '24

Goodbye brother.....you're gonna be a blood sacrifice to the cult šŸ¦ŒšŸ½

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u/TxGinger587 Mar 14 '24

Is her name Rose?

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u/VesselNBA Mar 14 '24

Wake has returned.

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 14 '24

Now that's a good question lol

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u/Solid-Equipment-6028 Mar 14 '24

Woop woop šŸ™ŒšŸ»

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u/Tappxor Mar 14 '24

This is honestly can be quite decisive, so much that I'm consciously name dropping games/manga in my resume or in the background of my room when I get an interview lol

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u/LeotheLiberator Mar 14 '24

OP after turning on every light in the building: Ha! Scratch can't get me here!

HR: He's technically right.

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u/alaasharif Coffee World Visitor Mar 14 '24

Did you bring a manuscript with you

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

Yup, from the nightmare mode (my last job)

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u/Asinine47 Alan Wake Book Club Mar 14 '24

Hell yeah, video games for the win! Congrats on the new job!

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u/CanIEatAPC Mar 14 '24

The company you work for isn't called Federal Bureau of Control is it?Ā 

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

Thatā€™s confidential informationĀ 

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 15 '24

It's called "redacted"

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u/SouperChicken06 Champion of Light Mar 14 '24

Praying I find a girl into Alan Wake šŸ˜­

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u/SouperChicken06 Champion of Light Mar 14 '24

Or anyone, actually. I don't know any Alan Wake enjoyers :(

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

Rn I am on my way to prestige 100 Alan in Dbd cause I am a huge enjoyer, if ya ever wanna brainstorm over it add me on steam! My id is Alan Wake Peladoā„¢

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u/SouperChicken06 Champion of Light Mar 15 '24 edited Mar 15 '24

Yoo that's awesome. Alan Wake was the first time I bought Auric Cells for his cosmetics! I sent you a friend request, I'm Souper Chicken if you want to accept it :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

Opa, calma lĆ”, vocĆŖ Ć© do Brasil?

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 15 '24

Ss fon trab

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u/LucianLegacy Mar 14 '24

Awesome. Sometimes it really helps to just be yourself.

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u/Arnoldwake Mar 14 '24

Sooo, when are you guys marrying?

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

I already have a boyfriend lol but she is very good looking and nice, amazing girl will definitely become bffs with her and simp for Ilkka togetherĀ 

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 15 '24

OMG fanfics do come true, check if she has a diary or something XD

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u/Calm-Dish2893 Mar 14 '24

Its a spiral bro

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u/Axel-Adams Mar 15 '24

Getting jobs, losing jobs, itā€™s all just an endless loopā€¦ā€¦or wait itā€™s a spā€”ā€”

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 15 '24

Now that I think about it You may be into something

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u/rubensoon Mar 14 '24

Congrats! Amazing

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u/Harry_Roller Mar 15 '24

Who knows lol

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u/kween_hangry Mar 15 '24

This reminds me when I displayed my neurodivergent dominance by hijacking the main ad agency television during an internship and forced everyone in the program to play alan wake in like 2014 (I did not get that job)

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 15 '24

You should have gotten the job! The fun part about being neurodivergent is loving things so much it makes you forget life troubles

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u/kween_hangry Mar 15 '24

Lmao story of my life haha

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u/VermillionDynamite Mar 15 '24

It's not a job, it's a career

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u/owosam Mar 15 '24

congrats

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u/Immediate_Common_503 Mar 15 '24

It will be to much and you will have to get away!

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u/Caseous44 Mar 15 '24

Make sure you bring a fleshlight.

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u/Responsible-Bat-2699 Mar 15 '24

Bro got hired into Federal Beauro of Control.

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u/Valcrye Mar 15 '24

This plot line is getting crazy. What is Alan up to?

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u/hovsep56 Mar 15 '24

and then you woke up and realise it was all a dream

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u/Examination_Low Mar 15 '24

I am unemployed and playing Alan Wake 2 currently. Wish this happens with me too lol

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u/Asleep-Web5228 Mar 17 '24

Congrats man thatā€™s cool

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u/sonics_best_pal Mar 18 '24

Looks like Alan's hard at work crafting a new manuscript (in all seriousness though congratulations)

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 18 '24

Thank you very much!!!

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u/No-Royal-8309 Mar 14 '24

Good for you.

But also, a woman gave you a chance. Not a girl. Unless you imply she was childishly foolish to do so.

I hope you perform.

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u/angelic_penguin_ Mar 14 '24

op is a woman don't look for offense where there is none intended

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u/No-Royal-8309 Mar 14 '24

If you ask me, a human should view a girl or a boy as someone +/- 12 years old.

Teen is a teen.

Youth is 17-19.

OP works as a human adult, no?

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u/angelic_penguin_ Mar 14 '24

you're splitting hairs, op refers to herself and other women as girls, it's not a big deal. you knew what she meant so the word was fine to get the point across. nobody likes having their language policed, especially when they haven't said anything false or harmful

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u/No-Royal-8309 Mar 14 '24

I have a suspicion men in OP hiring process are not "boys."

But OP can tell us about boys in their hiring process.

If i was the "girl" giving OP the chance, I would view her less well should I know I was not viewed as such, and not a hiring manager.

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u/angelic_penguin_ Mar 14 '24

it for real doesn't matter nearly as much as you want it to. there was pretty clearly no personal offense meant, you're like a middle school teacher correcting a kid asking if they can go to the bathroom with "may you go to the restroom". yeah one's more proper but you're kinda out of line for correcting someone where no correction was needed

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u/No-Royal-8309 Mar 14 '24

You will never address your benefactor as girl in real life, will you?

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u/angelic_penguin_ Mar 14 '24

depends, are we close? do i feel comfortable around them, and have they requested me to call them anything otherwise? besides, i'm not a woman myself and probably wouldn't feel comfortable calling any something so familiar, but op is a different person. it's not the point regardless, i'm saying it's weird for you to make a thing of something harmless like op using a common word

i get the feeling you think it's some sort of belittling thing for women, but i am 99.999% sure op is just talking casually and you're reading into it

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u/No-Royal-8309 Mar 15 '24

You are calling a purported hiring manager a "girl" here.

But of course "the girl" set herself for failure when she prioritised gaming preference as criterion for employment.

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u/angelic_penguin_ Mar 15 '24

cool off, it's a normal word that normal people use every day. i've taken your bait so far but i'm tired of you refusing to acknowledge a word i've said and won't be engaging further. i hope you have a great rest of your day and would appreciate it if you spent less time criticizing a random girl's word choices when they harm nobody

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 15 '24

I literally went through tests since it is a technology job that requires skills, which I outperformed in all of them. The gaming preference was just a fun part. I really think you should try not being so rude about these things, I call women around me 'girl' as a nice and affectionate way, and I like being called a girl myself as I find the term 'woman' too formal sometimes, same goes to calling men, well, men, I just call them guys cause it is more casual.

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

I use the term girl mostly due to habit, I don't think it is a childish term (English is not my first language), but thanks!

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u/No-Royal-8309 Mar 14 '24

Were there any "boys" in your hiring process, then?

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

Yes :)

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u/No-Royal-8309 Mar 14 '24

Tell us about the boys. And why you don't want to call these adults "hiring managers"?

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u/Telvanni_Mushroom Parautilitarian Mar 14 '24

I think you are overreacting about my terminology so I won't be answering such a strange questions, as I said english is not my first language which means I don't have such a technical terms in mind all the time. Still, thanks for the encouragements and hope you have a lovely day.

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u/No-Royal-8309 Mar 15 '24

A "girl" would prioritize gaming preference for gaming opportunity, I am sure. Enjoy your job, of course.