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u/plutus9 3d ago
We at west coast customs heard you ate a banana once so we went ahead and themed your whole vehicle around it! xzibit laugh like a rabid hyena in the background
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u/ClamDandyMan 3d ago
We know you're super busy working 2 jobs, so we put a sink in your car!
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u/garden-wicket-581 3d ago
need a night-time picture so we can see the underlights..
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u/xXNoeticXx 3d ago edited 3d ago
Is that a child in jeans and a basketball jersey at the back drivers side? I’m having trouble seeing anything else
Edit: learned something new today! Gotta admit, did not expect Chucky
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u/zynemisis 3d ago
That are called Time Out Dolls, and are popular at car shows.
Here is a Google search so you can see them at shows.
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u/Schaeffa 3d ago
I went to car shows like this as a kid, and a bunch of the owners had those child-like dolls leaning on their cars. I never understood why, but I guess it was just a decoration?
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u/Tristana-Range 3d ago
I am a tuning fan but damn Im glad that I was just born there so I didnt actually have to see these monstrosities
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u/j911bradford 3d ago
Ok, I’m very confused about…well, most of it, but especially the driver’s side rear of the car. What is that? A leg? A car kickstand? Where Willy Wonka attaches it to different body parts to adjust the colors? Someone help me out here!
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u/wants_a_lollipop 3d ago
As mentioned further up- it appears to be a "time out doll". They're "popular" at car shows. 🤷🏻♂️
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u/OpeningDifficulty731 3d ago
Rounder early 2000s vehicle touch my heart in a way, or maybe it’s the unsolvable misfires on my ‘01
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u/grease_monkey 2d ago
All the bright color, fiberglass enclosures and speaker pods reminded me of McDonald's playplaces
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u/beccadahhhling 2d ago
This brings back memories of Pimp My Ride where they took those old busted ass cars and put weird shit into them like hairwashing sinks, video games, stripper poles, etc.
Half the time people found the junkiest car just so they could just to get on the show. I remember alot of them wouldn’t drive. I imagine a lot of people sold the stuff out of the car and either kept the now fixed car or sold it too.
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u/NewHampshireAngle 2d ago
They were great for communicating that you’ve got ample resources in the game. Potential mates see potential in it, not because it isn’t a stupid waste, but because it is. As a dude, I don’t even think about. It’s all instinct, and when it comes to tricking out a car I gladly play along. The observation is simply this, things we find fun are often functional in some way that isn’t obvious.
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u/NachoNachoDan 3d ago
I had friends into it who would go to meet ups regularly.
Most of the guys I knew were doing the work themselves but weren’t particularly good at it so their car was always breaking down or not drivable because it was in the middle of some project And none of them had enough money to actually afford a daily driver so most of the time you had to go pick them up.
A couple of guys I knew were into the whole stereo and putting screens in the dashboard and headrests. I remember one friend put an Xbox in the glove box of his Ford probe and removed the passenger seat so you would sit in the backseat and stretch your legs out and could play halo
Another guy was really into performance mods and his Jetta basically was functional about four days out of any given month