r/ATBGE 6d ago

Not sure what the occasion is but congrats I guess Art

Post image
5.3k Upvotes

812

u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 4d ago

[deleted]

195

u/ColoRadOrgy 6d ago

They should name it Chandler

86

u/Quasiwoodo 6d ago

Chandler if a boy chanandler if a girl

35

u/MidwestOstrich4091 6d ago

Chanandler Bong 🎂

2

u/jaimeinsd 5d ago

What's Joey's favorite food?

2

u/ersomething 5d ago

Two pizzas?

37

u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 4d ago

[deleted]

6

u/Elrond_Hibbert 6d ago

*Chandalear

2

u/TheTurboDiesel 6d ago

"You know, like Lear jet? It's what rich people fly in!!”

3

u/Spacemanspalds 5d ago

IIIIIImmmmm gonna swiiiiiing from the Chanandeliiiiieeeeeeer!

3

u/Ironlion45 6d ago

No cabron. This cake is for the tias. :D

469

u/SirConcisionTheShort 6d ago

10/15/20/25 years of service ? Retirement cake ? Seem like something cringy that HR would do...

364

u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 4d ago

[deleted]

61

u/SirConcisionTheShort 6d ago

Meh, it depends where you work and your position, I guess. Maybe that was a manager or a director, who knows ?!

I had something similar when I left a pretty low-level management position at a big hospital that I worked for barely under a year..

27

u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 4d ago

[deleted]

10

u/SirConcisionTheShort 6d ago edited 6d ago

I don't even know what it is, I don't have that chain in my country 😂. It looks like Winners/Marshall's !?

19

u/EvasiveFriend 5d ago

Its a discount store that feels like a gross thrift store. Everything is disorganized and chaotic. Long racks of clothing which people drop on the dirty floor. Sometims people are doing drugs out front.

13

u/thegreasiestofhawks 5d ago

I have been to Ross exactly three times in my life, in three different cities. Billings, Montana, Loveland, Colorado, and Little Rock, Arkansas. Each one was exactly as you described. One of those stores that you feel the need to shower after you leave

-3

u/Delicious-Cupcake806 6d ago

if someone gave me this cake or any cake instead of a bonus, they would be wearing it and i would be already in the parking smearing the remainder on their windshield. damn that sounded angry.

66

u/Atherum 6d ago

HR might not do it, but I can see long time colleagues doing something like this.

39

u/Srirachaballet 6d ago

The label does say Christmas… so maybe it was a Ross xmas party?

221

u/Azin1970 6d ago

This is the best cake ever. Awesome taste, great execution. 10/10. No notes.

130

u/coldoldduck 6d ago

Maybe one of those tone deaf record profits celebrations for execs where they all praise themselves at a podium and applaud each other

19

u/SirConcisionTheShort 6d ago

Makes a lot of sense, sadly

93

u/_mkd_ 6d ago

I'm sorry, OP, but good fashion at better prices is always in awesome taste.

80

u/Chimerain 6d ago

The irony of spending a lot of money on a custom cake with edible printed fondant, all to look like it is an overstock item sold at a bargain basement retailer.

21

u/entirecontinetofasia 6d ago

celebrating getting a really good deal?

19

u/KebertXela87 6d ago

For like just a sec, I thought this was being sold at Ross and someone was like, hell yea, I'll buy that!

14

u/trele_morele 6d ago

Impeccable execution

11

u/Harikiri13 6d ago

It looks like it would taste of old paper and glue.

10

u/XROOR 6d ago

Ross has the tear away price tags so you can’t switch tags of higher priced items with the tag for the lone windshield wiper

10

u/GitHub- 6d ago

I love this

8

u/broken_mononoke 6d ago

Congrats you saved 17.01!

2

u/Deitaphobia 5d ago

Spent it all on the cake.

7

u/TROLL_ELECTRODE 6d ago

😳 WHAT IF WE KISSED 😥 😍 IN FRONT OF THE ROSS DISCOUNT CAKE 😍

7

u/lysergic_818 6d ago

Dress for less y'all

4

u/jls919 6d ago

Delta Work’s birthday cake

5

u/pollyanarchy 5d ago

I had to scroll way too far to see this! A perfect cake for someone beguiled by a bargain.

4

u/jls919 5d ago

Right? It better be served with a Diet Coke and some Wing Stop ranch dressing.

3

u/MadR__ 6d ago

COMPARABLE VALUE

I have become so allergic to these capitalist terms. Besides, compared to what I think this thing is worth, it should be 0,-

3

u/Stickydoot 6d ago

Reeeeeeeeeeeee

3

u/Zealousideal-Sun6603 5d ago

But, does it food?

3

u/Just-Call-Me-J 5d ago

It's cake so I sure hope it has good taste.

3

u/etbillder 5d ago

I'm a big Ross fan. Great place to get Transformers

3

u/-spooky-fox- 5d ago edited 5d ago

The main tag says “Christmas” on it. This would be a pretty funny cake to bring to a holiday party hosted by the family member who is always giving discount store gifts with the tags still on them.

ETA: tracked down the very talented baker but no context given. :(

2

u/I_am_Tina_B 6d ago

Smash cake

2

u/AquaStarRedHeart 4d ago

Comes with 12 free kids to rip everything off the shelves and racks in your home

2

u/OpeningDifficulty731 4d ago

Savings and swag, savings and swag and$10 headphones that will break in 2 weeks, size 17 basketball shoes, random snacks, only 1 pair of pants that are your size

1

u/blackmilksociety 4d ago

It’s for a horse funeral