If a fullbody (including face) tattoo was a house...

[u/dassle]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way-Boca-Raton-FL-33432/87660584_zpid/

What's the point of having "FU money" if you never say "FU" to your resale value.

If I ever need a 3rd vacation home just for psychedelic tirps, this is on the short list...

[u/_sweepy]

NGL, I kinda love all of this. I especially want that viking ship table.

[u/mattwopointoh → u/_sweepy]

My first thought. I fucking LOVE this, and wish I had the money to make my home a home that caters to my brain like they did.

Cheers to living your best life, o millionaires.

[u/bootherizer5942 → u/mattwopointoh]

Yeah I like this so much more than most rich of the richest people who don’t even seem to have fun with it

[u/UntamedAnomaly → u/bootherizer5942]

Generic overpriced IKEA basic bitch shit 99% of the time.

Money can't buy personality lol, and I feel like it's only getting worse. Like back in the 60s and 70s, people started doing crazy shit to their homes I feel like....like this seemed to be a common thing. Hell even my parent's friend had a normal trailer, but the whole end was cut off and a entire room was built just to put a jacuzzi in there, a large one. Off of the kitchen were sliding glass doors that led to a deck with a swimming pool and a backyard where a dog and a goat lived lol. I remember going to a family reunion back in the early 90's, my aunt had a sunken in living room, like the whole room was sunk in 1 or 2 stairs deep, then there was a entertainment area within that space that was sunken in further. Their basement was almost entirely mirrored and had a huge bar. I remember seeing a lot of unique homes for sale back when I was a kid, but then these real estate corporations and mom and pop landlord swooped in to buy most of them up and turn them into boring ass basic bitch homes that could never offend anyone without a personality.

Even my childhood home (which was a condemn-able roach infested mess basically) has way less personality after my dad died and it was sold, someone swooped in, bought it for $16,000 and it looks like a really boring house now. I mean it looks newer, but the yard had a lot of nice natural features that were stripped away in favor of a patchy ugly lawn, there was a large deck that is gone, the colors are gray and white, inside and outside.

[u/bootherizer5942 → u/UntamedAnomaly]

Now everything is white and gray, it sucks. I saw a great point that said now we’re only allowed to see color in advertisements

[u/TherianRose → u/mattwopointoh]

If you're not in it already, you may enjoy r/maximalism!

[u/jaykstah → u/TherianRose]

Wooah never knew I needed to find this sub. A lot of those posts remind me of the way my mom always had our place decorated growing up. A lot of stuff but placed with intention and it all beautifully comes together. Thanks for giving me a rabbit hole to scroll thru i love this kinda vibe

[u/chantillylace9 → u/_sweepy]

I think this would be a really fun house to stay at for a short period of time like an Airbnb, but I wouldn’t want to live in it.

It’s just so incredibly busy it would give me anxiety.

[u/HeavensToSpergatroyd → u/chantillylace9]

It's definitely a visual assault. It's a like a tacky theme-room bordello hatefucked a resort in some country where handmade tile is cheaper than drywall. On a bed of LSD.

The outdoor areas are gorgeous, just the right amount of artistic flair without being overwhelming. But I have no idea where you'd even start if you wanted to visually de-clutter the interior while keeping a sane amount of the character.

[u/C10UDYSK13S → u/HeavensToSpergatroyd]

i would normally agree but whoever decorated/designed it had a keen eye for visual cohesion. like yes it’s super busy but the colours don’t seem to clash at all, and the rooms never seem lopsided or too heavy on one end. it’s actually extremely impressive

[u/cawkstrangla → u/chantillylace9]

There is a place in Matthews, NC called Matthew’s Manor that is like this but to a lesser extent. Not the same level of money but pretty nuts.

[u/pocket-ful-of-dildos → u/_sweepy]

How bout that FART ZONE sign

[u/Suitcase08 → u/pocket-ful-of-dildos]

They hated Jesus for he spoke the truth.

[u/OneMoreNightCap → u/_sweepy]

I love it too. My mom is an artist and our house was wild growing up. It took me a long time to like minimalistic designs and the use of neutral colors

[u/ScaryPearls → u/_sweepy]

I like the table but the fish pool is the best part IMO.

[u/RainMakerJMR → u/ScaryPearls]

There’s a slide next to the stairs. The fish pool is amazing. Like the closer you look, the better it gets.

[u/Madasiaka → u/_sweepy]

And the slide next to the main stairs! Amazing - I want one so bad

[u/Shanubis → u/_sweepy]

That table is everything

[u/Cybertronian10 → u/_sweepy]

Yeah like it may be too much but too much isn't necessarily a bad thing. I'd rather live in something like this that at least evokes a personality and not another minimalist box.

[u/CarelessStatement172 → u/_sweepy]

I love it all!

[u/Bleach_Demon → u/_sweepy]

It’s so much better than my house, I have nothing bad to say about it.

[u/Wolf-Majestic → u/_sweepy]

That viking table is a whole mood in itself !

[u/dougan25 → u/_sweepy]

I would totally do something like this if I could afford it. Better than some stuck up fancy pants house. This is dope.

[u/All_Thread]

I really dig it. Someone weird has a lot of money. I would take it over a posh proper house.

[u/Boobles008 → u/All_Thread]

Yeah, I'm sick of all the greige decor. Houses are meant to be lived in

[u/mattwopointoh → u/Boobles008]

Honestly staying here would make me feel comfortable almost instantly. Idk who the owners are, but I feel like they would treat you like family as a guest.

[u/attacklibrarian → u/mattwopointoh]

Right? As soon as I saw it, I immediately started imaging what it must be like to be in a position to be at that house for any period of time as a guest. Much less own it, haha!

[u/Protuhj → u/Boobles008]

Nothing about this house says it's meant to be lived in, it looks like it's meant to be partied in and show up in social media.

[u/AmbitiousEdi]

Love the FART ZONE sign in the bathroom

[u/GearBrain → u/AmbitiousEdi]

10/10, would shit next to again.

[u/wwwSTEALTHYcom → u/AmbitiousEdi]

Did you see the used beer sign also?

[u/AmbitiousEdi → u/wwwSTEALTHYcom]

Hah no, but one of my father's favourite "jokes" is about how you never buy beer, you only rent it

[u/MeowMix1979 → u/AmbitiousEdi]

I’d love to see Robin Leach discuss FART ZONE on Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous

[u/dylanholmes222 → u/AmbitiousEdi]

Fair warning

[u/Eugenides_of_Attolia]

Oh no, it's not a gray square

I like it. It's got character to the gills.

[u/Just-Call-Me-J → u/Eugenides_of_Attolia]

I think that's the fish in the second photo.

[u/RolandHockingAngling → u/Just-Call-Me-J]

And the pool

[u/jupiterkansas]

No complaints from me. I'd love it here.

[u/NagiJ]

A little overboard for my taste, but I still love it.

[u/Socky_McPuppet → u/NagiJ]

Yeah, I think I'd find it overstimulating. Or something. Just looking at the photos, my feeling was how overwhelmingly *busy* it all looked.

[u/OkiDokiPanic → u/Socky_McPuppet]

Same. I can see how someone would love this, but this house's bathrooms aren't even a little peace.

[u/Hotbones24]

I'm here for the viking table and making your home a happy place for you. The world is already filled with joyless ghouls who don't know how to enjoy the wealth they have. Why be one of them?

[u/_ParadigmShift → u/Hotbones24]

If it’s this persons jam, I’m not going to take it away from them at all.

That doesn’t mean I have to praise it for high style though.

[u/synesthesiac48]

r/UTAGE (unique taste and great execution)

[u/ur_not_as_lonely → u/synesthesiac48]

Tbh that’s most of the posts on this subreddit. I subscribed to see weird but cool projects

[u/thesphinxistheriddle]

Okay but I LOVE that Viking ship table though. I also kind of like the balcony with the tree motif.

[u/Silverback_Vanilla]

Without looking I knew it was in Florida and based of cost I would have guessed boca.

[u/FamiliarTaro7 → u/Silverback_Vanilla]

Boca, Marco Island, or Ft. Lauderdale Bay lol

[u/chantillylace9 → u/Silverback_Vanilla]

Really???? I thought the complete opposite, I was absolutely shocked it was in Boca because everyone is so prim and proper and concerned about their appearance.

[u/sanitarySteve]

nah, this is fun. this person knows what they wanted and went for it. not personally my style but i think it looks better than some cold white minimalist hellscape so many houses are these days

[u/dpman48]

I want to emphasize. There’s a LOT of great design choices in this house. And some really cool ideas that may be of not your taste, but NOT bad taste. The problem is, somebody literally could not stop hanging shit and laying more tile. The outside is actually a fun design because they CANT just keep putting more crap on the walls. They have to restrain themselves a bit. This house could keep a lot of this theming and look awesome if they just took half the stuff on the walls out.

[u/scrambledeggsandrice]

If that’s a slide in the second photo, I’m in.

[u/wereweasle → u/scrambledeggsandrice]

Son a bitch, I'm in.

Clasps hands together with old buddy who he hasn't seen for years.

[u/dancingpianofairy → u/scrambledeggsandrice]

Pretty sure it is

[u/nottakentaken]

Wayyyy better than minimalist houses, at least this one has personality even if that personality is bring obnoxious it's better than being soulless.

[u/naranja_sanguina]

This isn't a house; this is a Lair.

eta: anyone catch the room furnished with at least seven copies of Rudolf Steiner's Life Between Death and Rebirth?

[u/DisposableJosie → u/naranja_sanguina]

Yeah, it looks like it was designed by a supervillain who is half Emo Philips and half Casanova Frankenstein.

[u/ButteredPizza69420]

This is what I expect someone with a personality to decorate like. Unlike other rich people where its all white and soulless

[u/Let01]

A bit saturated but honestly seems pretty nice, dont like all the design choices but gotta respect the creativity

[u/TOBoy66]

This is what ADHD looks like as a house.

[u/bofademm78]

At least it's not boring.

[u/FamiliarTaro7]

GTAGE honestly. I kinda love this

[u/HeirElfEsquire]

Geezus....I can hear the colors...

[u/XDingoX83]

Love it. When you have that kind of money you build the house you want to live in.

[u/desolatenature]

Literally just commented on the r/ZillowGoneWild post, that this is the EPITOME of r/ATBGE. Then I open the sub, and this is on top.

Also definitely belongs on r/Maximalism, if you’re one of the people who loves this place, then you might belong on that sub.

edit: then I open r/Maximalism, and it’s on top of that sub too. 😂

[u/8BallSlap]

The owner burned down his CT mansion this past Thanksgiving in a turkey frying incident:

https://www.realtor.com/news/unique-homes/turkey-fire-connecticut-boca-raton-estate/

[u/Ok_Wait_716 → u/8BallSlap]

Wow. Thank you for sharing this.

[u/ReadySaltedWR]

Damn, now I really want to trip in this house! That'd be epic!

[u/SXTY82]

The owner had a Trapper Keeper in high school with ALL the stickers on it.

[u/Gymrat777]

I love it! People are always so concerned with resale value that they dull down the houses to bland. It's nice to see someone own their wants.

[u/xxMasterKiefxx]

Fart zone! Is this an AirBnB? I need to stay here.

[u/KofiObruni]

I respect anyone this committed to the bit.

[u/HelloDesdemona]

This fuggin rules

[u/xxBeatrixKiddoxx]

Looks like the dude who invented the RenFairs house

[u/PiggStyTH]

Doesn’t belong here

[u/BaronVonMunchhausen]

The only one with awful taste here is OP.

This is dope!

[u/Key_Lime_Die]

It's a little much, but NGL I kinda want to live there.

[u/_reeses_feces]

Ed Hardy lookin’ ass house lmao I kind of love it though

[u/Key_Journalist8876]

This is fucking AWESOME.

[u/BigAndWazzy]

Every brewery bar theme meets a Rainforest Cafe

[u/Belerophon17]

Fuck it I'm in. It'd be like I lived at a water park and that would be an awesome life to live.

[u/jjenkins_41]

You might appreciate these horrible homes. I think this house is featured in the second video.

[u/rollingaD30]

I see no issues with this house, other than the fact that I can't afford it.

[u/Taxidermy-molluskbob]

I would definitely live there!

[u/Vizth]

Speak for yourself, that's fucking epic.

[u/BaldBeardedOne]

Money can’t buy taste. Some of the stuff is cool, but all together it hurts my brain.

[u/Huns26]

I like the slide

[u/Upsideduckery]

I house sat for a very wealthy couple who decorated their home in a way similar to this. It was all so creative. I had an absolutely magical time and sort of felt like a fairy princess.

However, in terms of my own home, not only am I poor but my adhd and autism require me to go as minimal as possible just to keep it clean... And to not be hopelessly overwhelmed.🤦

[u/Repulsive-Tea6974]

I like it. I do kinda feel like I’d lose my keys or wallet for six months if I put them down in the wrong place though.

[u/Local_Cryptids]

If I had money my house would 100% look like this

[u/riscut4theBiscut]

This place looks like 15 different small town Mexican restaurant owners designed it.

[u/corran450]

That is the most Florida edifice I’ve ever seen. That said, it’s not that awful. I’d just need to take one of those rooms and paint it taupe, with a beige couch and white noise machine. For when I need to get away

[u/Bolf-Ramshield]

r/titlegore

[u/ReaperofLightning872]

Feels comforting af

[u/Canelosaurio]

This is the ultimate BnB!

[u/WolvesandTigers45]

Ugh, burn that shit down and salt the earth

[u/Beating_A-Dead_Whore]

The exterior goes hard. The inside kinda looks like a visual representation of a migraine, but i can see how someone likes it. Houses need to be more fun.

[u/CloseQtrsWombat]

I want that longship table so bad!

[u/wifeofpsy]

This place keeps getting posted and you keep expecting me to hate it. I love this place.

[u/SyrusDrake]

Absolutely slaps.

[u/Scherzophrenia]

At least it has solar panels

[u/destiny_kane48]

I love it. I'd have never done this on my own... But I wouldn't change much if I got this house. 😅

[u/JeddakofThark]

I really expected to hate it. I wouldn't want to live there, but as far as busy decor goes, it's pretty great.

[u/Rakebleed]

The outside space is awesome.

[u/Alive_Inspection_835]

This is like if screaming and ADHD were building materials.

[u/name_us3r]

Not sure if I'd actually like each room being so visually crowded, but it's definitely cool to look at.

[u/Hypnaustic]

Great airbnb, terrible house

[u/spliffthemagicdragon]

i'd live in this. thats amazing

[u/Societyisrael]

I think this may actually be my dream house…

[u/lio-ns]

I just know the owners are super cool

[u/elitemage101]

Design wise (color, creativity, fun) I love it.

The anti-hoarder in me hates it. Look like there is just STUFF everywhere.

[u/Loisalene]

I like the fish pool, and the slide looks fun. If I can afford this house, I can afford people to clean it for me.

Lots of stuff to look at, it's like they went to a 90's restaurant style decor.

[u/Lynda73]

No, this is cool as hell.

[u/Mountaindood5]

What is this bourgeois hodgepodge?!

[u/dmdewd]

I love many of these things individually. All together? No.

[u/highly_uncertain]

I very easily get overstimulated, so I absolutely would not be able to live here. But I do love maximalist style.

[u/tomwhoiscontrary]

I saw this a while ago and did some digging. The husband is a hedge fund guy, and the wife appears to be, probably among other things, a labyrinth designer.

[u/Browncoatinabox]

this looks like a Nickelodeon or Disney channel sit com set

[u/Deamonchild666]

Very busy

[u/stupidracist]

Architectural Digest doesn't know whether to laugh or cry.

[u/Da_Stable_Genius]

While busy, I don't hate it NGL.

[u/Bearspoole]

This house is full of color and design. Much better than most people’s bland ass walls. I personally think it’s a bit much for my liking, but nonetheless I enjoy this house and support people’s forms of expression

[u/thsvnlwn]

I would go insane in less than a day in that visual stimuli hell.

[u/_ParadigmShift]

It’s terrible, but at the same time if we found this house as archeologists 2000 years from now its would be a marvel. Many of these elements are not great smashed together, but that is the theme of the subreddit. It’s not poorly done, it’s just a creative mess without theme or commonality.

[u/Beard_of_Valor]

why did they even put stickers on the toilet

I mean it'd look even more ridiculous if the toilet was the only thing they didn't unnecessarily embellish, what with the "drunken people crossing" and "warning: fart zone" posters

just that dining table alone is ATBGE and I kind of love it with my bad taste

My thoughts are absolutely swirling.

[u/Little_Translator637]

i need to know what their job is to have this kind of FU money lmaoooo

[u/ElRey814]

I want to take lsd in this house and have a gooood time

[u/Mrjerkyjacket]

My mom has epilepsy and I feel like she woundt be able to come over without seizing if this was my house

[u/ArsenikShooter]

This house is worthless and priceless at the same time.

[u/vbopp8]

Gives me Barcelona vibes in a house

[u/ahent]

I have always wanted a urinal in the bathroom. My wife said no.

[u/El_show_de_Benny_Gil]

I call this "Nouveau Riche Baroque".

[u/H2OMGosh]

No this is dope. People should make their homes match their style if they have the money. So many homes have been stripped of their unique characteristics to just be painted a boring white or grey inside. I’d like to imagine this is an eccentric middle-aged swinger couple’s house that the husband lets his kooky wife decorate.

[u/ExtremeCreamTeam]

I quite liked everything but the bathroom.

[u/1895red]

The overstimulation station

[u/brewmax]

Honestly this would be a ton of fun to live in.

[u/Darkovika]

The bathroom was weird, but i loved a lot of that!

[u/sanebyday]

MEOWFISH

[u/Satanhimselfx]

Looks like when a man gets divorced and can finally start decorating the way HE wants lol

[u/LocationOdd4102]

This is so much better than all those "nice" rich people houses- all sterile white and silver, no personality, no sign a person even lives there. Fuck the resale value, if I have FU money I'm not worried about a quick sale- it'll either stay in the family, can wait for the right buyer, or I'd donate it to be an orphanage or something.

[u/sermer48]

Idk I kinda like it and has a similar vibe to what I’m planning if I can ever buy a home. My idea is basically murals on the walls giving each room a vibe(jungle, deep sea, outer space, etc.)

If I had a bunch of money my house would probably look similar to this 😂

[u/Zaptain_America]

Nah this is awesome, fuck that minimalist millennial beige crap

[u/100_cats_on_a_phone]

I love whoever made this monstrosity. If this were my house I'd never leave

[u/Tuscon_Valdez]

It's like they hired an 11yr old boy as interior designer

[u/platypus_farmer42]

Would I want to live there? No.

Is it interesting as hell and would I want to explore everything? Yes.

[u/GardenOrca]

The face would be the view of the front of the house, no? Looks kinda “not tatted” if you ask me.

[u/Perenium_Falcon]

I can smell the Ed Hardy body spray through my phone while looking at this.

[u/depressed_leaf]

This is just way too much stimulation for me. Bunch of extroverts in the comments here who want all the colors all the time.

[u/hnk007]

Get fishpool’d this is dope lol

[u/Tthelaundryman]

Someone watches Ryan George and is using his content for karma. At least plug him damn 

[u/mosesenjoyer]

It’s alive

[u/strange-loop-1017]

I like it. I’d live there.

[u/Imaginary-Copy9768]

This house fucking rules

[u/ChewMilk]

Sensory wise, I’d get super overwhelmed in this house, but I love it. It has so much more personality than the beige or all white typical rich persons house. And who needs resale value if you have money to make your house fabulous?

[u/erebus7813]

Another bad take on a house that actually has some personality. I would love to meet the owner.

[u/tagged2high]

I want to know what it's called to want your eyes blasted with these kinds of decorations at every turn. It's impressive that every surface is treated this way.

[u/candy_eyeball]

Eh, maximalist style isnt for everyone but i like it :)

[u/Swimming__Bird]

Okay. Hear me out. This is basically Pee-Wee's mansion. This would be sweet as hell if you didn't give a shit. Like, slides down the stairs? Viking ship table? A tree in a stairwell?

Ngl, I love it. Not sellable, but really cool.

[u/MarvelNerdess]

Dude, this is sick after! A bitch to clean but fully badass!

[u/jimithelizardking]

Gotta be so rich to make this monstrosity. Would be fun to take a family vacation to but not live in.

[u/zicher]

Somewhere years ago, an architect was doing acid

[u/corrinneland]

A maximalist wonderland with a THEME. I love.

I too, would have a gaudy, custom-everything house if I had that kind of FU money.

[u/Integrity-in-Crisis]

I like all the mosaic tile used in the house. Would probably scrap all the hanging decorations because dust. You just know that hardwood inlay on the interior of that curvy ass slide was a bitch to install.

[u/Mr-Kae12]

You mean amazingly taste and excellent execution

This post doesn’t belong here op this house is amazing

[u/sunnysparklesmile]

I wish every house was this interesting and fun

[u/Twinkie454]

It's definitely loud as hell, but I can't say that I dislike it. AWould be fun as hell to live there

[u/Cchaireazy]

This is beautiful to me.

[u/fnkdrspok]

I mean, if they turned it into a museum tourist attraction with ropes, it would be a revolving door of money.

[u/CombustiblSquid]

I actually love this. The vibe feels like I couldn't be depressed while in there and that sounds nice to me.

[u/BigAnxiousSteve]

Its so stupid and tasteless that I came all the way back around to loving it.

[u/HeyItsTheJeweler]

Jesus fuck somebody had a LOT of money. I'll take it and especially that ship table.

[u/wwbubba0069]

annnddd now I want a Viking boat table.

[u/everythymewetouch]

I've seen plenty of tasteful face tattoos, how dare you.

[u/ITrageGuy]

What in the Pee-wee's Playhouse is going on here

[u/Meanwhile-in-Paris]

Fantastic! Not my taste but I love that people will do that kind of things.

[u/MMachine17]

I want this house!!!!

[u/daitoshi]

No joke; I Adore this. 100/100, would absolutely live here with pure delight - no irony.

The POOL is shaped like a FISH, with a hot tub as the tail!! There's a slide! Beautiful mosaics EVERYWHERE!

I personally am not into the dragon ceiling & wall murals, but that's because there are cooler dragons out there. This is 'van wizard' shit, I'd piss myself in excitement if the dragons had been in the style of ancient mosaics, or a recreation of medieval knights slaying dragons.

Viking table kicks ass. Tilework kicks ass. Bathroom isn't my style, but that's okay~

The OUTSIDE even has mosaic! Ahhh~ <3 <3 <3

[u/TheTimeBender]

I like the fish shaped pool, the urinal in the bathroom (always wanted one) and the Viking dinner table. The rest is meh. If this house were mine I would definitely redecorate.

[u/poorcelain]

this is so awesome. this is the type of house i make in the sims after cheating for a bunch of money lol

[u/hankbaumbach]

If I ever need a 3rd vacation home just for psychedelic tirps, this is on the short list...

I say this as someone who has taken a lot of psychedelics in a lot of strange places.

This looks like an awful place to trip.

[u/BaconNamedKevin]

WARNING

FART ZONE

[u/HashKing]

I love this, especially considering this is likely a vacation home for whoever owns it.

I wouldnt want my primary residence/mansion (or my Aspen house, lol) looking like this.

[u/_fuckforever_]

money can’t buy taste proven yet again

[u/NurkleTurkey]

Christian Audigier?

[u/modskayorfucku]

Would love to trip balls there

[u/Kaffekjerring]

I am sorry but this is fricking awesome, this person knows how to spend money

[u/ekita079]

No this house is amazing, how can you insult fish pool like that?

[u/Capolan]

Is this owned by the head of TGI Fridays? Too.much.flair.

[u/imowgracias]

I like the roof and the art nouveau elements of the house interior

[u/Saberer2451]

I don’t hate it. Great for my ADHD. Lot of things to look at and read

[u/AwesomeManXX]

r/GTAGE

[u/millerswiller]

I've never seen something and first thought: "Lottery money" ... until I saw this house.

[u/Camille_le_chat]

A SLIDE?! HAVE I REALLY SEEN A FUCKING SLIDE?! IN THE HOUSE?! GIVE ME THIS HOUSE NOW