r/ATBGE • u/kaqqao • 18d ago

Handmade watermelon table with duck feet Art

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u/Boobles008 18d ago

A waddlemelon table

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u/redditcreditcardz 18d ago

It’d be even better if they were the wind-up feet from the early 90s

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u/Main-Pea793 18d ago

Perfect for the children's section of a library

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u/Anonymoustard 18d ago

If you rope it off from those little barbarians.

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u/Spare_Honey7658 17d ago

Lol I giggled

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u/bitter_water 18d ago

Spectacular. Effervescent.

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u/KDragoness 18d ago

I thought it was a bathtub at first!

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u/Expert-Water5767 17d ago

Same. I would totally rock this in my bathroom

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u/gijsyo 18d ago

I love it!

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u/dreamsinred 18d ago

Well, you understood the assignment!

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u/kaqqao 18d ago

Not my handiwork, unfortunately 😅 Just found the picture. The table was being sold for $595, btw.

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u/dreamsinred 18d ago

Yep. I live in a quirky, artistic college town, and that’s about what’s expect a piece like this to cost.

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u/qx87 18d ago

Sadly no kneespace, else Id buy it

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u/soulpulp 16d ago

Do you sit with your knees under your coffee table? I'm genuinely curious, because they're not built for that. You'd have to sit on the floor, and this table doesn't seem to inhibit a bit of criss cross applesauce.

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u/BeeReadsBee 11d ago

They'll selling it as a table? 😂 it's a punch bowl or bird bath. Imp!

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u/kaqqao 11d ago

Apparently a few people see it as concave, but I'm fairly certain it's flat.

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u/BeeReadsBee 10d ago

Ohhh I see it now! 👀

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u/chrissie_watkins 17d ago

🤣 this is such terrible taste, I absolutely love it!

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u/kaqqao 18d ago

Repost with different cropping because my previous got removed for having a caption that made it funnier

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 18d ago

What was the caption?

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u/y0shman 18d ago

Hilarious, right?

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 18d ago

Haha. That does seem like the price I would have expected though.

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u/ametrallar 17d ago

Now put googly eyes

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u/guccipucciboi 16d ago

Wait!!!! This was on my Facebook Marketplace!! not local, but still

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u/pulkxy 13d ago

I'm sorry but whoever made this has incredible taste imo 🤣🤣

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u/big_duo3674 18d ago

This is weird, unless you've been looking for a watermelon table with duck feet then it's a very lucky find

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u/Cold_Ad3896 17d ago

Repost, also r/gtage.

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u/Unique_Delay9342 16d ago

Amazing taste where do I buy it I will pay millions

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u/CompetitiveSet6058 16d ago

Hell yeah 🔥🔥

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u/Wise_Scale1270 16d ago

Thanks, I hate it. Still want it tho

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u/Blasphemous1569 12d ago

Wdym, that's great taste

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u/Hoya-loo-ya 18d ago

Great table

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u/ForwardMuffin 17d ago

I'm not even mad

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u/Spiciestpudding 17d ago

Why yes, it sure is. Huh. Who would have thought.

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u/CP336369 15d ago

Where’s the awful taste? /s

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u/ParuPatch 13d ago

I want one

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u/coco10923 12d ago

It made me laugh. What the heck is the thought process?

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u/everyone_hates_lolo 6d ago

i need this

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u/kaqqao 6d ago

It's mere $595 on Facebook marketplace

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u/ZoomSquid 2d ago

Need this

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u/JayLis23 10h ago

I wish we could post GIFs here because there's never been a more appropriate time for the "Shut up and take my money" one.