r/ATBGE • u/Epileptic_Ebola • 18d ago

Sardines for nails Body Art

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u/Killer979 18d ago

Please tell me I'm not the only one infuriated by them turning the thing the wrong way in the beginning

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u/intercommie 18d ago

THANK YOU. It angered me way more than it should.

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u/egordoniv 18d ago

Do people eat sardines with the eyes in them?

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u/arrakismelange1987 18d ago

The head is cut off on all canned sardines irl. Then, the sardine is also gutted. Cooked and canned. The head is included in artistic sardines to be recognizable over, say mackerel or herring.

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 17d ago

Artistic Sardines: the name of my Phish cover band.

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u/ByssusMatriarchy 14d ago

Oh I’m so there

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf 18d ago

MMmm....Imma love me some pickled herring 'bout now :d

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u/Eternal_grey_sky 14d ago

You are supposed to know how the head of a sardine looks like?

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u/arrakismelange1987 14d ago

Sardines are either sprattus sprattus or sardina pilchardus... usually, as a marketing term, it can be any small fish, though.

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u/Semi_Square 18d ago

I think I speak for everyone here when I say, WHAT THE FUCK?

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u/Ghosttwo 18d ago

It's the song that does it. The words are right for the video, but that's definitely not how they were intended.

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u/SonSuko 17d ago

Yea, why the hell would they try and roll the tin top under instead of over!

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u/garbitch_bag 18d ago

I love it. Nail art has really transformed as an art form and I think it’s fun what people can do with it. No this person isn’t wearing it like this day to day, it’s just cool and fun.

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u/yourfriendtusks 17d ago

I wouldn't have the patience or even skill to do this but suddenly I really want to do sardine nail art. So cute

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u/garbitch_bag 17d ago

Ooh I’d love a “tinned fish” manicure

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u/Metazolid 18d ago

Nails? You mean Ants?

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u/Hoya-loo-ya 17d ago

I think it’s a tongue and cheek acknowledgment of the subreddit while simultaneously pointing out it’s a painted finger nail.

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u/Metazolid 17d ago

Yeah, didn't notice it's attached to the finger like that. At first I thought OP somehow got Ants and Snails mixed up and ended up with Nails but your explanation makes more sense.

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u/Tariovic 17d ago

In the spirit of being helpful, the phrase is "tongue in cheek".

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u/naranja_sanguina 18d ago

r/CannedSardines about to lose their minds

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Amazing execution though 😂

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u/thebenn 17d ago

What are these? Sardines for ants!?!?!

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u/Axiny 17d ago

Finally, some actual ATBGE, not subjective taste but acceptable execution.

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u/Zealousideal_Bad5583 18d ago

Ok this is a little scary

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u/pigfeedmauer 17d ago

This is what I'm here for!

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u/Icollectshinythings 16d ago

Nah, this is just aweful everything.

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u/StarkHelsing 17d ago

u/RecognizeSong

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u/RecognizeSong 17d ago

I got matches with these songs:

• Chihiro (MTG, 8D Audio) by surround./ (00:49; matched: 88%)

Released on 2024-06-05.

• Chihiro (MTG, Cover) by bbygirl (00:54; matched: 83%)

Released on 2024-07-01.

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u/Tiggredcat 15d ago

Oh, phuqing hell, I can smell them! H-h-h-h-uuuuurrggkkkklrglrglrgl. pronounced hur-guk (with a gutteral roll in the back of the throat) -lur-gul-lur-gul-lur-gul

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u/Healthy_Gap_4265 15d ago

Tell me your vagina smells without telling me your vagina smells.

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u/Eternal_grey_sky 14d ago

Awful taste and even more awful texture

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u/wowbyowen 13d ago

what is this, sardines for ...

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u/SayWhatever12 13d ago

hahahahahhaha

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u/KeepCarlAndCarrieOn 12d ago

I read Sardine for snails...

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u/Weary_Sale_2779 9d ago

When you're done, you can give it to the kids to use with their dolls.

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u/Reasonable_Report_52 7d ago

I like it . I enjoy weird art . Great job on the nails 💪💅