r/ATBGE 22d ago

Curtains at a beer bar made from the literal leftovers from beer production. Seen at Copenhagen airport. ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

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u/analdongfactory 22d ago

Eh, I think it’s cool and it’s not like it’s in an inappropriate setting.

Unless they smell bad or something?

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u/Vinyl-addict 22d ago

Idk it just looks like someone thought it was a good idea to hang up a musty tarp. Would be less gross to me if it was more of a panel situation than this sheet looking thing.

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u/analdongfactory 22d ago

The one on the left looks like a mug of beer. The right not as much I suppose.

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u/Miora 22d ago

The one on right looks like someone pissed on the bottom of it ☹️

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u/TrifleEmbarrassed427 22d ago

On brand for Copenhagen.

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u/No_Cook2983 21d ago

You should see the curtains they made out of tobacco spit.

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u/mrpopenfresh 21d ago

This is an art installation

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u/Vinyl-addict 21d ago

Doesn’t make it a good one

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u/lolheyaj 22d ago

It's cool but it looks like curtains made of vomit. 

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u/yogo 22d ago

Reusing stuff in unusual ways is my jam but this looks pretty grody.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 22d ago

I saw Curtains of Vomit open for GWAR once. They were pretty sick.

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u/eschatonik 22d ago

...when being sprayed with fake blood just doesn't cut it anymore you gotta find an opener that ups the ante.

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u/fueled_by_rootbeer 22d ago

I also think it's a cool concept. Great way to recycle an industry byproduct that would otherwise get thrown out.

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u/Forward-Ant-9554 22d ago

that 'thrown out' could be in a compost bin. they were cooked and fermented grains. luckily these curtains are still recycable. but that is not always the case.

i see so many things on the net that are supposedly great arts and crafts recycling videos that just make things worse. before you had these perfectly recycable materials and now you have a combo that you can't take apart anymore and just goes to an incinerator or landfill.

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u/kiss-tits 21d ago

It’s pretty funny to say they should reuse perfectly decomposable wheat byproducts by layering them in plastic. Haha.

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u/s4b3r6 21d ago

The fermented would be a problem for the compost. You don't need the bacteria going to war with different breeds and all ending up dead.

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u/fuzzycitrus 13d ago

Quick check confirms what I learned when studying microbiology & doing much work with fermenting: Nope, totally safe.  It's also usable for things like dog treats, livestock feed, or just being turned under the soil to rot there.  (I know the middle one is one popular in my area; always go with the option where people pay you to carry off your waste when you get it.)

The bacteria are not going to go to war with different breeds.  If nothing else because fermentation happens with yeast, not bacteria...

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u/s4b3r6 13d ago

If nothing else because fermentation happens with yeast, not bacteria...

No.

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u/fuzzycitrus 12d ago

I was talking about the fermentation of the beer, not the compost.  But they're not likely to fight and wipe each other out.  (If we could set up bacterial mutual destruction matches, it'd be something I'd know about because it'd make treating persistent infections SO much easier.)

That said, in my area the better bang for buck is letting farmers pay you to feed it to livestock, the commercial composters still charge to haul it off, and I think most of us are perfectly fine running it through a cow, horse or sheep before returning it to the soil.

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u/Moorbert 22d ago

nah. this stuff is highly reused and these things are the stupid thing.

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u/Lordwigglesthe1st 21d ago

And often it's thrown out to a local pork farm or other use, not trashed

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u/fueled_by_rootbeer 21d ago

Yeah, I see how it's just a neat thing this business did lol. Cool concept for a brewery at least, but not practical to produce en masse.

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u/Lordwigglesthe1st 20d ago

Agreed,  I do think anything that stretches what we can accomplish with biomaterials is worth experimenting with and showing off

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u/bullhorn_bigass 22d ago

They just look like filthy moldy plastic sheets.

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u/top2percent 22d ago

I think you’re mostly correct.

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u/PapowSpaceGirl 22d ago

Agreed. Would nope right out of there.

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u/tron3747 21d ago

I think it would have worked a lot better if the material was used as a pattern inlay

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u/WaytoomanyUIDs 19d ago

Looks like the shower curtain in a student digs.

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u/Youse_a_choosername 22d ago

Looks like a college dorm shower curtain.

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u/nelifex 22d ago

I saw these in June and they're as ugly as they look here. An interesting concept but an international airport is perhaps not the best use-case

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u/lamentable_ 12d ago

thought the same thing when I first walked past them! ugly and filthy

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u/tahitisam 22d ago

Absolute bullshit. 

These are probably just sheets of some random biopolymer with inclusions of spent grain for looks. 

Their website sucks and their Instagram shows that woman in her linen robes looking intently at one such sheet to justify her “buy my revolutionary lamps for 3k” type grift.

I’m also sceptical of the recycling capacity of those mixed materials.

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u/Moorbert 22d ago

the material is already highly recycled normally. so absolutely no need in doing this

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u/jk-9k 21d ago

Exactly. Spent grains are already a valuable feed resource. This seems like a less effective and efficient use.

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u/Moorbert 21d ago

you could even go a step further. instead of feeding kettle and such, you could feed a biogas reactor and reach a net zero carbon dioxide emission for beer production. thats how valuable that stuff is.

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u/D31taF0rc3 20d ago

Reminds me of the 'ugly' food craze where people thought ugly produce was thrown out because it didnt make it to store shelves. Had to explain to my well meaning friends that most ugly foods end up in resturaunt kitchens, processed foods, animal feed, or compost and almost nothing is wasted.

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u/twoisnumberone 21d ago

I'm with you. This is BS.

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u/pauldrano 22d ago

They look like the skin curtains in the very end of the last episode of the Candle Cove season of Channel Zero, in Eddie's realm.

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u/Miora 22d ago

I don't know what this is but it's so specific I had to upvote it

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u/pauldrano 22d ago

Channel Zero was a short lived horror anthology show on SYFY, the first season was based on the short story by Kris Straub called Candle Cove. In the show a dead child is able to manifest some kind of mind palace and one of the rooms has sheets of skin hanging.

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u/Huge-Basket244 21d ago

Wait they actually made a Candle Cove show? I didn't realize. That's so weird.

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u/Voljega 21d ago

The whole serie is very good and has an absolutely unique tone.

For me it’s simply by far the best tv horror show

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u/Huge-Basket244 21d ago

I know it because of the creepy pasta, but I didn't realize it ended up being an actual thing. I'll have to check it out tonight.

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u/pauldrano 21d ago

Yeah, the first season was based on Candle Cove, the other seasons were based on other horror stories online.

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u/rvralph803 22d ago

Man, if I wanna see some yeasty flaps all I gotta do is look down.

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u/bluesox 21d ago

You win

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u/whalewhisker5050 22d ago

These will look great in my silent hill themed house.

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u/zgtc 22d ago

Natural Material Studio has done some really remarkable work, especially with their SMULD project. This, however, is not their best.

Though I’d probably argue it’s more bad taste but great execution, as it’s conceptually great but aesthetically a disaster.

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u/sebestjanowicz 22d ago

Dahmer's shower curtains.

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u/signmeupnot 22d ago

How could this be 'awful' taste. Oh no some beer production themed curtains used in the right setting.

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u/I-baLL 22d ago

Because they probably taste awful

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u/Guywithasockpuppet 22d ago

Honestly at a glance Human skin was my first thought. Voting bad idea

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u/Siilan 22d ago

This makes me think, you know what else is made from leftovers of beer production? Vegemite.

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u/dovelikestea 22d ago

Yup yup thats terrible

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u/Bloodb47h 22d ago

They look like foamy beer. Like the inside of a stein.

I love it. GTGE.

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u/UbiSububi8 22d ago

Your curtains are drunk on the job!

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u/ColossalSackofSpuds 22d ago

I think this is cool considering the context.

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u/Albatroz_901 22d ago

Dunno if I like em or find them gross

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u/fluidityfluxicitu 22d ago

i actually think that’s pretty cool? and it sounds like it’s eco friendly which is cool

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u/Moorbert 22d ago

no it is not. as the material they use is already highly reused.

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u/The_Mammoth_Hunter 22d ago

So it's just spent grain stuck to some sheeting?

Where I live, breweries often give their spent grain to local livestock farmers, often for free.

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u/LockeySeven 22d ago

It looks like old shower curtains

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u/MarthasPinYard 21d ago

Looks Ed Gein-esque til you read the caption👀

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u/destiny_kane48 21d ago

I wouldn't put them in my house but they are cool as hell for bars.

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u/jaklacroix 21d ago

That's pretty cool tbh

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u/YOBlob 21d ago

This feels like something an anti-environmentalist would come up with to mock the concept of recycling.

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u/Katana_sized_banana 13d ago

I would love to meet the person who enjoys and approved these vomit curtains.

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u/Miora 22d ago

Bet someone's licked these.

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u/Tiny_Investigator_94 22d ago

I'd say great taste, great execution, but the actual outcome just looks awful.

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u/StevenS145 22d ago

I think this is good taste, awful execution. I think it’s a cool idea, to reincorporate some aspect of the backend brewing process into the frontend consumer experience. The problem is they hung up a bunch of dirty tarps.

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u/edbgon 22d ago

Kødbyen... Meat city.

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u/Tbplayer59 22d ago

Those are not attractive.

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u/OriginalLu 22d ago

Come on in and knock back a cold one behind our slaughterhouse / chainsaw massacre curtains.

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u/Blanche- 22d ago

Beer Curtains

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u/Akito_900 21d ago

Looks like saw

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u/TheRenOtaku 21d ago

Looks like someone kept the same shower curtains for…50 years?

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u/king_of_n0thing 21d ago

Reminds me I still have to finish Silent Hill 2 remake

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u/Honda_TypeR 21d ago

I get the concept they were after, but it's not aesthetically pleasing. The execution of the concept is shitty.

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u/midnightstreetlamps 21d ago

These look like the surgical/medical curtains you would see in a horror movie or a zombie apocalypse show.

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u/SpikeRosered 21d ago

Looks like a curtain you'd see at a slaughterhouse. The brown looks like the scum of corpses rather than beer.

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u/The-Fumbler 21d ago

It would probably taste awful

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u/SaltyIrishDog 20d ago

Silent Hill-core

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u/SalmonMaskFacsimile 20d ago

Reminds me of kombucha scoby. I wanna slap it. Bet it makes a satisfying "bwap!" noise.

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u/dby08 20d ago

I have one of these hanging in my shower rn

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u/Oddish_Femboy 20d ago

It worked for Aperture.

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u/kikmons 20d ago

just looks dirty

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u/YourMateFelix 17d ago

The worst parts of me want to know... would these be edible?

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u/KiedisLeftNut 16d ago

I would say this is more great taste awful execution

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u/MulberryChance6698 15d ago

I think it's pretty neat. It's just a conversation starter at a beer bar about beer. Not like it's in someone's avocado painted VW bus windows.

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u/Swiftzor 13d ago

This would make a cool resin cast coaster

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 10d ago

I like them.... Probably because of how much I like beer. Perhaps I'm an alcoholic 🤔

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u/Red_Beard_of_Tucson 3d ago

A sponsored project from Jacob's Ladder.