r/ATBGE • u/KeyDifference4178 • Dec 13 '24

Don't stop her Hair

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u/Flashy-Cheesecake-76 Dec 13 '24

How much of that is her hair and how much is like added hairlike stuff, and how much is like the brown foam stuff

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u/kushyo69 Dec 13 '24

Her hair is everything under the boat lol

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u/svlvmvtt 19d ago

ship of Theseus

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u/-SlinxTheFox- Dec 13 '24

The cut in this was insane. It makes it pretty obvious it's fake even if you don't think about our look at any other aspect

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u/EkbyBjarnum Dec 13 '24

Here's the original video https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDSMNt3Mzu3/?igsh=MWRvbTBjNGNiaTd4Nw==

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u/trixel121 Dec 13 '24

I was convinced it was fake now I'm dying.

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u/maeghi 14d ago

She’s the lady version of that overly talented pastry chef. I can’t remember his name but his smile haunts my Facebook reels.

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u/Joejoefluffybunny 18d ago

Her videos are never fake LMAO

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u/locabynature Dec 13 '24 edited Dec 13 '24

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that entire boat is weave or hair extensions. who wakes up in the morning and says in the mirror, "I want my hair to be a pirate ship today"?

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u/dllimport Dec 13 '24

I don't understand the question. Do you not?

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u/BluEch0 Dec 14 '24

Of course not. I could understand if you wanted your hair to look like an SR-71 Blackbird, but a pirate ship? Absurd.

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u/locabynature 27d ago

who wakes up in the morning and wants their hair to be a pirate ship? the quotes were used because the person was looking in the mirror and saying that to themselves. "I want my hair to be a pirate ship today".

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u/JimBo_Drewbacca 13d ago

marie antoinette

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u/blind_disparity 11d ago

Hello

Today you can learn what a 'model' is.

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u/locabynature 11d ago

no shit. she wouldn't be doing this hairstyle if there wasn't a market for it. you think she just practiced really hard and learned to do it just so she could put it in a models hair and then tear it all down, never to be seen again. sure it makes ok content for a TikTok video or a YouTube short but that don't pay the bills. you must not get out into the world because I've seen some people go out with some really outside of the box hairstyles.

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u/locabynature 11d ago

no shit. she wouldn't be doing this hairstyle if there wasn't a market for it. you think she just practiced really hard and learned to do it just so she could put it in a models hair and then tear it all down, never to be seen again. sure it makes ok content for a TikTok video or a YouTube short but that don't pay the bills. you must not get out into the world because I've seen some people go out with some really outside of the box hairstyles.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 Dec 13 '24

Yea we would need to see this process start to finish.

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u/BiKingSquid 28d ago

I mean, it's all extensions after a certain point, as the model can't sit there for 3 days as she braids all the little details, but it's hair.

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u/Nerdcuddles 26d ago

Bomb wave cream

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u/HansWolken Dec 13 '24

Next she'll be telling peasants to eat cake.

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u/Unthgod Dec 13 '24

Off with her boat!

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u/nvrsleepagin 26d ago

I hope she owns a convertible

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u/fringeCoffeeTable240 Dec 13 '24

ok but like, this is unironically cool? like, there's no bad taste here if you ask me. if someone i knew got the flying dutchman haircut, they'd be the coolest person i knew

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u/Alexchii Dec 13 '24

Except none of it is her actual hair. She just has a boat on her head.

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u/BiKingSquid 28d ago

Her hair is woven into extensions, like most intricate hairstyles.

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u/Samiassa 7d ago

You can see her ponytail fully down in one of the shots when the whole ship body is fully done. They just made a ship out of fake hair and then tucked her hair under it. They didn’t actually weave anything out of extensions unfortunately. Would’ve been really cool if they did

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u/leaveitbettertoday Dec 14 '24

ur so jealous omg

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u/Alexchii Dec 14 '24

Jealous of what?

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u/leaveitbettertoday Dec 14 '24

I was doing comedy

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u/Tiggredcat 23d ago

Better leave that to the professionals. Perhaps you could try leaf blowing, or... maybe power washing or something instead?

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u/Skattotter 13d ago

Why? Are both those places shorthanded because they fired you?

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u/Tiggredcat 13d ago

Case in point.

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u/Skattotter 13d ago

Might wanna take your own advice too funny guy.

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u/Tiggredcat 13d ago

Ah, but I wasn't trying to be funny.

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u/Charming_Lime_8766 Dec 13 '24

Reaching critical levels of BASED ENERGY

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u/tobsecret Dec 13 '24

It was just a matter of time before rococo came back in style.

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u/tsimen Dec 13 '24

So you're saying men can finally dandy up again?

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u/Tiggredcat 23d ago

You saying they haven't been? Look at the last 40 years and tell me they haven't! Lol!

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u/l33774rd Dec 13 '24

I've seen the lady with a spinning helicopter 🚁 made of hair. This pirate ship is lacking.

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u/Traditional-Ad2409 Dec 13 '24

I had to google that, and holy fuck

The only possible response I can think of is:

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Fucking roflcopter

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u/l33774rd Dec 13 '24

Id add a gif if I could.

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u/Jaquendabox 19d ago

Good to see the Old Ways haven't completely vanished

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u/RelentlessScum Dec 13 '24

Source? this is insane

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u/rsho8 Dec 13 '24

https://www.instagram.com/atefe_kabiri_hairstylist

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u/EkbyBjarnum Dec 13 '24 edited Dec 13 '24

Specifically it's this video here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDSMNt3Mzu3/?igsh=MWRvbTBjNGNiaTd4Nw==

And there are fewer cuts in the original video, so you can see the bits of of wire and cardboard used to make the armature, and see how the hair is styled around it.

Some of it is absolutely just extensions that aren't even applied to the head and just used as extra material to... Sculpt? With. Is sculpt the word here?

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u/Alexchii Dec 13 '24

How is she so succesful! Every single video I watched was clearly fake..

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u/Thicc_AllMight Dec 13 '24

I love her content on instagram! I remember the Eiffel Tower one too

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u/sticcydabliccy Dec 13 '24

Teasing the hair extensions for nothing is wild.

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u/anonymous_amanita Dec 13 '24

This is absolutely awesome

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u/thalassicus Dec 13 '24

Stylin har me be!

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u/Accurate-Law-8669 Dec 13 '24

It’s like the ladies from the auction scene of Mouse Trap

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u/wineT_ Dec 13 '24

It looks like it was 3d printed

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u/BAMFDPT Dec 13 '24

Yeah no chance in the world that's real but cool I guess

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u/InterestingFruit5978 Dec 14 '24

Goodluck getting that undone

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u/Consistent_Golf6905 Dec 14 '24

Celestial Dragons be like:

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u/Kjops 13d ago

(Franky has entered the chat) Bro!

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u/trevman7 Dec 13 '24

I’m truly impressed by the engineering

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u/SpankBankManager Dec 13 '24

The Lady With the Ship On Her Head.

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u/Lilelfen1 Dec 13 '24

Better than 🎶the Booooy with the thooorn in his siiiiide🎶 I guess…

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u/INoMakeMistake Dec 13 '24

This looks awesome!

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u/Suspicious-Yard4205 Dec 13 '24

Marie Antoinette could never.

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u/FransAnanas Dec 13 '24

Don’t stop hair!

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u/throwawaygaming989 Dec 13 '24

They’re Bringing back la Belle Poule I see

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u/paulrhino69 Dec 13 '24

Avast there you Lubbers

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u/dabunny21689 Dec 13 '24

Call her Helen of Troy, because her face (well, head) is gonna launch a thousand ships.

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u/Ok_Ferret_824 Dec 13 '24

It kind of looks 3d printed.

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u/G_Art33 Dec 13 '24

Come aboard and bring along all your hopes and dreams?

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u/ReformedZiontologist Dec 13 '24

This artist always does the coolest stuff

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u/Lilelfen1 Dec 13 '24

I really and truly hope this was Yaki hair….

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u/WackoMcGoose Dec 13 '24

She's gonna get shipwrecked the first time she walks through a door.

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u/Cuneiformation Dec 14 '24

She's like Marie Antoinette.

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u/Ill_Bluebird_5359 Dec 14 '24

Is this what that french queen hade? Marie Antoinette.

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u/liblairian Dec 14 '24

Did you see the umbrella one?

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u/Macklemore_hair Dec 14 '24

Now put it in a bottle

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u/manareas69 Dec 14 '24

Is this what Jay Z is working on?

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u/MA_2_Rob Dec 14 '24

Mmmm… should it have black sails since it can’t be covered by a hijab?

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u/seer_vestige Dec 14 '24

marie antoinette is that you

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u/RippelMaster Dec 14 '24

That is not how a frigate is rigged.

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u/JessaRaquel Dec 14 '24

This combines two of my interests, hair styling and ships, but I still hate it so much.

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u/Cockywhiteboy 29d ago

They just need more sleep

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u/Big-Fondant-9724 29d ago

She is just on another level

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u/Catkit69 29d ago

Why? Wtf? How does she get all that shit out? And what event would you wear that to?

Fuck no.

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u/Remote_Tourist1838 28d ago

Another case of "could" being abysmally unrelated to "should"

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u/Fryel0ck00 28d ago

this some hunger games shit

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u/BrocialCommentary 8d ago

Or Ghiscari

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u/Minnymoon13 28d ago

That’s cool….but how is she going to remove all of that with out cutting it?

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u/Nerdcuddles 26d ago

Boondocks reference

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u/Rickle37 26d ago

Yeah ok

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u/kingderella 22d ago

noooooooooooooooo

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u/some_Britishguy 22d ago

look, My hair's a boat!

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u/100PoundsOfCum 21d ago

Don't you just hate it when your hair stylist suddenly embodies the spirit of Captain Blackbeard and then turns your hair into the ship that sailed the seven seas?

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u/Confuseasfuck 19d ago

Close enough, welcome back Marie Antoinette

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u/Aurberginedegenerate 18d ago

What in the one piece franky ahh hairstyle is this one called?

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u/No_Proof2676 18d ago

Mary is that you

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u/Rushrunner367 17d ago

That hot mix just turnt up and she just fell into a hip hop hair officiato.

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u/xXAnoHitoXx 17d ago

French revolution

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u/djdelaineyray 14d ago

Omg I would hate to brush this out and undo it lol

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u/I_Maul_Penises 13d ago

Buddy is NOT Marie Antoinette

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u/somerandommystery 13d ago

Imagine going to a party with this hair… you have a blast, you get waisted. You come home, and fall asleep like this.

How do you undo it all and brush your hair in the morning? Do you just shave your head?

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u/864FastAsfBoy 13d ago

That song goes hard

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u/StaviaKostia 13d ago

This is for competition. It’s a pretty good example of what it is. Some of the championship pieces are amazing.

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u/Terrinhazinhz 12d ago

It's totally fake but the concept is cool I guess

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u/TheTruckUnbreaker 1d ago

"What style?" "Keelhauling." "Say no more."

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u/Icollectshinythings Dec 13 '24

How do you wash your hair?

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u/goltaku555 Dec 13 '24

You go sailing

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u/Swimwithamermaid Dec 13 '24

This is done for hair shows. Not everyday wear.

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u/Shad0wbubbles Dec 13 '24

Where did she get that wood from- HOLY HAIR

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u/No-Comment-4619 Dec 13 '24

Women of the world, if you don't wear a giant ship on your head made of your hair, what's your excuse???

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u/lysergic_818 Dec 13 '24

Impeccable execution even with non hair attachments and whatnot. Absolutely horrendous taste? Yep.

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u/XROOR Dec 13 '24

The hair model for the USS Gerald R. Ford has hair like Weird Al and a neck like Brock Lesnar

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u/PhyoriaObitus Dec 13 '24

I wonder if they cut the hair to get it out or somehow have to untangle it... must be a nightmare to undo

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u/acrowandababy Dec 13 '24

I was more concerned by the spectacular back fat on the model.

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u/nubsauce87 Dec 13 '24

... that is the absolute stupidest thing I've seen all week, which, as person who follows American politics closely, is saying something...